colo guard box
@enemabagjones.bsky.social
bake me a cake
as fast as you can
as fast as you can
haters guide to hollywood parade: boo all cops; cheer like mad for every hs marching band
December 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
haters guide to hollywood parade: boo all cops; cheer like mad for every hs marching band
if you gave me 15 minutes i could have come up with a mr fantasy type character for a parade too
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
if you gave me 15 minutes i could have come up with a mr fantasy type character for a parade too
“fuck the moon”
November 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
“fuck the moon”
someone at the lakers game in the putty jacket from seinfeld
November 29, 2025 at 3:36 AM
someone at the lakers game in the putty jacket from seinfeld
grunge bands in the 90s would have names like Shrill Milk
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
grunge bands in the 90s would have names like Shrill Milk
nba when female refs:
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
nba when female refs:
i was at george floyd protest asking for more black people in toilet paper commercials
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
i was at george floyd protest asking for more black people in toilet paper commercials
the church-turned Hotel Lucille in los angeles is further proof that we need to be taxing churches
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
the church-turned Hotel Lucille in los angeles is further proof that we need to be taxing churches
you’re telling me a bee shit this honey?
November 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
you’re telling me a bee shit this honey?
@groktr.bsky.social who would win in a truth telling contest two towns over? @groktr.bsky.social or @elonmusk ?
November 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
@groktr.bsky.social who would win in a truth telling contest two towns over? @groktr.bsky.social or @elonmusk ?
my bougie friend in the 90's wearing a grateful dead yacht racing shirt
November 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
my bougie friend in the 90's wearing a grateful dead yacht racing shirt
alan thicke pronounced: thich-key
November 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
alan thicke pronounced: thich-key
free: baby shoes never worn. baby has big feet
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
free: baby shoes never worn. baby has big feet
here is why none of this works. the democrats are the party of renters *and* landlords
November 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
here is why none of this works. the democrats are the party of renters *and* landlords
maybe a lil vote in congress on whether or not being on epstein list is indeed bad….
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
maybe a lil vote in congress on whether or not being on epstein list is indeed bad….
number of times cars are mentioned in the bill of rights zero number of times guns are mentioned in the Bill of Rights one guess which one would be easier to ban the sale?
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
number of times cars are mentioned in the bill of rights zero number of times guns are mentioned in the Bill of Rights one guess which one would be easier to ban the sale?
“what is why tho…?”
November 12, 2025 at 4:54 AM
“what is why tho…?”
people will be like “i’m from brooklyn!” you’re from long island
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
people will be like “i’m from brooklyn!” you’re from long island
glory days by bruce springsteen is an incredibly silly song right?
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
glory days by bruce springsteen is an incredibly silly song right?
i’m not on a fixed income. every now and then i win the lottery
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
i’m not on a fixed income. every now and then i win the lottery
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Democrats after Tuesday:
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Democrats after Tuesday:
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mamdani signals the death of the low information voter
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
mamdani signals the death of the low information voter