Ennuimageddon
@ennuimageddon.bsky.social
A marsupial who's hobbies include defenestration, avoiding tofu, and sabotaging the career of Kevin Federline.
No, I'm a frayed knot.
December 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
No, I'm a frayed knot.
Nope, but in my 20's (I'm 53) I had a friend who would sometimes talk about how snuff films were disgusting and shouldn't be online, and that he had found and watched beginning to end 3+(number forgotten)snuff films by accident.
Which is odd because I've never accidentally found a snuff film online
Which is odd because I've never accidentally found a snuff film online
December 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Nope, but in my 20's (I'm 53) I had a friend who would sometimes talk about how snuff films were disgusting and shouldn't be online, and that he had found and watched beginning to end 3+(number forgotten)snuff films by accident.
Which is odd because I've never accidentally found a snuff film online
Which is odd because I've never accidentally found a snuff film online
I can't imagine anything more important than hyping oneself when you're in the running for the Kennedy Center Peace Prize
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I can't imagine anything more important than hyping oneself when you're in the running for the Kennedy Center Peace Prize
God, that would be lovely
December 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
God, that would be lovely
All of those are examples of him being a terrible person. He wasn't part of the group when he did those things, so it wasn't betrayal, it was him acting according to his established standards.
Annie sold the group out to get into City College. She tried to get their Spanish grades cancelled, etc
Annie sold the group out to get into City College. She tried to get their Spanish grades cancelled, etc
December 6, 2025 at 9:55 AM
All of those are examples of him being a terrible person. He wasn't part of the group when he did those things, so it wasn't betrayal, it was him acting according to his established standards.
Annie sold the group out to get into City College. She tried to get their Spanish grades cancelled, etc
Annie sold the group out to get into City College. She tried to get their Spanish grades cancelled, etc
I spy, with my little eye, something that begins with B
Boxes
Correct.
I spy, with my little eye, something that begins with M
...
More boxes
Correct.
I spy, with my little eye, something that begins with E
...
Sigh..
Even. More. Boxes..
Boxes
Correct.
I spy, with my little eye, something that begins with M
...
More boxes
Correct.
I spy, with my little eye, something that begins with E
...
Sigh..
Even. More. Boxes..
December 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I spy, with my little eye, something that begins with B
Boxes
Correct.
I spy, with my little eye, something that begins with M
...
More boxes
Correct.
I spy, with my little eye, something that begins with E
...
Sigh..
Even. More. Boxes..
Boxes
Correct.
I spy, with my little eye, something that begins with M
...
More boxes
Correct.
I spy, with my little eye, something that begins with E
...
Sigh..
Even. More. Boxes..
I love her for her "Tilda Swinton about to mess you up" vibes
December 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I love her for her "Tilda Swinton about to mess you up" vibes
aka Schrödinger's pretty easy to explain dog scenario.
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
aka Schrödinger's pretty easy to explain dog scenario.
They'll call backsies when a Democrat is elected.
But double backsies for the Republican elected after her.
But double backsies for the Republican elected after her.
December 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
They'll call backsies when a Democrat is elected.
But double backsies for the Republican elected after her.
But double backsies for the Republican elected after her.
Scientists have said we all have a spoon's worth of micro plastics in our heads.
Maybe some people have had a double dose.
But also, why have an affair with JFK jr when the wax figure of the face melting off Nazi from Raiders of the Lost Ark is single and available?
Maybe some people have had a double dose.
But also, why have an affair with JFK jr when the wax figure of the face melting off Nazi from Raiders of the Lost Ark is single and available?
December 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Scientists have said we all have a spoon's worth of micro plastics in our heads.
Maybe some people have had a double dose.
But also, why have an affair with JFK jr when the wax figure of the face melting off Nazi from Raiders of the Lost Ark is single and available?
Maybe some people have had a double dose.
But also, why have an affair with JFK jr when the wax figure of the face melting off Nazi from Raiders of the Lost Ark is single and available?
This is insane. Literally insane.
"We live in a simulation" is starting to look more and more credible.
Just cranking up the bullshit fuckery to its maximum.
"We live in a simulation" is starting to look more and more credible.
Just cranking up the bullshit fuckery to its maximum.
a netflix ad shows a person pressing a button
Alt: A computer panel in which someone's fingers are sliding up two digital sliders to their maximum.
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This is insane. Literally insane.
"We live in a simulation" is starting to look more and more credible.
Just cranking up the bullshit fuckery to its maximum.
"We live in a simulation" is starting to look more and more credible.
Just cranking up the bullshit fuckery to its maximum.
The frustrating thing about your post is that surely George RR Martin would have finished writing The Game of Thrones by now if he would just stop writing and sending me all his cryptid porn.
December 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The frustrating thing about your post is that surely George RR Martin would have finished writing The Game of Thrones by now if he would just stop writing and sending me all his cryptid porn.
Defending their actions against trump accusations- 2016 onwards, has been a surreal and frustrating experience.
No! Attack the FBI for what they do! Not for what this guy pretends they do!
No! Attack the FBI for what they do! Not for what this guy pretends they do!
December 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Defending their actions against trump accusations- 2016 onwards, has been a surreal and frustrating experience.
No! Attack the FBI for what they do! Not for what this guy pretends they do!
No! Attack the FBI for what they do! Not for what this guy pretends they do!
I've always considered their primary duty to be infiltrating consumer protection groups and trying to get them to perform terrorist acts against the companies they were trying to fight, so as to protect corporate interests.
December 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I've always considered their primary duty to be infiltrating consumer protection groups and trying to get them to perform terrorist acts against the companies they were trying to fight, so as to protect corporate interests.
Makes sense.
People only like the 1977 film,
Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger
because it has Peter Mayhew, aka, Chewbacca, in it.
People only like the 1977 film,
Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger
because it has Peter Mayhew, aka, Chewbacca, in it.
December 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Makes sense.
People only like the 1977 film,
Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger
because it has Peter Mayhew, aka, Chewbacca, in it.
People only like the 1977 film,
Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger
because it has Peter Mayhew, aka, Chewbacca, in it.
Promises made,
Promises kept.
Promises kept.
December 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Promises made,
Promises kept.
Promises kept.
Reposted by Ennuimageddon
White House officials told Zeteo that the Trump administration uses popular music in its videos, including "vocally anti-Trump performing artists, in order to trigger a negative response from a famous liberal and provide further amplification of their pervasive culture war."
“We do it on purpose.”
“We do it on purpose.”
December 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
White House officials told Zeteo that the Trump administration uses popular music in its videos, including "vocally anti-Trump performing artists, in order to trigger a negative response from a famous liberal and provide further amplification of their pervasive culture war."
“We do it on purpose.”
“We do it on purpose.”
Honestly, it looks like a case of MAGA entitlement turned MAGA outrage.
December 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Honestly, it looks like a case of MAGA entitlement turned MAGA outrage.