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I’m not your real festive Mum.
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This is an interview with (the excellent) Patsy Stevenson and an unbelievably stark example of (quite literally) “Not all men”…
While clip well worth a watch
While clip well worth a watch
December 9, 2025 at 7:36 AM
This is an interview with (the excellent) Patsy Stevenson and an unbelievably stark example of (quite literally) “Not all men”…
While clip well worth a watch
While clip well worth a watch
The War Between Land and Sea is juvenile garbage and I FUCKING LOVE IT.
December 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The War Between Land and Sea is juvenile garbage and I FUCKING LOVE IT.
Aunt Bessie’s a price gouging whore.
December 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Aunt Bessie’s a price gouging whore.
The sleepiest wee bear in the whole of sleepy town
December 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The sleepiest wee bear in the whole of sleepy town
Bring on Rod Stewart to show them how it’s done
December 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Bring on Rod Stewart to show them how it’s done
FIFA Peace prize llloooollolololololl
December 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
FIFA Peace prize llloooollolololololl
If only I could remember what the vitally important thing I need to look up actually is.
December 4, 2025 at 8:56 AM
If only I could remember what the vitally important thing I need to look up actually is.
That’s my Christmas tree flung up. It’s squinty as fuck but I’m not caring. It’s rustic and artisan.
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
That’s my Christmas tree flung up. It’s squinty as fuck but I’m not caring. It’s rustic and artisan.
Went down a fast fashion rabbit hole. I knew it was bad but not that fucking bad.
December 2, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Went down a fast fashion rabbit hole. I knew it was bad but not that fucking bad.
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That was an old one, this is from my upcoming album, My Heart is a Popin' Book
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
That was an old one, this is from my upcoming album, My Heart is a Popin' Book
Flung out all my bedding yesterday. I just thought “fuck it” and parcelled the full lot of it up for recycling Then I had a lovely time to myself pillaging the sale items in Dunelm.
November 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Flung out all my bedding yesterday. I just thought “fuck it” and parcelled the full lot of it up for recycling Then I had a lovely time to myself pillaging the sale items in Dunelm.
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If you are eligible for the mobility component of PIP, you can spend *your own money* topping that up to have a great accessible car. Critics should ask: Why are you against this? What it is about disabled people that makes you believe it’s wrong to have nice things they paid for themselves?
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
If you are eligible for the mobility component of PIP, you can spend *your own money* topping that up to have a great accessible car. Critics should ask: Why are you against this? What it is about disabled people that makes you believe it’s wrong to have nice things they paid for themselves?
Get to absolute fuck with your EV mileage charge. There’s absolutely no equivalently with fuel duty as they don’t use fuel! Jesus suffering Christ.
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Get to absolute fuck with your EV mileage charge. There’s absolutely no equivalently with fuel duty as they don’t use fuel! Jesus suffering Christ.
I just ate a big raisin that tasted like the smell of teabags.
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I just ate a big raisin that tasted like the smell of teabags.
If anyone has any positive vibes going spare could you direct them to the Glasgow Beatson Cancer Centre from 12.30 onwards today? Thanks.
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 AM
If anyone has any positive vibes going spare could you direct them to the Glasgow Beatson Cancer Centre from 12.30 onwards today? Thanks.
4 weeks off the wine. A NEW HIGH SCORE.
November 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
4 weeks off the wine. A NEW HIGH SCORE.
Every nerve, sinew and fibre of my being is calling out for chips. Sadly there will be no chips tonight. Homemade 5 bean chilli, brown rice, broccoli and asparagus will have to be a poor substitute. Contemplating a tantrum tbh.
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Every nerve, sinew and fibre of my being is calling out for chips. Sadly there will be no chips tonight. Homemade 5 bean chilli, brown rice, broccoli and asparagus will have to be a poor substitute. Contemplating a tantrum tbh.
My nerves are shredded with this fitba.
November 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My nerves are shredded with this fitba.
This is quilting up lovely. It’s going to be a bag. A squishy big old tote.
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
This is quilting up lovely. It’s going to be a bag. A squishy big old tote.
A lovely full strength red Marlboro or Regal Kingsize None of your Silk Cut crap.
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
A lovely full strength red Marlboro or Regal Kingsize None of your Silk Cut crap.