Eugenio (#NAFO cat brigade)
@emastro.bsky.social
White cishet male, but it's not my fault, I was born this way.
He/Him/Hey, asshole
Grumpy, middle aged cat dad. Cyber security professional, which I still can't believe is a real job these days.
#NAFO expansion is not negotiable.
He/Him/Hey, asshole
Grumpy, middle aged cat dad. Cyber security professional, which I still can't believe is a real job these days.
#NAFO expansion is not negotiable.
NOT FUCKING NOW AUSTRALIA!
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 AM
NOT FUCKING NOW AUSTRALIA!
I don't know if entire populations can be separated at birth, but I have suspicions when I look at southern Italian and south Asian mothers.
#Mamdani
#Mamdani
November 4, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I don't know if entire populations can be separated at birth, but I have suspicions when I look at southern Italian and south Asian mothers.
#Mamdani
#Mamdani
Had to pull this little bugger almost literally out of the mouth of one of my cats - put him in a safe place (the shed, to which the cats have no access) and I'm leaving him food regularly.
He has OPINIONS about cereal bars but he likes cinnamon biscuits and pancakes.
He has OPINIONS about cereal bars but he likes cinnamon biscuits and pancakes.
October 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Had to pull this little bugger almost literally out of the mouth of one of my cats - put him in a safe place (the shed, to which the cats have no access) and I'm leaving him food regularly.
He has OPINIONS about cereal bars but he likes cinnamon biscuits and pancakes.
He has OPINIONS about cereal bars but he likes cinnamon biscuits and pancakes.
Kerosene use makes squirrels aggressive. It's science!
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Kerosene use makes squirrels aggressive. It's science!
Someone posted this on my FB timeline. I am a horrible person, and I have horrible friends.
September 23, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Someone posted this on my FB timeline. I am a horrible person, and I have horrible friends.
This would be unthinkable today, right?
September 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
This would be unthinkable today, right?
Antifa operatives on their way to cancel German patriots' freedom of speech
September 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Antifa operatives on their way to cancel German patriots' freedom of speech
"I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure"
(Mark Twain, possibly)
(Mark Twain, possibly)
September 14, 2025 at 11:02 AM
"I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure"
(Mark Twain, possibly)
(Mark Twain, possibly)
Thoughts and prayers for both.
September 12, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Thoughts and prayers for both.
Oh no.
Anyway, what's for dinner? I'm having panzerotti with my wife.
Anyway, what's for dinner? I'm having panzerotti with my wife.
September 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Oh no.
Anyway, what's for dinner? I'm having panzerotti with my wife.
Anyway, what's for dinner? I'm having panzerotti with my wife.
US mutuals... is this a real tweet/truth/xjaculation/whatever?
September 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
US mutuals... is this a real tweet/truth/xjaculation/whatever?
August 21, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I'm appalled that they allow this reseller of terrorist equipment to operate in Europe. We always say that in America you can buy guns at the supermarket - but are we any better if you can literally buy military-grade sandwiches in the streets?
#Subway
#CombatSandwiches
#DontBreadOnMe
#Subway
#CombatSandwiches
#DontBreadOnMe
August 17, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I'm appalled that they allow this reseller of terrorist equipment to operate in Europe. We always say that in America you can buy guns at the supermarket - but are we any better if you can literally buy military-grade sandwiches in the streets?
#Subway
#CombatSandwiches
#DontBreadOnMe
#Subway
#CombatSandwiches
#DontBreadOnMe
In Italy we would reply to this kind of "generous" offer by asking if he'd also like a slice of arse cheek...
August 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
In Italy we would reply to this kind of "generous" offer by asking if he'd also like a slice of arse cheek...
Oh noes.
What's the saying? Go fash, get in the trash, or something like that.
What's the saying? Go fash, get in the trash, or something like that.
August 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Oh noes.
What's the saying? Go fash, get in the trash, or something like that.
What's the saying? Go fash, get in the trash, or something like that.
@askaubry.com I saw this on the IncelTears subreddit and thought of you 😆
July 27, 2025 at 9:57 AM
@askaubry.com I saw this on the IncelTears subreddit and thought of you 😆
July 25, 2025 at 11:30 AM