starboundMercenary
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He/Him, I play old games and can maybe be funny sometimes
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electric blue yeen (as in the new monster flavor…)
November 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
electric blue yeen (as in the new monster flavor…)
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mercury lightbulbs
a man is eating a hamburger with his eyes closed and his mouth open .
ALT: a man is eating a hamburger with his eyes closed and his mouth open .
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November 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
mercury lightbulbs
I love it when alt text is used like this
thanksgiving dinner for world's most polite cat #Blikoposting
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I love it when alt text is used like this
she cruxite on my dowel ‘till i [S] enter
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
she cruxite on my dowel ‘till i [S] enter
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ok so i was wrong but ummmmm soon!!!
Mark my words we’re getting hl3 news within a week
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
ok so i was wrong but ummmmm soon!!!
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CARTOON/BARTDIES.GIF
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 AM
CARTOON/BARTDIES.GIF
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Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.
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room for rent perfect for kids birthday parties £990.99 per hour
November 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
room for rent perfect for kids birthday parties £990.99 per hour
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Describing a trip as a “long journey” is redundant, I think if you’re busting out words like “journey” then the long part is implied
November 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Describing a trip as a “long journey” is redundant, I think if you’re busting out words like “journey” then the long part is implied
Doing this to people i dont like
In Donkey Kong Country 2, it is possible to trap Diddy Kong in a state of eternal horror. Hitting K. Rool with a team-up throw in a specific manner will cause Diddy's eyes to pop out in shock; however, he will never recover and stay in this state until the game is reset.
November 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Doing this to people i dont like
god i wish i had swag like this
November 16, 2025 at 5:45 AM
god i wish i had swag like this
Mark my words we’re getting hl3 news within a week
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Mark my words we’re getting hl3 news within a week
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November 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Is this the hardest merch ever?
November 15, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Is this the hardest merch ever?
things are actually happening now im so giddy heehehehehe
November 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
things are actually happening now im so giddy heehehehehe
the new super mario bros ost every few seconds:
buh
November 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
the new super mario bros ost every few seconds:
felt like downloading wikipedia and things got a little out of hand
November 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
felt like downloading wikipedia and things got a little out of hand
Saw a placeable building
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Saw a placeable building
bro i cant watch siivagunner this is 1984
November 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
bro i cant watch siivagunner this is 1984
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In a 1996 interview about Super Mario 64, Shigeru Miyamoto said he really wanted to make Mario throw MIPS the Rabbit by his ears, and would have done it if the team had just one more month.
October 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
In a 1996 interview about Super Mario 64, Shigeru Miyamoto said he really wanted to make Mario throw MIPS the Rabbit by his ears, and would have done it if the team had just one more month.
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In Super Mario Odyssey, there is a single Luigi who is somehow too much for the Nintendo Switch to handle. Bringing the camera close to this 8-bit Luigi in Metro Kingdom at night will cause the game to stutter and slow down to 5 FPS. This is the only Luigi who has this effect.
October 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM
In Super Mario Odyssey, there is a single Luigi who is somehow too much for the Nintendo Switch to handle. Bringing the camera close to this 8-bit Luigi in Metro Kingdom at night will cause the game to stutter and slow down to 5 FPS. This is the only Luigi who has this effect.