Eric Woolfe (He/Him)
@ericwoolfe.bsky.social
Itinerant showman, celebrated impresario of Toronto's most renowned flea circus, and purveyor of the ghoulish and uncanny. Director of the Uncanny at Eldritch Theatre.
No. I'm serious.
May 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
No. I'm serious.
Post your favourite Doctor Who, wrong answers only.
March 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Post your favourite Doctor Who, wrong answers only.
If Himmler gave a press conference from the Reichstag and made Hitler babysit Himmler Jr, while Himmler Jr flicked boogers on Hitler's shoes as the whole world looked on, I bet World War 2 would have gone very differently...
February 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
If Himmler gave a press conference from the Reichstag and made Hitler babysit Himmler Jr, while Himmler Jr flicked boogers on Hitler's shoes as the whole world looked on, I bet World War 2 would have gone very differently...
In case you were wondering...
February 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
In case you were wondering...
If you are in Toronto and have a taste for the creepy and uncanny, Eldritch Theatre's suburban-gothic, horror musical about puberty and the supernatural runs til Sunday...
eldritchtheatre.ca/billy/
eldritchtheatre.ca/billy/
February 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
If you are in Toronto and have a taste for the creepy and uncanny, Eldritch Theatre's suburban-gothic, horror musical about puberty and the supernatural runs til Sunday...
eldritchtheatre.ca/billy/
eldritchtheatre.ca/billy/
Happy Birthday, Boss.
February 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Happy Birthday, Boss.
So... I'm in this suburban-gothic, horror musical about puberty and the supernatural in Toronto. You should come. All the cool kids will be there.
eldritchtheatre.ca/tickets
eldritchtheatre.ca/tickets
January 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
So... I'm in this suburban-gothic, horror musical about puberty and the supernatural in Toronto. You should come. All the cool kids will be there.
eldritchtheatre.ca/tickets
eldritchtheatre.ca/tickets
If you're in Toronto and into the Stange & Eerie and a Suburban-Gothic Horror Musical about puberty and the supernatural sounds up your alley... allow me to usher towards Eldritch Theatre's Red Sandcastle for this....
Eldritchtheatre.ca/tickets
Eldritchtheatre.ca/tickets
January 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
If you're in Toronto and into the Stange & Eerie and a Suburban-Gothic Horror Musical about puberty and the supernatural sounds up your alley... allow me to usher towards Eldritch Theatre's Red Sandcastle for this....
Eldritchtheatre.ca/tickets
Eldritchtheatre.ca/tickets
I don't know about that, Cheeto Hitler. Most of Canada thinks you're a peckerhead.
December 19, 2024 at 6:35 PM
I don't know about that, Cheeto Hitler. Most of Canada thinks you're a peckerhead.
In other news, 87% of Canadians think that straw-topped, Cheeto-faced baboon should keep his pie-hole shut.
December 10, 2024 at 8:10 PM
In other news, 87% of Canadians think that straw-topped, Cheeto-faced baboon should keep his pie-hole shut.
By the way, I'm the Director of the Uncanny of Eldritch Theatre. A tiny company in Toronto specializing in ghoulishly giddy works of the creepy, horrific and uncanny, using actors, puppets and parlour magic. I figure I should give you a chance to know what you are getting into.
eldritchtheatre.ca
eldritchtheatre.ca
November 23, 2024 at 5:49 PM
By the way, I'm the Director of the Uncanny of Eldritch Theatre. A tiny company in Toronto specializing in ghoulishly giddy works of the creepy, horrific and uncanny, using actors, puppets and parlour magic. I figure I should give you a chance to know what you are getting into.
eldritchtheatre.ca
eldritchtheatre.ca
I am enjoying The Penguin. But let's be honest. Colin Farrell is just ripping off my performance as Varus Soleptor in Defiance.
November 11, 2024 at 4:56 AM
I am enjoying The Penguin. But let's be honest. Colin Farrell is just ripping off my performance as Varus Soleptor in Defiance.
So, Eldritch Theatre is doing this show called Phantasmagoira 3D!
I'm pretty fond of these two reviews. Cuz, obviously our shows are stupid fun. But it pleases me when people notice they are also smart stupid fun.
drewrowsome.blogspot.com/.../phantasm....
rue-morgue.com/theatre-revi...
I'm pretty fond of these two reviews. Cuz, obviously our shows are stupid fun. But it pleases me when people notice they are also smart stupid fun.
drewrowsome.blogspot.com/.../phantasm....
rue-morgue.com/theatre-revi...
November 8, 2024 at 3:43 AM
So, Eldritch Theatre is doing this show called Phantasmagoira 3D!
I'm pretty fond of these two reviews. Cuz, obviously our shows are stupid fun. But it pleases me when people notice they are also smart stupid fun.
drewrowsome.blogspot.com/.../phantasm....
rue-morgue.com/theatre-revi...
I'm pretty fond of these two reviews. Cuz, obviously our shows are stupid fun. But it pleases me when people notice they are also smart stupid fun.
drewrowsome.blogspot.com/.../phantasm....
rue-morgue.com/theatre-revi...
The new display at Madame Tussade's Chamber of Horrors is absolutely chilling...
January 25, 2024 at 7:58 PM
The new display at Madame Tussade's Chamber of Horrors is absolutely chilling...
In case you missed it, according to the Tinfoil Toque Set, car accidents are considered terrorism now...
November 24, 2023 at 4:18 PM
In case you missed it, according to the Tinfoil Toque Set, car accidents are considered terrorism now...
The Poilievre Conservatives are calling for the abolishment of the Bank of Canada in favour of making bitcoin the national currency... Explain to me again why these peckerheads are ahead in the polls?
November 19, 2023 at 4:06 PM
The Poilievre Conservatives are calling for the abolishment of the Bank of Canada in favour of making bitcoin the national currency... Explain to me again why these peckerheads are ahead in the polls?
Doc Wuthergloom returns to Toronto. And people are afraid. They are very, very afraid....
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drewrowsome.blogspot.com/2023/10/doc-...
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drewrowsome.blogspot.com/2023/10/doc-...
October 26, 2023 at 3:06 PM
Doc Wuthergloom returns to Toronto. And people are afraid. They are very, very afraid....
istvandugalin.com/2023/10/26/h...
drewrowsome.blogspot.com/2023/10/doc-...
istvandugalin.com/2023/10/26/h...
drewrowsome.blogspot.com/2023/10/doc-...
I'm working door tonight at the Creepy Doll Museum being held at Eldritch Theatre's Red Sandcastle. I may never sleep again....
October 20, 2023 at 11:22 PM
I'm working door tonight at the Creepy Doll Museum being held at Eldritch Theatre's Red Sandcastle. I may never sleep again....
In six diabolic days, Doc Wuthergloom returns to Toronto for an all new, all terrifying evening of giddy ghoulishness! Do you have your tickets?! Will you survive??
www.eldritchtheatre.ca/tickets
www.eldritchtheatre.ca/tickets
October 19, 2023 at 11:22 PM
In six diabolic days, Doc Wuthergloom returns to Toronto for an all new, all terrifying evening of giddy ghoulishness! Do you have your tickets?! Will you survive??
www.eldritchtheatre.ca/tickets
www.eldritchtheatre.ca/tickets
Dueling wizards at the Red Sandcastle Theatre this October. One playing for the forces of good. One on the side of evil.... But you'll have to buy tickets for both to see which witch is which. redsandcastletheatre.com/tickets
October 6, 2023 at 8:47 PM
Dueling wizards at the Red Sandcastle Theatre this October. One playing for the forces of good. One on the side of evil.... But you'll have to buy tickets for both to see which witch is which. redsandcastletheatre.com/tickets
If you are a weirdo in or around Toronto, this is a thing that you are dying to see...
www.eldritchtheatre.ca/tickets
www.eldritchtheatre.ca/tickets
September 18, 2023 at 8:07 PM
If you are a weirdo in or around Toronto, this is a thing that you are dying to see...
www.eldritchtheatre.ca/tickets
www.eldritchtheatre.ca/tickets
If you are in Toronto & you're a fan of the creepy, ghoulish, gory, ghastly, or uncanny. If you dig puppets, and magic, and things that go bump in the night. If you ever read EC comics with a flashlight under your covers... May I humbly draw your attention to this theatre... Www.eldritchtheatre.ca
September 7, 2023 at 8:53 PM
If you are in Toronto & you're a fan of the creepy, ghoulish, gory, ghastly, or uncanny. If you dig puppets, and magic, and things that go bump in the night. If you ever read EC comics with a flashlight under your covers... May I humbly draw your attention to this theatre... Www.eldritchtheatre.ca
August 23, 2023 at 5:49 PM
Hey Horror Nerds,
Eldritch Theatre, Toronto's very own creators of ghoulishly giddy horror theatre, just announced their new season, filled with creepy puppets, mad actors, and dark parlour magic...
www.eldritchtheatre.ca
Eldritch Theatre, Toronto's very own creators of ghoulishly giddy horror theatre, just announced their new season, filled with creepy puppets, mad actors, and dark parlour magic...
www.eldritchtheatre.ca
August 22, 2023 at 12:24 AM
Hey Horror Nerds,
Eldritch Theatre, Toronto's very own creators of ghoulishly giddy horror theatre, just announced their new season, filled with creepy puppets, mad actors, and dark parlour magic...
www.eldritchtheatre.ca
Eldritch Theatre, Toronto's very own creators of ghoulishly giddy horror theatre, just announced their new season, filled with creepy puppets, mad actors, and dark parlour magic...
www.eldritchtheatre.ca