Emily/Will Gotobed
@emilygtb.bsky.social
Generally likes and does improv and comedy.
Also Maths, that's cool too.
Somewhere between agender and trans, any pronouns. Still asexual, that's been constant.
Also Maths, that's cool too.
Somewhere between agender and trans, any pronouns. Still asexual, that's been constant.
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Emily/Will Gotobed
@emilygtb.bsky.social
· Jun 29
Gosh I think I'm funny. I hope the 5 people that get each joke agree.
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[At parents' house and uses the tap to fill the kettle]
Mum [from living room]: "don't use that, that's the christmas water"
Mum [from living room]: "don't use that, that's the christmas water"
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
[At parents' house and uses the tap to fill the kettle]
Mum [from living room]: "don't use that, that's the christmas water"
Mum [from living room]: "don't use that, that's the christmas water"
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New episode of Map Men coming to YouTube this afternoon at tea time.....
December 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
New episode of Map Men coming to YouTube this afternoon at tea time.....
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me shouting at four unrelated men on a zebra crossing on penny lane: wrong one guys
December 8, 2025 at 12:14 PM
me shouting at four unrelated men on a zebra crossing on penny lane: wrong one guys
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If you are wondering about why people are calling The War Between The Land And The Sea "Russell Tovey Fucke a Fysh", this should explain the dumb in-joke. #russelltoveyfuckeafysh #twbtlats #doctorwho
Hello! It was originally a typo during a joke I was making, calling the show "Russell Tovey Fucks a Fish". I had eye surgery that day and mistyped it as "Fucke". People said it sounded like Chaucer, and the title evolved in this thread.
Doctor Who fans can still look forward to spin-off "Russell Tovey Fucke a Fish", a 5-part story where Russell Tovey fucks a fish. Disney funded this!
December 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
If you are wondering about why people are calling The War Between The Land And The Sea "Russell Tovey Fucke a Fysh", this should explain the dumb in-joke. #russelltoveyfuckeafysh #twbtlats #doctorwho
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bees fly and flies be. or is it the other way around
December 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
bees fly and flies be. or is it the other way around
Like this post. There is no if, just like it.
December 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Like this post. There is no if, just like it.
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i'm ordering fish and chips, do you want any tart arse horse or whatever on yours
December 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
i'm ordering fish and chips, do you want any tart arse horse or whatever on yours
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hi my dame is what, my dame is who, my dame is chika chika dench judy
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
hi my dame is what, my dame is who, my dame is chika chika dench judy
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Can anyone help with a list of American comedy shows from within roughly the last 15 years I should check out, I've got The Good Place, Brooklyn 99, and Community at the moment. You can assume I've not watched whatever one you're thinking of.
December 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Can anyone help with a list of American comedy shows from within roughly the last 15 years I should check out, I've got The Good Place, Brooklyn 99, and Community at the moment. You can assume I've not watched whatever one you're thinking of.
Can anyone help with a list of American comedy shows from within roughly the last 15 years I should check out, I've got The Good Place, Brooklyn 99, and Community at the moment. You can assume I've not watched whatever one you're thinking of.
December 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Can anyone help with a list of American comedy shows from within roughly the last 15 years I should check out, I've got The Good Place, Brooklyn 99, and Community at the moment. You can assume I've not watched whatever one you're thinking of.
It's weird how every aspect of the family tree is commonly very gendered, and then there's just "cousins" which leaves it all up to the imagination.
December 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
It's weird how every aspect of the family tree is commonly very gendered, and then there's just "cousins" which leaves it all up to the imagination.
I knew about the word nibling, but I've only just discovered the word pibling, so that's fun.
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I knew about the word nibling, but I've only just discovered the word pibling, so that's fun.
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A new study has shown that 100% of people answer questionnaires.
September 10, 2025 at 9:50 AM
A new study has shown that 100% of people answer questionnaires.
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Introducing Tom Hiddleston as Peter Serafinowicz
December 4, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Introducing Tom Hiddleston as Peter Serafinowicz
Just thought about the name of the game "Pictionary" for more than 2 seconds and fuck that's actually quite good.
December 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Just thought about the name of the game "Pictionary" for more than 2 seconds and fuck that's actually quite good.
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Big thanks to Audible for naming 'This Way Up' one of their audio books of 2025! Sound on for a little preview...
And you can click below to buy in audio / print form in UK, US, CA, AU, NZ, DE, FR, NL, IT...
What a good gift.
lnk.to/mapmen
And you can click below to buy in audio / print form in UK, US, CA, AU, NZ, DE, FR, NL, IT...
What a good gift.
lnk.to/mapmen
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Big thanks to Audible for naming 'This Way Up' one of their audio books of 2025! Sound on for a little preview...
And you can click below to buy in audio / print form in UK, US, CA, AU, NZ, DE, FR, NL, IT...
What a good gift.
lnk.to/mapmen
And you can click below to buy in audio / print form in UK, US, CA, AU, NZ, DE, FR, NL, IT...
What a good gift.
lnk.to/mapmen
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‘Soy sauce’ is a tautology. The word ‘soy’ comes from the Japanese ‘shōyu’ meaning ‘soy sauce’.
December 3, 2025 at 1:28 PM
‘Soy sauce’ is a tautology. The word ‘soy’ comes from the Japanese ‘shōyu’ meaning ‘soy sauce’.
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Writing a computer program for something and getting the right output from it is an orgasmic feeling. I mean, I have absolutely no comparison for what the latter feels like, but it's got to be something like that, surely?
December 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Writing a computer program for something and getting the right output from it is an orgasmic feeling. I mean, I have absolutely no comparison for what the latter feels like, but it's got to be something like that, surely?
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These 👉✈️ are planes
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
These 👉✈️ are planes
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I guess they would be quite big, yes
December 1, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I guess they would be quite big, yes