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Emily Neves
@eneveswrites.bsky.social
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Writer. Reader. Actor. Director. Shitposter. ⩜⃝ 🏴🚩

https://ko-fi.com/eneveswrites

https://substack.com/@emilyneves

Ginny in #OnePiece Eri in #MHA Angel in #AngelBeats Aoi in #ToiletBoundHanakoKun Sylphiette in #MushokuTensei
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Girls be like I needed this and it’s just this part of The Two Towers
Standing there for a moment filied with dread Frodo became aware that a light was shining; he saw it glowing on Sam's face beside him. Turning towards it, he saw, beyond an arch of boughs, the road to Osgiliath running almost as straight as a stretched ribbon down, down, into the West. There, far away, beyond sad Gondor now overwhelmed in shade, the Sun was sinking, finding at last the hem of the great slow-rolling pall of cloud, and falling in an ominous fire towaras the yet unsullied Sea. The brief glow fell upon a huge sitting figure, still and solemn as the great stone kings of Argonath. The years had gnawed it, and violent hands had maimed it. Its head was gone, and in its place was set in mockery a round rough-hewn stone, rudely painted by savage hands in the likeness of a grinning face with one large red eye in the midst of its forehead. Upon its knees and mighty chair, and all about the pedestal, were idle scrawls mixed with the foul symbols that the maggot-folk of Mordor used. Suddenly, caught by the level beams, Frodo saw the old king's head: it was lying rolled away by the roadside. 'Look, Sam!' he cried, startled into speech. 'Look! The king has got a crown again!' The eyes were hollow and the carven beard was broken, but about the high stern forehead there was a coronal of silver and gold. A trailing plant with flowers like small white stars had bound itself across the brows as if in reverence for the fallen king, and in the crevices of his stony hair yellow stonecrop gieamed. 'They cannot conquer for ever!' said Frodo. And then suddenly the brief glimpse was gone. The Sun dipped and vanished, and as if at the shuttering of a lamp, black night fell.
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Post you from a different era.

Giving my cousin some lethal (and likely well-deserved) stink eye, c. 1987
Emily at 5 with an 80s pageboy, in a cute little pink hoodie with lambs on it, giving lethal stank eye to a little boy, off camera.
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Please enjoy this magnet I’ve displayed on my various fridges for 23 years now. It has moved with me at least ten times, and even my right-wing dad laughs whenever he sees it. (To my dad’s credit, his Irish sense of humor always wins out over his abhorrent politics.) Rest in piss, Dick.
Two naked bears (the burly-gay-man kind, not the animal) cuddled up in a sensual embrace (genitals and buttocks not shown, but otherwise their bodies are fully on display). George W. Bush and Dick Cheney’s heads have been photoshopped onto the bodies.
November 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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(What I looked like in my head before I took this)
Marilyn Monroe in a very similar sweater to the one Emily wears in the original post
October 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Sorry if I look busted. David told me the outside temp, I gasped with delight, rolled out of bed, threw on my favorite sweater, made my coffee, and took this pic. I just washed this sweater by hand a couple weeks ago. It’s from the Aran sweater market in Galway, and it may be my prize possession.
Emily Neves taking a mirror selfie wearing a cream-colored Aran sweater market sweater. Her hair is in a messy bun and she’s wearing glasses, and she looks very content.
October 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Holy shit!

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screenshot of the Georgia Southern/ Fresno State game. A Fresno state fan holds up a red flag with Chelsea from Akame ga Kill wearing a Fresno State hat. Top right corner, “This is for Chelsea” and “GO DOGS” in the center.
August 31, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Wanna know what you think, though. This seems right to me. (Sry, this is my latest hyper fixation)
Top left text: “Toned Winter.” Below this, the range of colors in that palette, from warm to tool to neutral. On the right, a collage of images of celebrities in this palette (Sandra Bullock, Rachael Weiss, someone I don’t recognize, and Anne Hathaway—who I’d argue is actually a true winter.) Below that a collage of a model’s face, emerald green clothing and accessories, aubergine eyeshadow, and lips with cool, mauve lipstick.
July 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Tony Soprano looking murderously askance
July 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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You keep the workers’ name out of your goddamn mouth. You do not speak for us.
Donald J. Trump’s Juneteenth post on Truth Social, June 19th, 2025: @realDonald Trump • 1m Too many non-working holidays in America. It is costing our Country $BILLIONS OF DOLLARS to keep all of these businesses closed. The workers don't want it either! Soon we'll end up having a holiday for every once working day of the year. It must change if we are going to, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
June 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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I am sorry that happened Dr. cocktavius but lol
A TikTok comment from Dr.cocktavius: Shadow people once made fun of me for my shoes 😔
June 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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eg_bc_tx (Emma Goldman Book Club Texas) posted to their Instagram story ten hours ago a screenshot of a video of Dallas police brutalizing protestors at Dallas solidarity with LA protests with text that reads: @psl.dfw (DFW branch of the PSL) tried to stop the dearrest and then posted the video like they give a fuck. Fuck every last one of you cowards. The PSL story reads: DPD CRACKS DOWN ON PEACEFUL PROTESTERS! DPD TERRORIZES OUR COMMUNITY!
June 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Unless you live in Texas cities, where the pay is much higher, and everywhere you look, thin-blue-line stickers on giant trucks driven by city boys and girls validate and coddle you.
A list from indeed.com of police officer salaries in Texas reads: Houston, TX $97,594 per year 15 salaries reported Arlington, TX $92,613 per year 7 salaries reported Mesquite, TX $86,849 per year 8 salaries reported Dallas, TX $82,212 per year 43 salaries reported Forney, TX $75,712 per year 5 salaries reported Austin, TX $68,153 per year 13 salaries reported
June 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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For all those saying these protests accomplish nothing
Official tweet from the City of Glendale, CA @MyGlendale After careful consideration, the City of Glendale has decided to end its agreement with U.S. Homeland Security/ICE to house federal immigration detainees. This local decision reflects our core values: public safety, transparency, and community trust.
June 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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A guillotine
June 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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The TSA lady and I had a good laugh about this
A hand giving the middle finger to a TV screen in the security line at an airport displaying Kristi Noem doing her fascist Real ID spiel.
June 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Hey, Texans, heads up. A fascist Groupon Montgomery County, Two Moms and Some Books, sent out marching orders this morning about Texas HB 2258. I subscribed t their Substack to keep tabs on them and got this email this morning:
IMMEDIATE ACTION NEEDED - Texas HB 2258 - The Vulnerable Youth Protection Act MICHELE NUCKOLLS APR 24 Dear Friends, This is a direct email to subscribers only due to the time sensitive nature of this important bill. Thank you for your patience in receiving another email this morning. Please call the State Affairs Committee Chair State Representative Ken King: 512-463-0736 - Ask him to please schedule a hearing for HB 2258, The Vulnerable Youth Protection Act, for next week! This important action alert must be completed today, Thursday April 24, 2025 in order for the bill to be scheduled for a hearing for next week. The schedule will be posted tomorrow, Friday. HB 2258 Has Teeth: (Taken from Grassroots Therapists Website) HB 2258 Has Teeth: (Taken from Grassroots Therapists Website). HB 2258 makes it illegal for any individual-including parents, guardians, educators, and healthcare professionals —to promote, engage in, or facilitate social transitioning or gender-affirming care for minor children. This includes any medical, psychological, or social interventions aimed at affirming a gender identity different from the child's sex assigned at birth. Legal Consequences: Individuals who engage in or facilitate social transitioning or gender-affirming care for minors will face civil penalties. The liability includes: 1. Statutory damages of at least $10,000 per defendant 2. Punitive damages of at least $10,000,000 per defendant 3. Other costs, fees, and damages. There will be a 20-year statute of limitations so individuals that have been harmed will have the ability to seek retribution once they become an adult. Additionally, healthcare professionals and educators involved in these practices risk the loss of their professional licenses. This gutsy legislation was authored by Texas State Representative Steve Toth. For more about co-sponsors, endorsements, and to read the bill, please visit Grassroots Therapists about page: HB2258 Additional information about this bill can be found in the article I published last night: IMMEDIATE ACTION NEEDED - HB 2258 - The Vulnerable Youth Protection Act If you have time and would like to call all of the State Affairs Committee members and ask them to advocate for this bill to be heard, here are their phone numbers with a script: "Please ask Representative to schedule a hearing for HB 2258, The Vulnerable Youth Protection Act for next week." (D) Ana Hernandez - 512-463-0614 (D) Rafael Anchía - 512-463-0746 (R) Drew Darby - 512-463-0331 (D) Yvonne Davis - 512-463-0598 (R) Charlie Geren - 512-463-0610 (R) Ryan Guillen - 512-463-0416 (R) Lacey Hull - 512-463-0727 (R) John McQueeney - 512-463-0608 (R) Will Metcalf - 512-463-0726 (R) Dade Phelan - 512-463-0706 (D) Richard Peña Raymond - 512-463-0558 (R) John Smithee - 512-463-0702 (D) Senfronia Thompson - 512-463-0720 (D) Chris Turner - 512-463-0574 (R) Will Metcalf - 512-463-0726 (R) Dade Phelan - 512-463-0706 (D) Richard Peña Raymond - 512-463-0558 (R) John Smithee - 512-463-0702 (D) Senfronia Thompson - 512-463-0720 (D) Chris Turner - 512-463-0574 Please also sign the petition which will send automatic emails to legislature members, there are already over 40,000 signatures: Protect Vulnerable Youth from Social Transitioning I Act for America Please share this with friends. I wouldn't be emailing you again if I didn't feel that this bill was profoundly important, and I appreciate your time and patience. Please pray for a miracle. Sincerely, Michelle
April 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Sorry can’t do anything today it’s raining and my cat is laying on me
The sweetest brown tabby in the whole world with the fluffiest tummy is laying cozied up with one of the front paws curled adorably
April 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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A little while ago I was talking to David about the latest fascist fuckery, and I concluded by saying, “Anyway, I’m gonna go draw mermaids about it.” So I did. Still working on these, and it brings me so much joy and peace. My inner 10-year-old is living. She is cringe and she is free!!
A pencil drawing of a full moon with a woman’s face, looking over a faerie mermaid swimming in a calm sea. Her head, shoulder, and one wing are visible—with a fin-like crown and gossamer wings with designs in subtle lines. She looks coyly upward. Cartoonish stars sparkle in the sky, and the big moon’s face is partially obscured by a happy little cloud. A similar girlish mermaid in more detail. This one wears a heart shaped locked, presumably containing the soul of a sailor she lured to her rock.
March 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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This could be us but y’all suck
A wide shot of Serbian Parliament, filling with red and black smoke after opposition MPs threw smoke bombs and set off flares.
March 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Emily Neves @eneveswrites.bsky.social Everywhere I have gone today, from Connemara National Park to Galway's Latin Quarter, there've been French people annoying me February 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM & Everybody can reply 5 likes
March 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Um sorry, Cat Bus, but I literally made the joke first. Classic Big Account joke theft. Delete your entire account.
Screenshot of a post by Cat Bus with a screenshot of an article with the headline, “Woman caught trying to plant explosive devices at Tesla dealership,” the post says, “God forbid women have hobbies. Timestamp on the post says, “14 hours ago.” Screenshot of this poster’s post that reads, “God forbid women have hobbies,” on a quoted skeet of an article with the headline, “Colorado woman with incendiary devices arrested following Tesla dealership vandalism.” The timestamp on this one reads, “1 day ago.”
February 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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The way I burst into tears at the highlighted part 😭😭😭
‘Quite right, Sam,’ laughed Bilbo. ‘You can trot off and tell Gandalf that he has gone to bed. Good night, Frodo! Bless me, but it has been good to see you again! There are no folk like hobbits after all for a real good talk. *I am getting very old, and I began to wonder if I should ever live to see your chapters of our story.* Good night! I'll take a walk, I think, and look at the stars of Elbereth in the garden. Sleep well!' *the highlighted part
February 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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A photo of a full Irish breakfast. Bacon, black pudding, two fried eggs, sausages, toast, potatoes, tomato, beans, and arugula. A cappuccino in the background.
February 14, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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A guillotine
February 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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A still from a 2017 BBC video of South Korean woman Do Keum-Yeun, then 81 years old, saying, “I hate all American presidents,” in protest of THAAD, a US anti-missile system being built near her village.
February 8, 2025 at 6:53 AM