Michael Love
@elkmovie.bsky.social
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“Marry me and also take command of the Nazgûl”
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More Seoul flights make sense; with the continued need to avoid Russia it's a more efficient gateway to China US-flight-time-wise than basically any city in China
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I mean it was the Kennedy School, in the Harvard Prestige Rankings that's like one notch above Extension and below Dentistry
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Yo @wired.com, why is the Washington effing Post showing more integrity concerning Prime Day than you are?
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An analysis of nearly 50 Amazon purchases over six months in 2025: during the October 7-8 Prime Day sales, average savings were only 0.6% and some items went up (Geoffrey A. Fowler/Washington Post)

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California or New York elect one decent statewide politician challenge
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TBH I don’t think ARod really gives a shit except to the extent that it implicates his ego
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I think it's less of an issue of abusive women getting reported and more of an issue of abusive men *not* getting reported; statistically speaking, I expect that at least a couple dozen men in Congress are absolutely terrible bosses
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Turns out that all of the failed speaker votes and inter-factional sniping was not, in fact, no big deal
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The good news is that if he declares martial law we'll probably get an early heads-up because somebody will hand him a note saying "you're declaring martial law"
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"They killed Charlie Kirk, the least you can do is give me a free Crunchwrap Supreme®"
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And the number goes up every time he opens his mouth
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The fact that Schumer and Jeffries of all people are actually getting videotaped doing good, fight-y stuff suggests that they finally sense an opportunity for even meh Democrats to score points
elkmovie.bsky.social
And its giraffe looks like the Wicker Man:
Here’s a cute mid-sized ASCII giraffe — long neck, spots, and all:
      //
     (oo)
     /||\
    //||\\
   ^^ ^^ ^^
    || ||
    || ||
   //  \\
  //    \\
 //      \\
Would you like me to make a taller, more detailed giraffe (full body, with legs and tail), or keep it small and text-friendly like this one?
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This is a good game, I asked for a velociraptor and it drew something that's either a weird alien or a sauropod with boobs
Sure! Here’s a classic-style ASCII art of a velociraptor — compact enough to fit nicely in text, but still with recognizable claws and posture:
              __
             / _)
    _.----._/ /
  /            /
 /  (o)  (o)  /
 |      ,--.  |
  \    (____)/
   \_  `----'___
     `---------' 
Would you like me to make it more detailed and realistic, or simpler and smaller (for use in text or code comments)?
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Cool, I'm sure nothing bad will come of this
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Houston Street in NYC and East Greenwich in Rhode Island
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NYC Democrats aren't good for much, but "hazing moist little Westchester Republicans like Mike Lawler" is something they have a lot of practice with
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"Have you seen a picture matching this description, yes or no"

<gives accusatory non-answer>

"Since you refuse to answer I'm going to interpret that as a yes"
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5 of the votes to allow Kavanaugh stops are Catholics - including Kavanaugh - and it would hardly be unprecedented to place the 5 of them under interdict and forbid them from attending Mass until they reverse their decision
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Ironically, as I understand it a leading pro-Leo voice in the conclave was Dolan, who's... probably regretting that now