Someone write a smart romcom where The Beths do the entire soundtrack. These songs are meant to score a good montage.

You should stay up and read more internet. You’re just getting to the good part

Was discussing how "fuck with" went from a negative synonym for messing up (The registrar fucked with my schedule.) to a positive synonym for enjoy/associate with (Taylor swift fans are starting to fuck with the NFL). Would read 10K words by @gretchenmcc.bsky.social on this.

dahlias, it seems, are having a moment

Love that the (shockingly many!) Frasier fans in my life are entirely ignoring NuFrasier.

Alexa understands my toddler about 25% of the time, which is the most annoying percent (frequently enough that he wants to keep trying).

Told my kid we could go to a beach at some point this weekend, now he won't wear anything but swim trunks.

Finding out the hard way that they'll just compare any book set at a liberal arts college or boarding school to The Secret History (reading two bad campus novels back-to-back).