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Report: Americans Most Physically Active When Getting Comfy https://theonion.com/report-americans-most-physically-active-when-getting-c-1819579560/
October 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Report: Americans Most Physically Active When Getting Comfy https://theonion.com/report-americans-most-physically-active-when-getting-c-1819579560/
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Apparently, Buckingham Palace is done pretending that they didn't know that their now, former prince, is a pedophile.
When will America do the same with their current president?
When will America do the same with their current president?
October 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Apparently, Buckingham Palace is done pretending that they didn't know that their now, former prince, is a pedophile.
When will America do the same with their current president?
When will America do the same with their current president?
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Welch: "This has nothing to do with the shutdown. The law requires and the funds are available to continue SNAP right now without any interruption. So that is a decision the president is making on his own to allow people to go hungry."
October 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Welch: "This has nothing to do with the shutdown. The law requires and the funds are available to continue SNAP right now without any interruption. So that is a decision the president is making on his own to allow people to go hungry."
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Trump Tariffs are killing america.
There isn't anything else to be said about them.
There isn't anything else to be said about them.
October 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Trump Tariffs are killing america.
There isn't anything else to be said about them.
There isn't anything else to be said about them.
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Someone show this to Jorge.
October 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Someone show this to Jorge.
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This is a resignation letter, and the American people should accept it.
October 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
This is a resignation letter, and the American people should accept it.
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Gallego: "How can I negotiate? The president is in Asia for 5 days. Johnson is basically keeping the House out until January to protect pedophiles. So who am I negotiating with right now?"
October 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Gallego: "How can I negotiate? The president is in Asia for 5 days. Johnson is basically keeping the House out until January to protect pedophiles. So who am I negotiating with right now?"
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If the Republicans don’t control the senate how did all of Trump’s bootlicking cabinet picks get confirmed?? How did that horrible budget bill get passed?? Mike Johnson is running out of lies to tell because he can’t justify the shutdown. The majority of the country knows who is responsible.
October 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
If the Republicans don’t control the senate how did all of Trump’s bootlicking cabinet picks get confirmed?? How did that horrible budget bill get passed?? Mike Johnson is running out of lies to tell because he can’t justify the shutdown. The majority of the country knows who is responsible.
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I’m pretty certain MJ just talked himself and the republicans out of office.
October 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I’m pretty certain MJ just talked himself and the republicans out of office.
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If hes not in control then he should step aside. If he cant do the job he should step aside. If he cant work for the people he should step aside. If he doesnt know anything about anything going on in government hes unqualified and should gtfo.
October 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
If hes not in control then he should step aside. If he cant do the job he should step aside. If he cant work for the people he should step aside. If he doesnt know anything about anything going on in government hes unqualified and should gtfo.
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Walz: "We have a federal system that we're all in it together, we help other states when they need it, but we have a situation where they're trying to divide us & provide specific aid to states that they like at the moment, which is absolutely unconscionable... either that or give us our money back"
October 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Walz: "We have a federal system that we're all in it together, we help other states when they need it, but we have a situation where they're trying to divide us & provide specific aid to states that they like at the moment, which is absolutely unconscionable... either that or give us our money back"
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Tomorrow would be a great day for Mike Johnson to swear in Adelita Grijalva so we can find out whether some of these donations from oligarchs and nepo babies to Trump were made because they are in the Epstein files which Trump and House Republicans are hiding from the people.
October 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Tomorrow would be a great day for Mike Johnson to swear in Adelita Grijalva so we can find out whether some of these donations from oligarchs and nepo babies to Trump were made because they are in the Epstein files which Trump and House Republicans are hiding from the people.
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"They call it 'violence' when we refuse to die quietly."
Kasper Benjamin Reimer Bjørkskov
Kasper Benjamin Reimer Bjørkskov
October 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"They call it 'violence' when we refuse to die quietly."
Kasper Benjamin Reimer Bjørkskov
Kasper Benjamin Reimer Bjørkskov
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Republicans control all 3 branches of the government and claim they’re leading us into a “Golden Age.” But they can’t figure out how to end a government shutdown, and they want us to blame the party that controls exactly zero branches of government.
October 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Republicans control all 3 branches of the government and claim they’re leading us into a “Golden Age.” But they can’t figure out how to end a government shutdown, and they want us to blame the party that controls exactly zero branches of government.
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There is an argument that Johnson is actually being seditious here. By abdicating his role as leader of the House and letting Trump control the Purse, he has enabled a coup against America by neutering our elected representatives.
October 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
There is an argument that Johnson is actually being seditious here. By abdicating his role as leader of the House and letting Trump control the Purse, he has enabled a coup against America by neutering our elected representatives.
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Cutting food programs is going to increase crime
Cutting health insurance subsidies is going to increase crime
The whole plots of Les Miserable and Breaking Bad
Cutting health insurance subsidies is going to increase crime
The whole plots of Les Miserable and Breaking Bad
October 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Cutting food programs is going to increase crime
Cutting health insurance subsidies is going to increase crime
The whole plots of Les Miserable and Breaking Bad
Cutting health insurance subsidies is going to increase crime
The whole plots of Les Miserable and Breaking Bad
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Making America Great Again!!!
As in Great Depression, great!
As in Great Depression, great!
October 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Making America Great Again!!!
As in Great Depression, great!
As in Great Depression, great!
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T is stuck in his own ass-backward ego-nomic theories.
He won't accept the truth that he's wrong. He has to lash out and resort to infantile reactions.
He's a fool, he's stupid, and he's a deranged menace to Canada and the rest of the planet.
The world will be a better place when he's gone.
👏🇨🇦
He won't accept the truth that he's wrong. He has to lash out and resort to infantile reactions.
He's a fool, he's stupid, and he's a deranged menace to Canada and the rest of the planet.
The world will be a better place when he's gone.
👏🇨🇦
October 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
T is stuck in his own ass-backward ego-nomic theories.
He won't accept the truth that he's wrong. He has to lash out and resort to infantile reactions.
He's a fool, he's stupid, and he's a deranged menace to Canada and the rest of the planet.
The world will be a better place when he's gone.
👏🇨🇦
He won't accept the truth that he's wrong. He has to lash out and resort to infantile reactions.
He's a fool, he's stupid, and he's a deranged menace to Canada and the rest of the planet.
The world will be a better place when he's gone.
👏🇨🇦
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Wow! Very impressive for them to do all of this in 2020 while Trump was president and they weren't in the government! Very normal post from the President of the United States!
October 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Wow! Very impressive for them to do all of this in 2020 while Trump was president and they weren't in the government! Very normal post from the President of the United States!
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What did the celery say to the cucumber? Vote YES on #prop50 California!! @dailybeanspod.com @hcrichardson.bsky.social
October 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
What did the celery say to the cucumber? Vote YES on #prop50 California!! @dailybeanspod.com @hcrichardson.bsky.social
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I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn.” And giving it a theme song everyone will associate with it is a stroke of brilliance! “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” is very catchy.
October 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn.” And giving it a theme song everyone will associate with it is a stroke of brilliance! “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” is very catchy.