Emily Neves
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Emily Neves
@eneveswrites.bsky.social
Writer. Reader. Actor. Director. Shitposter. ⩜⃝ 🏴🚩

https://ko-fi.com/eneveswrites

https://substack.com/@emilyneves

Ginny in #OnePiece Eri in #MHA Angel in #AngelBeats Aoi in #ToiletBoundHanakoKun Sylphiette in #MushokuTensei
Girls be like I needed this and it’s just this part of The Two Towers
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Post you from a different era.

Giving my cousin some lethal (and likely well-deserved) stink eye, c. 1987
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Please enjoy this magnet I’ve displayed on my various fridges for 23 years now. It has moved with me at least ten times, and even my right-wing dad laughs whenever he sees it. (To my dad’s credit, his Irish sense of humor always wins out over his abhorrent politics.) Rest in piss, Dick.
November 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
(What I looked like in my head before I took this)
October 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Sorry if I look busted. David told me the outside temp, I gasped with delight, rolled out of bed, threw on my favorite sweater, made my coffee, and took this pic. I just washed this sweater by hand a couple weeks ago. It’s from the Aran sweater market in Galway, and it may be my prize possession.
October 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Holy shit!

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August 31, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Wanna know what you think, though. This seems right to me. (Sry, this is my latest hyper fixation)
July 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
July 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
You keep the workers’ name out of your goddamn mouth. You do not speak for us.
June 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I am sorry that happened Dr. cocktavius but lol
June 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
June 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Unless you live in Texas cities, where the pay is much higher, and everywhere you look, thin-blue-line stickers on giant trucks driven by city boys and girls validate and coddle you.
June 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
For all those saying these protests accomplish nothing
June 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
June 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The TSA lady and I had a good laugh about this
June 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Hey, Texans, heads up. A fascist Groupon Montgomery County, Two Moms and Some Books, sent out marching orders this morning about Texas HB 2258. I subscribed t their Substack to keep tabs on them and got this email this morning:
April 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Sorry can’t do anything today it’s raining and my cat is laying on me
April 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
A little while ago I was talking to David about the latest fascist fuckery, and I concluded by saying, “Anyway, I’m gonna go draw mermaids about it.” So I did. Still working on these, and it brings me so much joy and peace. My inner 10-year-old is living. She is cringe and she is free!!
March 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This could be us but y’all suck
March 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
March 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Um sorry, Cat Bus, but I literally made the joke first. Classic Big Account joke theft. Delete your entire account.
February 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The way I burst into tears at the highlighted part 😭😭😭
February 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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February 8, 2025 at 6:53 AM