E.Rasmus
@erasmusfade.bsky.social
Appreciator of all things hyper and growth related.
A portal to the VORE ZONE!
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 AM
A portal to the VORE ZONE!
No cream pie? XD
But seriously dude, that looks bloody delish.
But seriously dude, that looks bloody delish.
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 AM
No cream pie? XD
But seriously dude, that looks bloody delish.
But seriously dude, that looks bloody delish.
When you friend's dick is the size of your torso 🍆💦😩
November 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
When you friend's dick is the size of your torso 🍆💦😩
The soul-drained "I work a 9-to-5 in retail" gaze.
November 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The soul-drained "I work a 9-to-5 in retail" gaze.
"Give me ideas! I'm just boob with a stylus! I need a direction!"
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 PM
"Give me ideas! I'm just boob with a stylus! I need a direction!"
Honestly read this as "BREAST MODE" for a second...😅
November 19, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Honestly read this as "BREAST MODE" for a second...😅
And when they possess you, then they "accidently" grow your bits until they no longer fit in your clothes! 😩
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
And when they possess you, then they "accidently" grow your bits until they no longer fit in your clothes! 😩
You just know it's gotta be bigger than their head.
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 AM
You just know it's gotta be bigger than their head.
The dyslexics in the crowd: "HYPERLEUKEMIA?!?"
November 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The dyslexics in the crowd: "HYPERLEUKEMIA?!?"
Mana is stored in tha tiddies.
November 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Mana is stored in tha tiddies.
"You gonna eat out those twinks?"
November 6, 2025 at 12:39 PM
"You gonna eat out those twinks?"
They do it from both ends and discover kobolds are like those finger traps devices.
November 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
They do it from both ends and discover kobolds are like those finger traps devices.
It's like: "There isn't anything coming through the other side!"
If anything, voodoo is a form of quantum entanglement!
If anything, voodoo is a form of quantum entanglement!
October 30, 2025 at 10:36 AM
It's like: "There isn't anything coming through the other side!"
If anything, voodoo is a form of quantum entanglement!
If anything, voodoo is a form of quantum entanglement!
"God dang it, Larco! This is the third time this week!"
October 30, 2025 at 10:34 AM
"God dang it, Larco! This is the third time this week!"
More like a blood-sucking FRIEND! Bet he's capable of draining someone dry in more ways than one, huh?
October 30, 2025 at 10:31 AM
More like a blood-sucking FRIEND! Bet he's capable of draining someone dry in more ways than one, huh?
There is the default function of pooping, the alternative function of pleasure but consider the third option:
P I L L O W
P I L L O W
October 30, 2025 at 10:29 AM
There is the default function of pooping, the alternative function of pleasure but consider the third option:
P I L L O W
P I L L O W
Practice make perfect! And if you need to clean them out, I guess? IDK.
October 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Practice make perfect! And if you need to clean them out, I guess? IDK.
5) Pre, because they can't stop edging their hyper boyfriend
October 29, 2025 at 12:42 PM
5) Pre, because they can't stop edging their hyper boyfriend
Technically, the base of the potion doesn't matter at all! Of course, magically enchanted water is the most commonly used but when I want to suddenly save money and use kobold piss, everyone loses their goddang mind!
October 28, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Technically, the base of the potion doesn't matter at all! Of course, magically enchanted water is the most commonly used but when I want to suddenly save money and use kobold piss, everyone loses their goddang mind!
Full make-out session with tongue.
October 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Full make-out session with tongue.
Truly, a "sword" fight for the ages!
October 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Truly, a "sword" fight for the ages!
"Is that a brick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
October 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
"Is that a brick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Well...hello there.
October 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Well...hello there.
I'd like to think of it like, you're either "bricked up" or you want to "beat off". See?
October 28, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I'd like to think of it like, you're either "bricked up" or you want to "beat off". See?
Brick or Beating. Also I petition this to be the new name for NNN.
October 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Brick or Beating. Also I petition this to be the new name for NNN.