Erik Germ
@erikgerm.bsky.social
trying very hard to be hilarious. read my stuff on Cracked.com. hear my stuff on Ranker’s Weird History YouTube Channel. otherwise, i'm helping run http://planetscum.live
ok I’ll bite. what is a Stranger Things?
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
ok I’ll bite. what is a Stranger Things?
“stupid idiot” is the perfect insult. not only are you stupid but you’re a fuckin idiot to boot.
unmatched.
unmatched.
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
“stupid idiot” is the perfect insult. not only are you stupid but you’re a fuckin idiot to boot.
unmatched.
unmatched.
I want to trip and fall down the Jennifer Hudson tunnel and just not get up
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I want to trip and fall down the Jennifer Hudson tunnel and just not get up
woah-oh here she comes
WATCH OUT BOY! SHE’LL CHEW YOUR BUGS
woah-oh here she comes
SHE’S AN ANTEATER
WATCH OUT BOY! SHE’LL CHEW YOUR BUGS
woah-oh here she comes
SHE’S AN ANTEATER
November 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
woah-oh here she comes
WATCH OUT BOY! SHE’LL CHEW YOUR BUGS
woah-oh here she comes
SHE’S AN ANTEATER
WATCH OUT BOY! SHE’LL CHEW YOUR BUGS
woah-oh here she comes
SHE’S AN ANTEATER
i’m writing a prequel the song “Santa, Baby”
it’s called “Baby Santa”
it’s called “Baby Santa”
November 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
i’m writing a prequel the song “Santa, Baby”
it’s called “Baby Santa”
it’s called “Baby Santa”
might get this. see if he left any clues in there
November 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
might get this. see if he left any clues in there
Reposted by Erik Germ
The government always has money set aside for SNAP benefits in case of a shutdown. The fact they’re pretending it doesn’t exist tells us 1 of 2 things:
1 Pure greed & misappropriation
2 Trump plans to “swoop in” after people suffer awhile so he can be a “hero” because all he cares about is his ego
1 Pure greed & misappropriation
2 Trump plans to “swoop in” after people suffer awhile so he can be a “hero” because all he cares about is his ego
November 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The government always has money set aside for SNAP benefits in case of a shutdown. The fact they’re pretending it doesn’t exist tells us 1 of 2 things:
1 Pure greed & misappropriation
2 Trump plans to “swoop in” after people suffer awhile so he can be a “hero” because all he cares about is his ego
1 Pure greed & misappropriation
2 Trump plans to “swoop in” after people suffer awhile so he can be a “hero” because all he cares about is his ego
The vibes and aesthetic of Violet’s Halloween party in Great Pumpkin are immaculate
October 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The vibes and aesthetic of Violet’s Halloween party in Great Pumpkin are immaculate
I went to the giant red concrete ball factory and asked them if I could have one even though I’m not a Target and they shot me with a shotgun.
October 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I went to the giant red concrete ball factory and asked them if I could have one even though I’m not a Target and they shot me with a shotgun.
my DiSC assessment said i’m dead? I died 6 months ago???
August 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
my DiSC assessment said i’m dead? I died 6 months ago???
love this font on the bottom. the Email Scam Font where some letters are lowercase yet still capitalized
August 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
love this font on the bottom. the Email Scam Font where some letters are lowercase yet still capitalized
Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson are the only things holding this country together right now
July 31, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson are the only things holding this country together right now
I got snapped by thanos but only my pants disintegrated?
July 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I got snapped by thanos but only my pants disintegrated?
a crow stomped on my eyes which is why they look like this, actually. i’m super sensitive about it
July 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
a crow stomped on my eyes which is why they look like this, actually. i’m super sensitive about it
imagine if the kid put a Labubu in the cupboard. what then?
July 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
imagine if the kid put a Labubu in the cupboard. what then?
*motions for car next to me to roll the window down at a red light*
“hi! are you mad at me?”
“hi! are you mad at me?”
July 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
*motions for car next to me to roll the window down at a red light*
“hi! are you mad at me?”
“hi! are you mad at me?”
Recipe: for this dish, you will need one cheesecloth
me: i’m out
me: i’m out
July 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Recipe: for this dish, you will need one cheesecloth
me: i’m out
me: i’m out
Hulk Hogan is dead and there is only one thing to say:
RIP Ozzy 🖤
RIP Ozzy 🖤
July 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Hulk Hogan is dead and there is only one thing to say:
RIP Ozzy 🖤
RIP Ozzy 🖤
RIP but the P is for Piss
July 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
RIP but the P is for Piss
if Pokémon was real, I’d go back every now and again to Pewter City and slap Brock around, knowing I outrank him and he can’t do shit about it
July 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
if Pokémon was real, I’d go back every now and again to Pewter City and slap Brock around, knowing I outrank him and he can’t do shit about it
I can stay up later than you. this is a threat
July 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I can stay up later than you. this is a threat
when Hulk transforms back into Bruce I bet that feels so good
July 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
when Hulk transforms back into Bruce I bet that feels so good
what are some cool things to buy for someone just getting into possessions
July 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
what are some cool things to buy for someone just getting into possessions
when someone mentions there is a sweet treat in the office kitchen
July 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
when someone mentions there is a sweet treat in the office kitchen
this is me if you even care
July 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
this is me if you even care