John
@emptyjamjar.bsky.social
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🇬🇧🇪🇦 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 Life can be like trying to open the wrong end of a bin bag sometimes but, at least you've got a bag and you're trying to open it. Socrates (maybe mistranslated)
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Hold on. Are YOU the butcher!?
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I think i surprised the team by saying i was against it.
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Think I caused upset by voting against doing a secret santa thing in the office this year.
Bah humbug!
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Feel like I'm getting a cold.
Yikes. Poor her! Not good at any age. Don't know how long a broken wrist takes to heal.
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Thanks! How's you today? Mum?
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The painter didn't blur it though
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Must have taken you hours to paint
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Thanks.
You always seem to have a lot on with your parents. That must be exhausting.
At least the week is nearly over though!
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It's not too bad actually.
Off to York.
How's you?
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Station! Bloody autocorrect!
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Train strain perspective.
Lots of converging lines. Train station.
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Always like the centre when it's early morning. And there are few people about...
Roundabout, early morning with bus and buildings
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I tried buying them in flavours I don't like. Like caramel. But then I eat them anyway!
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The will power there is impressive. I've had three small kit kits in one day!
I have no will power at all and really need to just stop buying them. But, they are mint!
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Same in some cities here. Just littered everywhere.
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That's awful. Are they allowed to just dump them anywhere?
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When you're tired, and just want to rest in peace for five minutes, and then a wasp enters the room and sends you to DEFCON 1.
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The advantage of working from home is being able to log off and get straight into the bath. (Obviously I don't work in the bathroom but you know what I mean)
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Yet she still managed to eat it! People!
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Preferred payment method? Ah yes.
Money in a large suitcase left in the porch please.
Account promising financial help
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What does the cut out do? Scare away bears?
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The new Enid Blyton book sounds a little dull.
News headline 'Five conservative councillors defect to Reform UK' above two men wearing rosettes shaking hands.
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A large ice pick, just in case it's a zombie apocalypse.
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They need to live in bungalows