Erik Germ
@erikgerm.bsky.social
trying very hard to be hilarious. read my stuff on Cracked.com. hear my stuff on Ranker’s Weird History YouTube Channel. otherwise, i'm helping run http://planetscum.live
might get this. see if he left any clues in there
November 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
might get this. see if he left any clues in there
The vibes and aesthetic of Violet’s Halloween party in Great Pumpkin are immaculate
October 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The vibes and aesthetic of Violet’s Halloween party in Great Pumpkin are immaculate
love this font on the bottom. the Email Scam Font where some letters are lowercase yet still capitalized
August 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
love this font on the bottom. the Email Scam Font where some letters are lowercase yet still capitalized
imagine if the kid put a Labubu in the cupboard. what then?
July 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
imagine if the kid put a Labubu in the cupboard. what then?
RIP but the P is for Piss
July 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
RIP but the P is for Piss
when someone mentions there is a sweet treat in the office kitchen
July 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
when someone mentions there is a sweet treat in the office kitchen
this is me if you even care
July 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
this is me if you even care
nothing quite so humbling as running into your favorite ninja turtle while wearing the shirt of his lesser brother
May 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
nothing quite so humbling as running into your favorite ninja turtle while wearing the shirt of his lesser brother
spam emails aren’t even trying anymore
May 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
spam emails aren’t even trying anymore
every AI bro: uh oh dude. Hollywood is in trouble! look what AI can make now!
what AI can make now:
what AI can make now:
April 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
every AI bro: uh oh dude. Hollywood is in trouble! look what AI can make now!
what AI can make now:
what AI can make now:
had a real Mentos commercial moment where my toddler kicked my shirt pocket and ripped it. but I was able to pull the rest of it off without damaging the shirt, rendering the whole fiasco COMPLETELY UNNOTICABLE
April 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
had a real Mentos commercial moment where my toddler kicked my shirt pocket and ripped it. but I was able to pull the rest of it off without damaging the shirt, rendering the whole fiasco COMPLETELY UNNOTICABLE
no context ending of White Lotus explained
April 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
no context ending of White Lotus explained
How it started with Lego vs. How it's going with Lego. fuck this
April 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
How it started with Lego vs. How it's going with Lego. fuck this
oh so THIS is how he got his name
March 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
oh so THIS is how he got his name
Mr Musk, sir! I know a way out!
March 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Mr Musk, sir! I know a way out!
sometimes when i’m having a rough day, I put on videos of Charlton Heston just to flip him off
March 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
sometimes when i’m having a rough day, I put on videos of Charlton Heston just to flip him off
my eight year old came up to me with his new Garfield book and said “dad this is the worst garfield comic i’ve ever seen” and I absolutely have to agree. this is the second laziest garfield comic i’ve ever seen in my life. where’s the joke?!
March 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
my eight year old came up to me with his new Garfield book and said “dad this is the worst garfield comic i’ve ever seen” and I absolutely have to agree. this is the second laziest garfield comic i’ve ever seen in my life. where’s the joke?!
AMERICA: (exists)
THE REST OF THE WORLD:
THE REST OF THE WORLD:
February 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
AMERICA: (exists)
THE REST OF THE WORLD:
THE REST OF THE WORLD:
fast-tracking the microplastics into my brian by buying this shit
February 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
fast-tracking the microplastics into my brian by buying this shit
images of Mitch McConnell falling down the stairs twice at the Senate have surfaced
February 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
images of Mitch McConnell falling down the stairs twice at the Senate have surfaced