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emdoubleues.bsky.social
martin
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emdoubleues.bsky.social
what in the mad max prop department did i just find
a VW GTI modified to look like something out of Mad Max a VW GTI modified to look like something out of Mad Max a VW GTI modified to look like something out of Mad Max
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
emdoubleues.bsky.social
i think this guy should be dr**n and quart**ed on live tv
Stephen Miller @StephenM This is the great lie of mass migration. You are not just importing individuals. You are importing societies. No magic transformation occurs when failed states cross borders. At scale, migrants and their descendants recreate the conditions, and terrors, of their broken homelands.
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
emdoubleues.bsky.social
what kind of mental illness is it when you’re frying shallots at 11:30pm
sliced shallots frying in oil
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM
emdoubleues.bsky.social
can’t believe our 1 year old has more drip than me
a picture of multicolored toddler sneakers
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
emdoubleues.bsky.social
“perfect for collectors, carrot enthusiasts”
a FB marketplace post for a “V” shaped carrot. the description says “Selling this ultra-exclusive, naturally grown V-shaped carrot. Perfect for collectors, carrot enthusiasts.”
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
emdoubleues.bsky.social
how i imagine the conversation went at the palais de l’elysee:
A comic with two people on it. The first one says “I THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO KILL THIS GAL, EMMANUEL”. The second person looks sad and says “DAMN”
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
emdoubleues.bsky.social
exciting that nando’s is getting into the slop bowl business
Fully Loaded PERi Gravy Chips Bowl PERi chips with pulled chicken in your choice of spice, topped with PERi Gravy, feta, fresh red onions, and chives with a side of PERi Ranch.
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
emdoubleues.bsky.social
hsph.harvard.edu/news/usaid-s...
@elonmusk Murderers, where there is unequivocal evidence of guilt, should be hanged, as has been the case throughout history HARVARD T.H. CHAN SCHOOL OF PUBLIC HEALTH Home / News / USAID shutdown has led to hundreds of thousands of deaths Global Health USAID shutdown has led to hundreds of thousands of deaths By Karen Feldscher • November 20, 2025
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
emdoubleues.bsky.social
objectively the worst dressed fbi director in history
a man in a checkered jacket, jeans and cowboy boots. the jeans are so tight you can clearly see the outline of the boots
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
emdoubleues.bsky.social
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
the pope looking like he’s closing down the karaoke bar
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 AM
emdoubleues.bsky.social
oh they did
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
emdoubleues.bsky.social
why
a skeet from jazz pomegranate that says “OLIVIAAAAAAAAA” on my bluesky feed right above a picture of RFK Jr doing some grotesque thing with his mouth
November 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
emdoubleues.bsky.social
IT'S 1945. I SIT IN A BROOKLYN KITCHEN, FASCINATED BY AN ARRANGEMENT OF BURGER AND MACARONI. I AM SIXTEEN YEARS OLD. IT IS 1985. I AM ON MARS. I AM FIFTY-SIX YEARS OLD
November 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
emdoubleues.bsky.social
I find “Lux” musically fascinating. It’s, like @jpbrammer.bsky.social says, bold and bright. It’s hauntingly beautiful. I need to give it a few more listens to truly digest it but in a way it’s like an antithesis to Pop slop. Taylor Swift, eat your heart out.
"slop" begets "slop" and misery begets misery, goodness begets goodness. We hunger for meaningful experiences, and for those meaningful experiences to translate into something meaningful for others once they pass through us: quality conversations, art, thoughts. This is the digestive process that's being taken from us, deputized to a Machine that chews for us and chews on us and feeds us back to ourselves in perverse auto-cannibalism.
November 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
emdoubleues.bsky.social
(very rare)
a coffee table shaped like a 1920s cabaret lady with very large breasts
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
emdoubleues.bsky.social
do you think that’s in the guide
a magazine at the checkout lane titled “COMPLETE GUIDE TO LABUBU”
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
emdoubleues.bsky.social
i just can’t believe he’s still at it. he was doing the same dumb take a month ago
martin @emdoubleues.bsky.social • 1mo incredible smooth-brain take to look at the rhetoric coming out of this administration (let alone its actions and who it's targeting) and not call it what it is. just because we're not under full on authoritarianism doesn't mean we're not living through an openly fascist administration • Tom Nichols • @radiofreeto... • 1mo If we were living under fascism, none of you would be here daring to post things. You'd be erasing your social media accounts and keeping your head down; you'd know that peacocking your faux-bravery on a network would expose you to being disappeared. You have no idea what "fascism" really means.
November 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
emdoubleues.bsky.social
John Hamm as Don Draper in an elevator saying “I don’t think about you at all”
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
emdoubleues.bsky.social
a picture of the DC skyline with a speech bubble
November 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
emdoubleues.bsky.social
leo dicaprio in wolf of wall street during the phone pitch scene
November 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
emdoubleues.bsky.social
Trump making an “o” face
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
emdoubleues.bsky.social
Look how they massacred my boy
Doritos Nacho cheese (left) pictured next to new Simply NKD Nacho Cheese (right). Marlon Brando as Vito Corleone in The Godfather
November 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
emdoubleues.bsky.social
they’re saying honk shooing has never been easier
a photo of a man in a brooks brothers night shirt
November 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
emdoubleues.bsky.social
oops!
@emdoubleues.bsky.social • 2d they folded for a *promise* of a vote next month? [drawing of a man with a FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD” pin]
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
emdoubleues.bsky.social
they folded for a *promise* of a vote next month?
a drawing of a man wearing a “fell for it again award” pin
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM