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Just living on an island in the middle of the Atlantic making typos and being boring
Got myself an Advent Calendar
December 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
9 am and i did 300 cookies
December 6, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Rep. Grijalva says she was pepper-sprayed by ICE
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Cookie dough is dine time to stick it in the fridge and clean up my messy kitchen and myself cause i smell of molasses
December 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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these people aren’t “visionaries” they’re drunken blackjack players with a self-replenishing pile of chips and a bunch of sycophantic dopes saying shit like “splitting 10s is genius sir”
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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What an obsequious, toadying, servile, brown-nosing, corrupt little cunt Gianni Infantino is.

The FIFA 'peace prize' is the most cringe-worthy, pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life.

Football deserves better than this travesty of a ceremony and ruling body.
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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“What have I done!” 🤡
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Ireland, the Netherlands, Spain and Slovenia said they were pulling out of the contest after organizers decided to allow Israel to continue to compete, despite tensions over its conduct in Gaza. n.pr/3Mk77nV
At least 4 countries pull out of 2026 Eurovision contest over Israel's participation
Ireland, the Netherlands, Spain and Slovenia said they were pulling out of the contest after organizers decided to allow Israel to continue to compete, despite tensions over its conduct in Gaza.
n.pr
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 AM
After 2/3 days if lovely balmy weather it’s time for a full week of rain according to weather on my phone and i’m ok with that tbh it’s been a really warm Fall
December 5, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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HBO MAX is now HBO FLIX
NETFLIX is now FLIXMAX
WELCOME TO DERRY is now STRANGER THINGS
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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This is Poncho. He's trying to fix some mistakes on his medical record. Actually does not require any more shots, must have been a typo. 12/10 (TT: veterinariabarranquitas)
December 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
All my gingerbread dry ingredients are prepped for baking over the weekend
December 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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This is a million times worse than anything Hunter Biden was accused of doing in even the most fevered right-wing conspiracy dream
UPDATE: Trump Jr.-backed startup receives $620 million Pentagon loan
In October, Popular Information reported that the Pentagon awarded a contract to Unusual Machines, an obscure drone company that President Trump’s son, Donald Trump Jr., joined as an advisor in Novemb...
popular.info
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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For today only, take 30% off all sign Valiant comics in my shop with the code WED! If you've been wanting to check out Faith, this is the perfect chance.

Discount expires at midnight PST.

ko-fi.com/jodyhouser/l...
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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The family of a Colombian man believed to have been killed in a US strike in the Caribbean has filed what’s believed to be the first complaint against such attacks with the Inter-American Commission on Human Rights (IACHR).
Colombian family files first known formal complaint over deadly US strike in Caribbean | CNN
The family of a Colombian man believed to have been killed in a US strike in the Caribbean has filed what’s believed to be the first complaint against such attacks with the Inter-American Commission o...
www.cnn.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Trans women has been welcomed at the Women's Institute since the 1970s and one member is in her 80's and has been a member for decades. This is pure bigotry pushed by legal threats backed monetarily by JK Rowling.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Women’s Institute will no longer accept trans women as members from April
Exclusive: CEO says decision taken with ‘utmost regret and sadness’ after supreme court ruling on definition of a woman
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Something that is pretty wholesome and fun to watch is Dan and Phil playing sims, I´m so emotionally invested in Dil´s Sim life atm
December 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".

Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
One of my favourites xmas things is stopping by the shop that caters to all our lovely immigrants and try different candy and chocolates, today was this Ukrainian chocolate/cherry and pretty sweet treat
December 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Amazon, please stop asking me if books I bought month ago met my expectations. I still have unread books I bought in 2012. Be real.
December 2, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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It’s both crazy and depressing that the first truly online president we ever had ended up being of the ‘crazy uncle who reposts any racist shitstained meme that he stumbles across’ variety.
Trump has posted to Truth Social at least 75 times and counting in the past hour.

It’s weirdo garbage produced by random people on X and TikTok across a number of topics, like conspiracy theories about Ilhan Omar and influencers who claim “communists” are attempting a color revolution in the U.S.
December 2, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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You ever think the guy with the Tiny Desk just wants to get back to work?
December 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
My xmas 🎄 is up
November 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Demolishing the East Wing of the White House before finalizing plans for what will be built above its ruins is a near-perfect metaphor for Trump's approach to economic policy. The only difference is the wrecking crew doesn’t claim the rubble is evidence of unprecedented growth.
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM