Is there a Virginia accent that sounds like Pennsylvania Dutch or what tf exactly am I hearing

Currently passing through what I consider to be the most haunted locale in the country ... cotton fields of southside Va

Her deal imo is weird scenarios perfectly described and assembled, not too many people accomplishing that rly

I love her but last samurai is my least fave and then I start to spiral about the hyper-cleverness overall and then I start to wonder if i'm being a misogynist! Some Trick is the best I think