Escai
@escai.bsky.social
ENG/ESP | Vocaloid | Chronic retweeter of art | Overall flustered
I'm watching the Angel Hare thingy on Wendigoon's 2nd channel and I'm having a BLAST. I can't remember the last time I had this parasocial connection with any youtuber. It hits the same as it did back in 2015-2016, when Let's Plays were the rage and you'd get to experience a game along your
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I'm watching the Angel Hare thingy on Wendigoon's 2nd channel and I'm having a BLAST. I can't remember the last time I had this parasocial connection with any youtuber. It hits the same as it did back in 2015-2016, when Let's Plays were the rage and you'd get to experience a game along your
Today's my last office day for the rest of the year! After this, it's either all home office or straight up vacation. I'm gonna have a blast NOT having my boss around.
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Today's my last office day for the rest of the year! After this, it's either all home office or straight up vacation. I'm gonna have a blast NOT having my boss around.
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there's still time y'all
November 27, 2024 at 6:38 PM
there's still time y'all
I told my boss months ago that he'd run into trouble down the line for not having his logos on highres, and he shrugged it off arguing that the logos look fine on all the stuff he needed it on.
Guess who's trying to print a pixelated mess now.
I'm so satisfied with myself right now.
Guess who's trying to print a pixelated mess now.
I'm so satisfied with myself right now.
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I told my boss months ago that he'd run into trouble down the line for not having his logos on highres, and he shrugged it off arguing that the logos look fine on all the stuff he needed it on.
Guess who's trying to print a pixelated mess now.
I'm so satisfied with myself right now.
Guess who's trying to print a pixelated mess now.
I'm so satisfied with myself right now.
I'll try and get my gf in a more intimate situation soon so we can talk about the sexy stuff, because I know there are tons of asexuality flavors out there, and maaaaaybe she's open to some fun stuff every now and then.
Copium levels rivaling those of Half-life fans right now.
Copium levels rivaling those of Half-life fans right now.
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I'll try and get my gf in a more intimate situation soon so we can talk about the sexy stuff, because I know there are tons of asexuality flavors out there, and maaaaaybe she's open to some fun stuff every now and then.
Copium levels rivaling those of Half-life fans right now.
Copium levels rivaling those of Half-life fans right now.
My boss is SHOWING ME HIS STUPID FUCKING REELS ABOUT SOME CATHOLIC DJ. IT'S BEEN HALF AN HOUR NOW.
HE DOESN'T GET THE HINT.
I
D O N ' T
C A R E
I HAVE WORK TO DO, YOU FUCKING MORON.
HE DOESN'T GET THE HINT.
I
D O N ' T
C A R E
I HAVE WORK TO DO, YOU FUCKING MORON.
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
My boss is SHOWING ME HIS STUPID FUCKING REELS ABOUT SOME CATHOLIC DJ. IT'S BEEN HALF AN HOUR NOW.
HE DOESN'T GET THE HINT.
I
D O N ' T
C A R E
I HAVE WORK TO DO, YOU FUCKING MORON.
HE DOESN'T GET THE HINT.
I
D O N ' T
C A R E
I HAVE WORK TO DO, YOU FUCKING MORON.
"Doomed yuri" is so stupid. Do you also say "wet water"? "Windy wind"? You already said it's yuri, man, don't need to say it twice.
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"Doomed yuri" is so stupid. Do you also say "wet water"? "Windy wind"? You already said it's yuri, man, don't need to say it twice.
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I heard there was a Cohen song,
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I heard there was a Cohen song,
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
Crusher is dropping a new song after what feels like ages, idek how to feel about it. Most of her last releases kinda sucked, and she herself is gonna sing on this one. Maybe I don't actually like her.
November 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Crusher is dropping a new song after what feels like ages, idek how to feel about it. Most of her last releases kinda sucked, and she herself is gonna sing on this one. Maybe I don't actually like her.
Now that I'm rereading Hinata's letters, I'm quite proud of many of them. They're pretty well written for someone who's first language isn't English, I think. And I really like the names I gave them; they're always a short extract from the main text, but they represent the contents quite well!
November 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Now that I'm rereading Hinata's letters, I'm quite proud of many of them. They're pretty well written for someone who's first language isn't English, I think. And I really like the names I gave them; they're always a short extract from the main text, but they represent the contents quite well!
I'm kinda worried about the posibility of my gf being ace. I haven't had a chance to properly talk about that, and that's more or less a dealbreaker for me (I am a horny mf). But I don't even know how to bring it up, nor when would be the right time to do so.
November 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I'm kinda worried about the posibility of my gf being ace. I haven't had a chance to properly talk about that, and that's more or less a dealbreaker for me (I am a horny mf). But I don't even know how to bring it up, nor when would be the right time to do so.
It's funny to me how close I was to getting a hook up right before I met my gf. I guess my rizz game isn't all that bad, but it's useless on the hideous meat markets of dating apps.
Glad I'm out of there. There's nothing but misery in them.
Glad I'm out of there. There's nothing but misery in them.
November 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It's funny to me how close I was to getting a hook up right before I met my gf. I guess my rizz game isn't all that bad, but it's useless on the hideous meat markets of dating apps.
Glad I'm out of there. There's nothing but misery in them.
Glad I'm out of there. There's nothing but misery in them.
Our building is quite small. It has three main rooms: the reception, the office, and the kids room. Yeah, a designated kids room, because my boss wanted to have a place to leave his children in whenever they were over. It's bigger than the reception and about as big as the office.
November 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Our building is quite small. It has three main rooms: the reception, the office, and the kids room. Yeah, a designated kids room, because my boss wanted to have a place to leave his children in whenever they were over. It's bigger than the reception and about as big as the office.
My boss brings his kids to the office. Plays a movie to keep them entertained so they won't become extra workload. They're hypnotized by it. He praises his own genius.
I give him a sloppy video where his ugly mug shows up saying things I wrote for him. He's hypnotized by it. I chuckle.
I give him a sloppy video where his ugly mug shows up saying things I wrote for him. He's hypnotized by it. I chuckle.
November 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
My boss brings his kids to the office. Plays a movie to keep them entertained so they won't become extra workload. They're hypnotized by it. He praises his own genius.
I give him a sloppy video where his ugly mug shows up saying things I wrote for him. He's hypnotized by it. I chuckle.
I give him a sloppy video where his ugly mug shows up saying things I wrote for him. He's hypnotized by it. I chuckle.
My second favorite thing about having a girlfriend is not needing Bumble or FB dating anymore to have some semblance of female interaction in my life.
The first one is my girlfriend.
The first one is my girlfriend.
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
My second favorite thing about having a girlfriend is not needing Bumble or FB dating anymore to have some semblance of female interaction in my life.
The first one is my girlfriend.
The first one is my girlfriend.
My boss is the kind of guy that, if you put a gun to his head and say "stay silent for five minutes and I won't kill you", will spend the next two hours begging you not to kill him.
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My boss is the kind of guy that, if you put a gun to his head and say "stay silent for five minutes and I won't kill you", will spend the next two hours begging you not to kill him.
Me: all ready to shoot, boss?
My boss: yea all good
Me: you sure? No changes to the script or anything?
My boss: nah all good
Me: aight. five, four, three, tw-
My boss: *starts rewriting the entire script, word by word, leaving it unrecognizable and unusable, requiring heavy editing*
My boss: yea all good
Me: you sure? No changes to the script or anything?
My boss: nah all good
Me: aight. five, four, three, tw-
My boss: *starts rewriting the entire script, word by word, leaving it unrecognizable and unusable, requiring heavy editing*
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Me: all ready to shoot, boss?
My boss: yea all good
Me: you sure? No changes to the script or anything?
My boss: nah all good
Me: aight. five, four, three, tw-
My boss: *starts rewriting the entire script, word by word, leaving it unrecognizable and unusable, requiring heavy editing*
My boss: yea all good
Me: you sure? No changes to the script or anything?
My boss: nah all good
Me: aight. five, four, three, tw-
My boss: *starts rewriting the entire script, word by word, leaving it unrecognizable and unusable, requiring heavy editing*
Being in love hits so hard, even Mariah Carey's lyrics start making sense. Like yeah, I'd be happy if all I had for Christmas was you.
November 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Being in love hits so hard, even Mariah Carey's lyrics start making sense. Like yeah, I'd be happy if all I had for Christmas was you.
Deco's new song sounds like Maretu trying (and failing) to imitate Kikuo. The whole yandere Miku trope is boring and the reason Kikuo pulls it off so neatly is because he's a genius composer, not because of Miku herself. Deco is a great musician, but he's kinda stuck on his own style.
November 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Deco's new song sounds like Maretu trying (and failing) to imitate Kikuo. The whole yandere Miku trope is boring and the reason Kikuo pulls it off so neatly is because he's a genius composer, not because of Miku herself. Deco is a great musician, but he's kinda stuck on his own style.
Oh, my boss is VERY misogynistic. I knew he was to some extent, but recently he speaks ill of every woman we even vaguely mention in any discussion.
Funnily enough, he's a submissive puppy whenever his wife is around. I wonder if there's correlation there.
Funnily enough, he's a submissive puppy whenever his wife is around. I wonder if there's correlation there.
November 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Oh, my boss is VERY misogynistic. I knew he was to some extent, but recently he speaks ill of every woman we even vaguely mention in any discussion.
Funnily enough, he's a submissive puppy whenever his wife is around. I wonder if there's correlation there.
Funnily enough, he's a submissive puppy whenever his wife is around. I wonder if there's correlation there.
Me: "hey boss, is this ad targeting clients or possible suppliers?"
My boss, half an hour into his answer: "... because we need to instill fear in them, but also gain their trust, so we can command them and..."
My boss, half an hour into his answer: "... because we need to instill fear in them, but also gain their trust, so we can command them and..."
October 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Me: "hey boss, is this ad targeting clients or possible suppliers?"
My boss, half an hour into his answer: "... because we need to instill fear in them, but also gain their trust, so we can command them and..."
My boss, half an hour into his answer: "... because we need to instill fear in them, but also gain their trust, so we can command them and..."
Man, people are still making passive-aggressive comments on the fact that I didn't want to celebrate my birthday. Seems like I seriously offended them. I'm very surprised by how much I've learned about them (and about social interaction as a whole) from this fiasco.
October 31, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Man, people are still making passive-aggressive comments on the fact that I didn't want to celebrate my birthday. Seems like I seriously offended them. I'm very surprised by how much I've learned about them (and about social interaction as a whole) from this fiasco.
Oh god the horny thoughts are starting to settle I really want to escalate this relationship ASAP.
October 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Oh god the horny thoughts are starting to settle I really want to escalate this relationship ASAP.