Ethan Clark
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ethanclark.bsky.social
Ethan Clark
@ethanclark.bsky.social
Game Developer/Programmer. N Step Steve, Tauriel Teaches Typing, Bee Magic, and more. (they/them)
Thankfully the humble !!(value) expression saved the day. (Yes, I *am* making these memes to cope with the stress.)
November 3, 2025 at 8:39 AM
How it feels when you're doing last minute work on your demo and you discover that using bool(value) to cast to a bool basically crashes the game but ONLY on web builds and ONLY in Chromium.
November 3, 2025 at 8:39 AM
The TL;DR is that I'm going to release a free demo for Parallel Dungeons soon! It's going to contain a sizable portion of the full game that you can play for free!

I need the game's store page to be approved first and do some last minute polish, but other than that the demo's almost done.
October 30, 2025 at 6:31 AM
In an effort to stay relevant with the kids, I have made a brand new N Step Steve level based on current trends. Level code in alt text if you want to play it.
October 18, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I think my copy of the new Homestuck trailer is broken.
August 12, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Okay.
July 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Actually, Siri itself uses Shazam to identify songs, so in a way you’re still using Shazam.
July 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
If Five Step Steve had an "edgy" 90's commercial:
June 7, 2025 at 5:15 AM
February 18, 2025 at 6:16 AM
January 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I figured out that my WiFi adapter is broken and was causing my laptop to freeze on startup, but only *after* restoring a backup from 4 months ago.
November 17, 2024 at 5:37 AM
The oddest thing about the (.fbx) model is that it isn't *just* a cube. It also contains a camera and light, and they're exactly the same as the ones in Blender's default scene. Ditto for the cube itself.
October 25, 2024 at 1:01 AM