Emma
@emamooma.bsky.social
Today's internal jukebox is Mr Popkin's Lovey-dovey Doughnuts 🥺
December 9, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Today's internal jukebox is Mr Popkin's Lovey-dovey Doughnuts 🥺
Today I have been good and eaten a hated banana.
December 9, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Today I have been good and eaten a hated banana.
Might have my three-yearly chocolate today.
December 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Might have my three-yearly chocolate today.
Once again, I have come shopping in December. Once again, I feel an overwhelming sense of regret.
December 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Once again, I have come shopping in December. Once again, I feel an overwhelming sense of regret.
@glennairey.bsky.social listening to the Fall podcast and your name just popped up!
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
@glennairey.bsky.social listening to the Fall podcast and your name just popped up!
I told a funny story from the Hanley brothers' Fall podcast at my work's Christmas dinner. Everyone just turned away and ignored me..lesson learned.
December 5, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I told a funny story from the Hanley brothers' Fall podcast at my work's Christmas dinner. Everyone just turned away and ignored me..lesson learned.
Lots of blocking pathways and ambling at 8.30 in the morning.
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Lots of blocking pathways and ambling at 8.30 in the morning.
Johnny Mercer there, explaining, quite rightly, that anything that happens in the military is none of our business. Know your place, plebs!
December 1, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Johnny Mercer there, explaining, quite rightly, that anything that happens in the military is none of our business. Know your place, plebs!
Line all your cats up now so I can kiss their little heads.
November 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Line all your cats up now so I can kiss their little heads.
The customer service in Morrisons is second to none (derogatory).
November 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The customer service in Morrisons is second to none (derogatory).
Done all Louis Theroux, Marc Maron, Adam Buxton, Ted Danson. What should I do now, podcast-wise?
November 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Done all Louis Theroux, Marc Maron, Adam Buxton, Ted Danson. What should I do now, podcast-wise?
Tempted by The Black Horse, but not on my own.
November 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Tempted by The Black Horse, but not on my own.
Me? A highly irritable middle-aged woman in Preston on Black Friday Saturday? Don't be daft......
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Me? A highly irritable middle-aged woman in Preston on Black Friday Saturday? Don't be daft......
Just heard Adam Buxton mention Delay Repay, which makes me want to make an untimely gripe about the last time I tried to claim it when I could only claim for 1 ticket due to the fact that I paid for the tickets (2) and you have to have ANOTHER card pay for the other, otherwise they just keep..
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Just heard Adam Buxton mention Delay Repay, which makes me want to make an untimely gripe about the last time I tried to claim it when I could only claim for 1 ticket due to the fact that I paid for the tickets (2) and you have to have ANOTHER card pay for the other, otherwise they just keep..
Had my first "oh my God, I've got to tell my mum this... Oh...oh no..." experience today. It's not good.
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Had my first "oh my God, I've got to tell my mum this... Oh...oh no..." experience today. It's not good.
Had a dream last night in which I actually wondered if it was a dream. Or if something contrary to the dream was a dream. What happens if you acknowledge dreams in dreams?
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Had a dream last night in which I actually wondered if it was a dream. Or if something contrary to the dream was a dream. What happens if you acknowledge dreams in dreams?
Singing "naughty Nutmog" to my cat to the tune of "Pretty Vacant".
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Singing "naughty Nutmog" to my cat to the tune of "Pretty Vacant".
Muting "open" "mouth" and " harvest". My stomach isn't strong these days.
November 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Muting "open" "mouth" and " harvest". My stomach isn't strong these days.
Anyone ever successfully eaten a mango?
November 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Anyone ever successfully eaten a mango?
My cat thinks I'm just her big, personal pillow 😒
November 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My cat thinks I'm just her big, personal pillow 😒
@watsoncomedian.bsky.social you know, apropos of nothing, I still thought you were Welsh until embarrassingly recently.
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
@watsoncomedian.bsky.social you know, apropos of nothing, I still thought you were Welsh until embarrassingly recently.
Heh..
Second children are far nicer and better people than the first born
November 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Heh..
Everyone who's sleeping, how you going about that then?
October 31, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Everyone who's sleeping, how you going about that then?