Esquilax
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Lizard People always get their hopes up when they see "Kids menu"
December 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Lizard People always get their hopes up when they see "Kids menu"
That emolument that Apple made for Trump will end up in a museum
December 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
That emolument that Apple made for Trump will end up in a museum
I am an object-oriented programmer, like my father before me.
December 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I am an object-oriented programmer, like my father before me.
As an alcoholic, people give you a nasty look when you pull out your flask. That's why I adopted a St. Bernard to carry my whisky for me in the little barrel around it's neck. I get a much better reaction to that.
November 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
As an alcoholic, people give you a nasty look when you pull out your flask. That's why I adopted a St. Bernard to carry my whisky for me in the little barrel around it's neck. I get a much better reaction to that.
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Happy Thanksgiving, America!
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, America!
It will be interesting to see how years and decades from now Jeffrey Epstein turns into a myth. Like how all those different horror movies are all based on Ed Gein.
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
It will be interesting to see how years and decades from now Jeffrey Epstein turns into a myth. Like how all those different horror movies are all based on Ed Gein.
Here's a mnemonic for remembering which is the dividend and which is the divisor
Divisor is an anagram for "Ovir dis" (over this)
⅔ is 2 over 3, so 3 is the divisor
Divisor is an anagram for "Ovir dis" (over this)
⅔ is 2 over 3, so 3 is the divisor
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Here's a mnemonic for remembering which is the dividend and which is the divisor
Divisor is an anagram for "Ovir dis" (over this)
⅔ is 2 over 3, so 3 is the divisor
Divisor is an anagram for "Ovir dis" (over this)
⅔ is 2 over 3, so 3 is the divisor
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if you want to view paradise, simply cow around and tool it
December 30, 2024 at 1:05 PM
if you want to view paradise, simply cow around and tool it
It's not technically correct to call them Japanese Murder Hornets. They're actually Japanese Manslaughter Hornets.
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
It's not technically correct to call them Japanese Murder Hornets. They're actually Japanese Manslaughter Hornets.
If reptilians are real, I bet they're the ones that came up with the term Human Resources
November 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
If reptilians are real, I bet they're the ones that came up with the term Human Resources
Can you name a type of swoop other than fell?
November 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Can you name a type of swoop other than fell?
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Revisiting some of my favourite Moe-dern Art pieces this month! Only a couple left! This is Edward Moe-pper.
October 30, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Revisiting some of my favourite Moe-dern Art pieces this month! Only a couple left! This is Edward Moe-pper.
Nudists must spend so much money on heating
October 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Nudists must spend so much money on heating
I'm surprised rock climbing is so popular. It must be hard carrying all those drums and amps up there.
October 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I'm surprised rock climbing is so popular. It must be hard carrying all those drums and amps up there.
If Intel bought TikTok...
October 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If Intel bought TikTok...
October 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Me casually referencing my pet Kowakian Space Lizard
October 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Me casually referencing my pet Kowakian Space Lizard
Mojibake issues make me go "Double UTF!?!?"
October 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Mojibake issues make me go "Double UTF!?!?"
How good is Claude Code at Planning Poker?
October 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
How good is Claude Code at Planning Poker?
The obvious solution for Israel-Palestine is a quantum superposition between one and two states
October 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The obvious solution for Israel-Palestine is a quantum superposition between one and two states
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Say hi to the Monday morning Pygmy seahorse 👋👋👋
October 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Say hi to the Monday morning Pygmy seahorse 👋👋👋
I choose not to have free will
October 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I choose not to have free will
The name Philadelphia Phillies is short for Philatelists
October 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The name Philadelphia Phillies is short for Philatelists
HTML is an abbreviation for Hitmonlee
October 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
HTML is an abbreviation for Hitmonlee
A government shutdown should trigger an election
October 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
A government shutdown should trigger an election