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emily!
@emilydohrk.bsky.social
recovering weird horse girl, dashcon survivor, gluten free, and burned-out lab scientist.
Once I buy a house I will be very excited to receive guests 😉 and if those guests want to do a project while they visit??? I'm not about to say no. They really are nice chairs, the cushions could also stand to be reupholstered but even those I kinda want to keep a similar color/vibe.
Dad for scale.
December 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Does anyone know anything about refinishing furniture? I have a pair of chairs from my grandparents that I LOVE, and know they probably need to be professionally refinished, but is there any sort of "temporary fix" I can do for where the finish has worn off on the arm rests?
December 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Christmas tree is up
December 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
"is that the show Festivus is from?"
"No, that's Seinfeld. This is Frasier."

The children at work are killing me
December 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I'm doing a "decorate your own tree" coloring page thing at work and this is one of my examples for a more creative tree.

Tomorrow I'm thinking a Fraser fir and a Frasier fir might be added to the mix
December 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I have the most exclusive Dutch oven color: Zissou

Le Creuset could never
December 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
At its deepest, goes up to about the dog's elbows, so maybe closer to 8-9"? Too deep for booties to do a whole lot other than be annoying, so limited romping time. He said he was done, so we're done.
November 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Actually in the Chicago area so I can contribute to STTTTOOOOOOOORRRRRRMMMMWATCH, a good 5-6" in downers grove!! Stay tuned for the field coverage from my dog
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Gf cheese curds, fried onions and a pisco sour because we DIE LIKE MEN
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I think he's cold
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
He is WETTING the bed as in he is MAKING THE BED WET
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
"what are you?"
"A good boy sandwich"
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Ready for Thanksgiving with @elgransenglar.bsky.social

#deathblart
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I am able to stack coupons too for an absolutely spectacular deal
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Honestly? Mood.
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Zissou is feeling the spirit of the William H. Macy Thanksgiving Day parade this morning, which is still 5 days before Thanksgiving.

He has another toy that's just a turkey, but he brought me the one with the hat.
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I decorated my door for Thanksgiving because it's not December yet, it's not Christmas!!!
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
November 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Me earlier today: hell yeah birthday cake

Me when the cakes are due to come out of the pans: ...I don't have a cooking rack.
November 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I think this might be the ID card photo. Look at this goober and his beautiful beautiful eyes!!
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
It is warm enough to not need the heat but too cold to run the air conditioner and someone kept me up all night with 30494059 degrees of canine body heat.

It's a great Saturday for napping, at least!
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The riots have been postponed
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Cold enough for dog booties today
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Are you a Costco person? I bought this box of wine that's clearly intended to be a gift for someone else, but after trying one bottle (the Ulula, a Spanish red blend), I went back and bought another.

$35, 4 bottles, all highly rated reds
November 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Zissou and I had our first therapy dog visit today, and one of the things the therapy animal teams do is have trading cards of their therapy animals.

I found a superhero trading card template online that I think would be so fun to use? Abilities: wiggling, super sniffing, snuggling
November 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM