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martin
@emdoubleues.bsky.social
· Oct 20
[Carrie Bradshaw voiceover] I couldn’t help but wonder…was the hamburger helping me, or was I helping the hamburger?
what in the mad max prop department did i just find
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
what in the mad max prop department did i just find
3:48am… going back for more lasagna
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
3:48am… going back for more lasagna
i think this guy should be dr**n and quart**ed on live tv
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
i think this guy should be dr**n and quart**ed on live tv
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what kind of mental illness is it when you’re frying shallots at 11:30pm
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM
what kind of mental illness is it when you’re frying shallots at 11:30pm
can’t believe our 1 year old has more drip than me
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
can’t believe our 1 year old has more drip than me
“perfect for collectors, carrot enthusiasts”
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
“perfect for collectors, carrot enthusiasts”
how i imagine the conversation went at the palais de l’elysee:
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
how i imagine the conversation went at the palais de l’elysee:
exciting that nando’s is getting into the slop bowl business
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
exciting that nando’s is getting into the slop bowl business
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
objectively the worst dressed fbi director in history
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
objectively the worst dressed fbi director in history
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Hold on to that feelin'
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Hold on to that feelin'
[italian chef adding a dollop of lava onto the pizza dough] ¡magma mia!
I bet it’s okay to eat a little bit of lava
November 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
[italian chef adding a dollop of lava onto the pizza dough] ¡magma mia!
I don’t understand why more people aren’t talking about Rosalia’s LUX. it’s transcendental. absolute masterpiece.
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I don’t understand why more people aren’t talking about Rosalia’s LUX. it’s transcendental. absolute masterpiece.
Apple’s weather app has a degree of inaccuracy that is almost hostile at this point
November 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Apple’s weather app has a degree of inaccuracy that is almost hostile at this point
thru-line from Obama’s “we tortured some folks” to “things happen”
November 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
thru-line from Obama’s “we tortured some folks” to “things happen”
I find “Lux” musically fascinating. It’s, like @jpbrammer.bsky.social says, bold and bright. It’s hauntingly beautiful. I need to give it a few more listens to truly digest it but in a way it’s like an antithesis to Pop slop. Taylor Swift, eat your heart out.
November 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I find “Lux” musically fascinating. It’s, like @jpbrammer.bsky.social says, bold and bright. It’s hauntingly beautiful. I need to give it a few more listens to truly digest it but in a way it’s like an antithesis to Pop slop. Taylor Swift, eat your heart out.
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
they had drones in 1775??
Burns' six-part documentary uses voiceover, reenactors and drone footage to tell the story of America's founding. And it reminds viewers that the quest for a more perfect union is far from over.
Ken Burns' 'American Revolution' will make you think differently about U.S. history
Burns' six-part documentary uses voiceover, reenactors and drone footage to tell the story of America's founding. And it reminds viewers that the quest for a more perfect union is far from over.
n.pr
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
they had drones in 1775??
does the pope just have like a big open house day where a bunch of celebrities go shake hands with him? i’ve seen photos with paul rudd, spike lee, and cate blanchett in the last 24hrs
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
does the pope just have like a big open house day where a bunch of celebrities go shake hands with him? i’ve seen photos with paul rudd, spike lee, and cate blanchett in the last 24hrs
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looks a bit uneven, he should try again
John Fetterman has released a picture showing the injuries he sustained after falling on his face:
November 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
looks a bit uneven, he should try again