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Keith
@esquandolas.bsky.social
A wannabe iconoclast with a soft heart, stuck in a misanthrope’s hard head. I care about People — but avoid most people. I love salty language and a good cuppa joe. Here for the conversations worth having. 🤙
It’s like the fellow said: Be careful what you wish for. You just might get it.
September 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
August 26, 2025 at 12:38 PM
August 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
“Uh, fuck that. It’s not going to happen.”
August 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Holy shit — I only now had a chance to watch Kamala Harris on Colbert. What a gut punch. She’s supposed to be president right now and I’m crestfallen to hear her speak the plain truths at which she has arrived. We’d be good. Instead we are in this fkn world of shit with fresh new terror daily.
August 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Here’s what they look like. Just in case anyone wants to — go see them.
August 7, 2025 at 11:30 AM
trump always chickens out. How long does it take?
#TACO #TwoWeeks
June 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
“The Trump administration announced on Saturday that it would be federalizing the National Guard, a military force that is typically requested by state governors.”

www.thedailybeast.com/ice-barbie-k...
June 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Substack? I tried. Seems like a way to get me to pay for unedited blogs. I get it — bloggers eat too. But let’s not mistake a journal for journalism. Your takes aren’t hot enough to charge admission. If this is the new News, then I’m out.
June 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
June 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I still don’t know who this Tomi person is but I see a lot less of her lately. Thank goodness. She is a liar though. Target has pride stuff. FFS, I snapped this photo a few days ago at a ***Walmart***. In Oklafuckinghoma!
#Pride
June 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
June 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Drudge today, lolol...
#TACO #TACOKing
May 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Walmart in the middle of Oklahoma. Seems pretty Inclusive and Woke to me. Will they boycott?
May 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I always said that if I ever passed through Columbia, South Carolina, I would stop and visit Lee Atwater’s grave. You know, pay my “respects” to one of the architects of this shitshow. So I did.
May 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
So they voted for him because Biden was “stealing the money to fund illegal immigration” and FEMA was going to take their land. And because “$750 isn’t enough.” But akshully Don was projecting (shocker) and wouldn’t even have given them the quick-response $750. Maybe they should start crowdfunding.
May 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
May 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Help? I don’t think I understand the Substack model. Wiki doesn’t help and Reddit just evolves into people bitching at each other (natch). Do I have to pay? If I pay do I have to pay each author or one price to access all? What if I don’t want more email - is there a way around that? Thanks!
May 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
“Well, it means, exactly what it says. It’s a declaration, it’s a declaration of unity and love and respect, and it means a lot, and it’s something very special to our country.”
--Your President
#SoMuchWinning
May 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
“We are sending a very strong message today. If you are harboring a fugitive, we will come after you and we will prosecute you. We will find you."

Not the words of Der Führer. No. These words were spoken on television April 26 by the US Attorney General about immigrants.
April 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
April 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
To save you the Google search, Markwayne did NOT choose to serve. When he was merely a House member from Oklahoma, prior to joining the Worlds Most Deliberative Body (which is hilarious to think about if you’ve ever attempted conversation with this simpleton), he was this guy on J6. Real tough guy.
April 22, 2025 at 1:06 PM
A couple of months ago in this space I asked who will force trump to do what the courts order him to do if he refuses. One guy laughed at me and cussed me as if the notion were preposterous. Well, here we are. He’s effectively told SCOTUS to fck itself. So, now what?
April 15, 2025 at 10:20 AM
March 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
March 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM