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endorphinmachine.bsky.social
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god gave me mental illnesses because he knew id be unstoppable without. ask me about my #commission info hashtag i need money #blueskyart
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tis the season
November 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
endorphinmachine.bsky.social
jared leto: cmon jeff.... we gotta save tron ares
jeff bridges: hwehre am i
trent reznor and atticus ross:
GIF of Jeremy Fragrance jumping onto a table that doesn't support his weight and wiping out. GIF of Trent Reznor at a concert jumping onto a suspended keyboard that also does not hold his weight and similarly wiping out.
October 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
endorphinmachine.bsky.social
priapulida
The Wikipedia picture for Priapulida (Priapulus caudatus), the penis worm, chilling in a petri dish.
July 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
endorphinmachine.bsky.social
making another south american character because i can. this is cochan xes from the altiplano culturally but might have come out of a bas relief
A monochrome set of drawings of a jaguar beastkin human. Xe wears a mask resembling the Tiwanaku depiction of the Staff God motif. It wears clothes indicative of the Chavín style and a Moche-style nose ornament. Much the same as the last. In the central drawing, xe drinks from a qiru in xir right hand and holds out a loaded atlatl in xir left.
May 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
endorphinmachine.bsky.social
enjoy my pet martian and my complete loser
A black cat with green eyes sitting on a tile floor and staring up at the camera. Her pupils are slits for some reason. A brown tabby cat standing on a counter next to a sink staring at the camera. A flowering succulent is behind him. His pupils are also slits for some reason.
April 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
endorphinmachine.bsky.social
the barenaked ladies look exactly like id expect the band that made one week to look only instead of two of them there are five
Picture of the Barenaked Ladies I found on Google Images
April 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
endorphinmachine.bsky.social
i feel like posting this again
A pink monochrome drawing of Jasper and Rose Quartz (Steven Universe) staring at eacy other lustily. Jasper has one of Rose's boobs in her hand. That is all.
April 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
endorphinmachine.bsky.social
forgot to post this drawring i made for my teddy bear 💖

#stevenuniverse #stevenuniversepearl #pearlstevenuniverse #artistsonbluesky #blueskyart #pearl #art #stevenuniverseart #holographic
A 3/4 headshot drawing of Pearl from Steven Universe in her final design. She sports holographic highlights and shading. She faces to the right with a soft smile.
March 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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still waiting for paizo to make goddamn anything in south arcadia i hate this game. in the meanwhile check out my quechua and aymara vizcacha and dart frog. the rob you blind brothers
A pencil drawing on ruled paper of an anthropomorphic vizcacha, a type of alpine rodent, and an anthropomorphic frog. The vizcacha wears an open jacket exposing her dewlap with long tails, presumably to hide things in. The frog wears bands around her ankles and wrists and a harnessed belt with a small pack and crossbow on either hip. The vizcacha smiles, and the frog wears a neutral expression.
March 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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sometimes the server gets into conversations about people being wrong about media and i get to make hyperspecific pictures like this
A screenshot from "Purple Haze Feedback," a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 light novel by Kouhei Kadono. A portion of the prologue is shown in two portions. The first is an action portion previewing a later scene in the book where a girl is physically forced to scream for help. The next portion has been mostly scribbled out. Legible is "This is a story about", and crudely yet artistically drawn over the scribbled-out paragraph is the word "Yaoi!" in all caps.
March 12, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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on the topic of arcadia here's its description on the pathfinder wiki
"Those who have visited Arcadia describe it as a verdant, natural wonderland filled with stunning vistas and boundless resources; parts of it seem to be completely unclaimed by civilization."
March 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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let's start small i think. i don't think they have a single geographist geologist or ecologist on the team because what the hell is going in south arcadia
The southern half of the "continent" of Arcadia, a mirror of real-life South America. On the west is a long desert mirroring the Atacama called the Salt Stretch. To the west of that is a very large peninsula with a mountain range and no desert, coastal or otherwise.
March 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
endorphinmachine.bsky.social
oh my god that's fucking disgusting
February 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
endorphinmachine.bsky.social
selling dogs for $15-20 does anyone want one. i have more for anyone interested (i have ten of these and i will make 16 more) please let me know
An emo greyhound anthro with black bangs that cover its face, spiked collars on its limbs and neck, and fishnet leggings. It wears a ripped crop top with a dog skull on it and black shorts, and its claws are painted red. It is called "Alpha," symbolized by the naval flag for Alfa. A brown boxer anthro with a springtime theme. It wears flower earrings, a lacy shawl, a wraparound skirt, and gloves. It is called "Bravo," symbolized by the naval flag for Bravo. An angelic gray-and-white whippet anthro covered in wings and eyes. It has a golden ringed collar and two rings around its right leg, and its claws are gold. It is called "Charlie," symbolized by the naval flag for Charlie. A short pug anthro with a Cupid theme. It wears a small pink-and-white cloth around its waist pinned with a red fibula, and a deely bopper with hearts on the end on its head. In either hand it holds a small recurve bow and a heart-shaped arrow. It was supposed to have little pink-and-white wings, but I forgot them. It is called "Delta," symbolized by the naval flag for Delta.
February 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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girl yaoi this girl yaoi that. i'm about to make waves with this new thing i invented GIRL BARA #rosequartz #jasper #stevenuniverse
A redraw of the "Does anyone feel bad when military people die? I don't..." whisper with line drawings of Jasper and Rose Quartz from Steven Universe. Jasper is close to Rose and grasping her left breast. They are gazing into one another's eyes with a sort of homoerotic tension. The same as previous without the whisper in the middle, putting their faces in better view.
February 8, 2025 at 6:38 AM
endorphinmachine.bsky.social
do i get more reach by tagging shit this is new to me #matrix #thematrix #neo
The "I can imagine anything" meme with Neo from the Matrix as she appears in Reloaded and Revolutions. She is bathed in green light instead of red, and code-rain falls behind her. The subreddit is r/terrifyingasfuck and her username is 'user111001011111'.
December 21, 2024 at 5:45 AM
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the lovely #regretevator birthday present for ASH @bigender2.bsky.social :3 happy birthday loveeeee
A fan design of DrRETRO from Regretevator. She looks like a fat woman with a cat head and tail, with a doctor disc thing on her head and a fanged smile. She wears a blue dress with spots, a lab coat, and gloves. She is holding a syringe of sinister pink fluid in one hand and thinking, "Mew need meowse bites to live!"
December 20, 2024 at 4:38 AM
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yeah i'm watching the sci fi movie about interreality travel where love saves the day in the end with the asian american main character written and directed by two people with the same name that takes heavy influence from anime and hong kong wire fu cinema
Poster for Everything Everywhere All At Once. Poster for the Matrix.
December 13, 2024 at 6:36 PM
endorphinmachine.bsky.social
only true catheads understand that bicolor cats typically don't have tail lanterns
A black-and-white bicolor mask-and-mantle cat. Its tail is entirely black. A dog with a very similar coat to the cat. Its tail has a noticeable white lantern on the end.
December 7, 2024 at 5:35 PM
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spectrum of trans butch action heroes
A photo of Neo from the Matrix in her trench coat and sunglasses. She has her left arm lifted near her face. A photo of Ash from Ash vs. Evil Dead. He is smiling at the camera and giving a thumbs up with his prosthetic right hand.
December 3, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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i just like how universal this comment could be
A YouTube comment. Spitalhelles3380: "beta wing chun master vs sigma italian talking about the corruption in his country". 3 years ago. 2 likes.
December 1, 2024 at 3:30 PM
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these are belka and strelka who orbited 17(!) times and notably did not die afterwards
A black-and-white photo of Belka (right) and Strelka (left) posed in harnesses on a desk with a handler behind them. Both appear to be small, young bicolor dogs of indeterminate breed. Belka has a lighter secondary color, and Strelka has a darker secondary color. Belka looks away from the camera with lowered ears, and Strelka looks at the camera with perked ears.
November 29, 2024 at 3:40 AM
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who saw this and thought i bet it's delicious
A photo of a wild boar.
November 28, 2024 at 8:19 PM
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agent brown dodging those bullets
November 27, 2024 at 9:43 PM
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most suicidal woman alive takes a strange pill from a strange man without hesitation
A screenshot from The Matrix of the red pill/blue pill scene. Morpheus's hands are open offering the pills. Neo has taken the red pill from Morpheus's hands. Neither's face is visible. A screenshot from The Matrix, following the previous screenshot. Neo is seen at the right side of the screen putting the red pill in her mouth.
November 24, 2024 at 5:00 PM