ellie maybe 🦕
@ellie.thecancellations.com
she/her • musician, writer, plant chef, weirdo • nashville based, chicago bred
my depressing y'allternative band: thecancellations.com
interests: sci fi, dogs, cows, wind turbines, mushrooms, spiders, soup
my depressing y'allternative band: thecancellations.com
interests: sci fi, dogs, cows, wind turbines, mushrooms, spiders, soup
Joke's on them. They gerrymandered this shit so hard most people don't even know what district they're in lol
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Joke's on them. They gerrymandered this shit so hard most people don't even know what district they're in lol
i should clarify, a *lactose intolerant midwestern-born lover of orchard fruit pies 😭
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
i should clarify, a *lactose intolerant midwestern-born lover of orchard fruit pies 😭
as someone planning to move to that region next year, and also a midwestern-born lover of orchard fruit pies, i am now rethinking my life decisions.
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
as someone planning to move to that region next year, and also a midwestern-born lover of orchard fruit pies, i am now rethinking my life decisions.
i just love that he and the turkey have the same facial expression in the header photo
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
i just love that he and the turkey have the same facial expression in the header photo
This is me with both metal and country 🤘
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This is me with both metal and country 🤘
Nazi paper gonna nazi
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Nazi paper gonna nazi
Ok so I'm moving right now and this feels like a pointed insult
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Ok so I'm moving right now and this feels like a pointed insult
Stanley is a jerk and I LOVE HIM
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Stanley is a jerk and I LOVE HIM
That and the GOP chipping away at public education for decades to produce this exact result
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
That and the GOP chipping away at public education for decades to produce this exact result
Gotta love that his "legal defense" grift campaign is at $150/$10,000, at least $50 of which was probably him getting the ball rolling anonymously
November 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Gotta love that his "legal defense" grift campaign is at $150/$10,000, at least $50 of which was probably him getting the ball rolling anonymously