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Emily Volman
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I’ve missed you guys!
It’s 2025. How are hangers still getting tangled together?!?
April 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It is 2025. How are staplers still getting jammed?!
April 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
When you think of all the enemies of the world, just know that no relationship is more contemptuous than twill and cellulite.
April 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This came up on our dog training intake form. We’re probs not taking him to our next BDSM meet up, so nah?
January 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Rorschach time! I see a lady bending over and gets stung by a wasp. What do you see?
December 11, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Ladies, gitchu a man who randomly and genuinely asks you why removable cup pads in sports bras are bad.
December 7, 2024 at 10:56 AM
Isn’t it ironic that the country has never been more united on healthcare than the murder of the CEO of United Healthcare.
December 5, 2024 at 8:56 PM
They announced this yesterday afternoon. It’s like my show “Health Care Homicides” is writing itself!
Anthem Insurance will cap anesthesia coverage at certain time limits for CT patients
Anyone with an Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield plan will soon have to pay out of pocket for anesthesia if a surgery or procedure goes longer than expected, according to the American Society of Anesthesi...
www.nbcconnecticut.com
December 5, 2024 at 2:28 PM
I’m not advocating for Health Care Homicides, but that will be the name of my series if this guy offs a couple more.
December 5, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Reposted by Emily Volman
People better be careful. You start shooting white CEOs and you’re gonna get some gun laws pretty quick.
December 4, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Looks like the president pardoned all sorts of turkeys this Thanksgiving.
December 2, 2024 at 3:07 AM
My mom last week: “I’ve canceled my Amazon prime because I’m not going to support that Bezos!”
My mom every day this week: “Can you order something for me on Amazon?”
December 1, 2024 at 5:49 PM