Ethan Burchell
banner
ethanburchell.bsky.social
Ethan Burchell
@ethanburchell.bsky.social
I’m pretty much just some guy.
I think, therefore I reckon.
July 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
G.I. Joes before G.I. Hoes 😂👌🔥💯
March 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
BREAKING NEWS:

In another attempt to stretch the limits of presidential power, Trump has signed an executive order that will allow him to have TWO birthdays in a single year.
January 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Reposted by Ethan Burchell
In 1988 you had to repeat three times for a Beetlejuice. Just four years later it was five times to get a Candyman. That's inflation for you.
January 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
This house girl is not a home girl. 😢💯👌🔥
December 23, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Chewbacca = how Boomhauer says “chewing tobacco,” probably
December 12, 2024 at 3:43 AM
To everybody who got a book from me for Christmas:

They’re due back at the library tomorrow.
November 18, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Reposted by Ethan Burchell
August 17, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Reposted by Ethan Burchell
The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom #Save_Link
August 3, 2024 at 3:13 AM
It sure was nice of The Script to write this song about me.

“‘Cause when a heart breaks, no, it don’t break Ethan”

youtu.be/MzCLLHscMOw?...
The Script - Breakeven (Official Video)
The Script - Breakeven (Official Video) Listen to The Script's Greatest Hits here: https://TheScript.lnk.to/GreatestHits Subscribe to The Script's Youtube Channel: https://TheScript.lnk.to/YTSubscribe Follow The Script: Playlists - https://TheScript.lnk.to/TopTracks Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/thescript Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thescriptofficial X - https://twitter.com/thescript TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@thescripttok Website - https://thescriptmusic.com Newsletter - https://TheScript.lnk.to/Newsletter WATCH BOTH WAYS MUSIC VIDEO ► https://TheScript.lnk.to/BothWaysVideoID WATCH HALL OF FAME MUSIC VIDEO ► https://TheScript.lnk.to/OfficialVideos/youtube WATCH SUPERHEROES MUSIC VIDEO ► https://TheScript.lnk.to/OfficialVideos/youtube3 WATCH FOR THE FIRST TIME MUSIC VIDEO ► https://TheScript.lnk.to/OfficialVideos/youtube4 WATCH THE MAN WHO CAN'T BE MOVED MUSIC VIDEO ► https://TheScript.lnk.to/OfficialVideos/youtube5 WATCH I WANT IT ALL MUSIC VIDEO ► https://TheScript.lnk.to/OfficialVideos/youtube6 #TheScript #Breakeven #TalesFromTheScript #TheScriptOfficial #TheScriptBreakeven #BreakevenOfficialVideo #TheScriptOfficialVideo #TheScriptLive #TheScriptEssentials #TheScriptGreatestHits #TheScriptLyrics #BestOfTheScript #HallOfFame #TheManWhoCantBeMoved #IWantItAll Lyrics I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing Just prayed to a God that I don't believe in 'Cause I got time while she got freedom 'Cause when a heart breaks, no, it don't break even Her best days were some of my worst She finally met a man that's gonna put her first While I'm wide awake she's no trouble sleeping 'Cause when a heart breaks no it don't break even... even... no What am I supposed to do when the best part of me was always you? And what am I supposed to say when I'm all choked up and you're OK? I'm falling to pieces, yeah, I'm falling to pieces They say bad things happen for a reason But no wise words gonna stop the bleeding 'Cause she's moved on while I'm still grieving And when a heart breaks no it don't break even, even... no What am I gonna do when the best part of me was always you? And what am I supposed to say when I'm all choked up and you're OK? I'm falling to pieces, yeah, I'm falling to pieces, yeah, I'm falling to pieces (One still in love while the other one's leaving) I'm falling to pieces ('Cause when a heart breaks no it don't break even) Playlist Best of The Script https://goo.gl/4MuiXf Subscribe for more https://goo.gl/DxhKUv"
youtu.be
August 7, 2024 at 1:59 AM
🎵Teenage Mutant Ethan Burchells🎵
August 7, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Do you know the chicken’s favorite Baroque composer?

Bock.
July 24, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Reposted by Ethan Burchell
I felt this in my fucking soul
June 12, 2024 at 12:32 AM
When your dogs abandon their pig and leave him hanging on for dear life:
June 8, 2024 at 4:08 PM
“I’ve got some bad news. I broke a walnut in half and I lost it.” 😔

-Some kid at Lowe’s to his mom
June 3, 2024 at 9:46 PM
🎵You’re a real one, Mr. Grinch🎵
June 2, 2024 at 9:35 PM
It’s always “O Brother, Where Art Thou?” and never “O Brother, How Art Thou?” 😔
April 30, 2024 at 11:06 PM