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Elliott Rodgers
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Web Developer. Graphic Designer, LBK Amputee. Wheelchair dependent. Canal lover. Green Party supporter. Writer. Poet.

Speak English, bit French, bit German, Learning Italian on Duolingo
2) Any of that gets into lungs that is going to be major infection.

Yes, ways of treating constipation at home but sometimes when they fail to work medical intrevention is needed.

OP's likely misusing an opiate, that needs addressing as well. Take too much of opiates and it can stop breathing.
November 29, 2025 at 9:55 AM
1) Can get serious issues from constipation like blood supply to the intestines being blocked which can lead to tissue dying, tear in the intestines, life-threatening infection (sepsis) that spreads through the bloodstream. Untreated constipation can also lead to vomiting feaces ((copremesis).
November 29, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I am unmarried, definitely not winning at life!
November 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I'd rather have all night cuddles than bed to myself.
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Soaper punning! 👏🏻
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
IYKYK
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Making (cheaper) corned beef slices at home...
1) chill can for minimum 12 hours, 24 is better.
2) Open both ends with tin opener.
3) Slowly push from smaller end until the thickness of slice you want is exposed.
4) Use a sharp knife, edge of tin as a guide and cut slice. Repeat.
5) Enjoy.
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Just need a @sortedfood.bsky.social chef to pimp up the dog food to make it Gourmet...

youtu.be/LMFEbjJY4uc?...
Can 2 Chefs Turn DOG FOOD into Restaurant Quality Dishes?
YouTube video by Sorted Food
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November 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
2) I finished everything including processing her card payment before two packers, one Yvonne, experienced checkout manager.

Customer went off very happy to pick up her kids from school.

That held the in store record for a number of years.
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
1) In my 20s I worked for Tesco and used to tweak my speed on till to suit customers. Lil ol' Nannas got super slow speed and chat. One woman asked for maximum speed. 79 items through till, including unpacking by her, packing by two colleagues, paynent, weighing produce. One minute fifty something.
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
SAGA - Sex And Games for Aged.
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
"Thank God it's over" implies wasn't keen.

Said how I feel, not having a debate at 1050pm.

Welcome to block me if don't like my post.
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
That is how it made me feel, someone who could be part of their child growing up and doesn't want to.

I did try everything I could but 27 years ago, unmarried fathers didn't stand a chance.
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
What about calling him "Jason" (Character who fancies "Gary's Nan" in BBC's Little Britian)
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This pisses me off so much!

I didn't get to see my daughter growing up. I'd have given anythimg to have seen it all.
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Sounds gr8 fun!
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Too much vinegar can cause problems for childrens digestive system and cause teeth erosion.
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Pahahaha! That's so adorable!
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Great idea!
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Can almost smell that "horse"
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Get some Poo-Pourri or V.I. Poo, thank me later.
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My neighbour is definitely believes this. Especially between 1am and 6am.
November 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
MHO.. Tell your wife in advance. Lots of people have sexual history. Some have more history than others.
November 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Can only imagine reason due to breaking a rule about Secret Santa. For example spending too much on gift, no electrical items.

Maybe they'd complained about it previously and caused issues?
November 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM