Evan Sutton
@evansutton.bsky.social
Han Shot first. Making trouble @ Firekit Campaigns and baking pie. Formerly AFT, New Organizing, Obama '08. It's good to punch Nazis. firekitcampaigns.com
Yes I did just block this killjoy idiot. Only a complete dipshit would drop into the mentions of someone they don't follow on a thread about joy and tradition and solidarity with some nonsense pedantic bullshit like this. Also, nowhere else in the world is March 14 Pi(e) day, shitwaffle
November 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Yes I did just block this killjoy idiot. Only a complete dipshit would drop into the mentions of someone they don't follow on a thread about joy and tradition and solidarity with some nonsense pedantic bullshit like this. Also, nowhere else in the world is March 14 Pi(e) day, shitwaffle
Ok a quick explanation of this madness with a little preview of what goes into pie day and the final results...
My parents are old hippies, the kind that gave us shit like carob. When I was a kid, we didn't have a lot of sweets... except at Thanksgiving. 🧵
My parents are old hippies, the kind that gave us shit like carob. When I was a kid, we didn't have a lot of sweets... except at Thanksgiving. 🧵
November 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Ok a quick explanation of this madness with a little preview of what goes into pie day and the final results...
My parents are old hippies, the kind that gave us shit like carob. When I was a kid, we didn't have a lot of sweets... except at Thanksgiving. 🧵
My parents are old hippies, the kind that gave us shit like carob. When I was a kid, we didn't have a lot of sweets... except at Thanksgiving. 🧵
All guests get pie on pie day, especially the very good ones. Usually fur friends just eat scraps or maybe grab a quiche when no one's looking but this year we made dedicated doggy pies thanks to a great idea from @dashdog.bsky.social. Here he is making some content and getting his pie 🥰
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
All guests get pie on pie day, especially the very good ones. Usually fur friends just eat scraps or maybe grab a quiche when no one's looking but this year we made dedicated doggy pies thanks to a great idea from @dashdog.bsky.social. Here he is making some content and getting his pie 🥰
A small preview of the sweet table as it comes together (this is a little less than half of the eventual total)
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
A small preview of the sweet table as it comes together (this is a little less than half of the eventual total)
It drives me nuts when you get a fortune cookie that's actually a proverb or an observation. It makes me way more angry when Trump Stormtroopers tear apart immigrant families. Fuck ICE. Come for a fun surprise, stay for a shout out to @immdef.bsky.social ✊
November 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It drives me nuts when you get a fortune cookie that's actually a proverb or an observation. It makes me way more angry when Trump Stormtroopers tear apart immigrant families. Fuck ICE. Come for a fun surprise, stay for a shout out to @immdef.bsky.social ✊
I know there's still a month to go in 2025 but I'm ready to award the trophy for Take of the Year in the Caping for Fascists category.
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I know there's still a month to go in 2025 but I'm ready to award the trophy for Take of the Year in the Caping for Fascists category.
You'll think the worst part is Elon Musk's idea to make his ai chatbot call your guests slurs as a party trick until you get to his bleak vision for the future. What a disgusting loser. #teslatakedown
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
You'll think the worst part is Elon Musk's idea to make his ai chatbot call your guests slurs as a party trick until you get to his bleak vision for the future. What a disgusting loser. #teslatakedown
Don't think I've ever seen this in 20+ years of playing fantasy. 3 games in one week decided by less than 2 points, 2 of them by less than a point. Nuts. And 2 of the 3 losing teams had 9ers pass catchers lol
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Don't think I've ever seen this in 20+ years of playing fantasy. 3 games in one week decided by less than 2 points, 2 of them by less than a point. Nuts. And 2 of the 3 losing teams had 9ers pass catchers lol
While I made a single pie crust, Elon Musk hoarded $1,928,752 thanks to his trillion dollar bonus. Billionaire greed is why your life is too hard. Happy Thanksgiving! You can be grateful knowing that no amount of pie will ever make Elon happy, and no amount of money will ever make him cool.
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
While I made a single pie crust, Elon Musk hoarded $1,928,752 thanks to his trillion dollar bonus. Billionaire greed is why your life is too hard. Happy Thanksgiving! You can be grateful knowing that no amount of pie will ever make Elon happy, and no amount of money will ever make him cool.
Elon is rigging the Twitter algorithm to shove right wing fever dreams down your throat. If you're a prominent person who's still on Twitter, you're helping him cook people's brains just by being there. Don't take my word for it, he'll tell you himself. @takedowntwitterx.bsky.social #teslatakedown
November 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Elon is rigging the Twitter algorithm to shove right wing fever dreams down your throat. If you're a prominent person who's still on Twitter, you're helping him cook people's brains just by being there. Don't take my word for it, he'll tell you himself. @takedowntwitterx.bsky.social #teslatakedown
They're at it again. Trump wants to reward his broligarch donors so he's telling Congress to sneak language into the military spending bill that would block any state or local laws regulating AI, including the laws that govern robotaxis. time to call Congress to say hell no. #teslatakedown
November 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
They're at it again. Trump wants to reward his broligarch donors so he's telling Congress to sneak language into the military spending bill that would block any state or local laws regulating AI, including the laws that govern robotaxis. time to call Congress to say hell no. #teslatakedown
Ever since they were little we taught the kids that if they make a mistake they might have consequences, but if they lie about making a mistake or try to hide it they'll have much bigger consequences. That worked pretty well, and now I sometimes get texts like this from the teenagers lol
November 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Ever since they were little we taught the kids that if they make a mistake they might have consequences, but if they lie about making a mistake or try to hide it they'll have much bigger consequences. That worked pretty well, and now I sometimes get texts like this from the teenagers lol
6.1 million Americans will fly over Thanksgiving, and that's made possible by 223,000 cabin crew members who keep flights in the air. But those 223k professionals combined earn less than half of what Elon will bring in if he gets his trillion dollar bonus. @flyingwithsara.bsky.social #teslatakedown
November 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
6.1 million Americans will fly over Thanksgiving, and that's made possible by 223,000 cabin crew members who keep flights in the air. But those 223k professionals combined earn less than half of what Elon will bring in if he gets his trillion dollar bonus. @flyingwithsara.bsky.social #teslatakedown
Nothing says fighting for working people like hanging out with ICE Barbie amirite? Wonder how the Latino truckers who pay this piece of shit's salary feel about this. I hope Teamsters send this class traitor packing next year.
November 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Nothing says fighting for working people like hanging out with ICE Barbie amirite? Wonder how the Latino truckers who pay this piece of shit's salary feel about this. I hope Teamsters send this class traitor packing next year.
All the money in the world and not a single person who genuinely loves him. #teslatakedown #NoTrillionaires
November 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
All the money in the world and not a single person who genuinely loves him. #teslatakedown #NoTrillionaires
9 months in and we're going strong every week in Seattle. From @dashdog.bsky.social's new weekly signs to the Tesla Funds Fascists sign the 15yo made week 1, we're proud to be in this fight with our friends @defundmusk.bsky.social and @troublemakers.bsky.social ✊ #NoTrillionaires #teslatakedown
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
9 months in and we're going strong every week in Seattle. From @dashdog.bsky.social's new weekly signs to the Tesla Funds Fascists sign the 15yo made week 1, we're proud to be in this fight with our friends @defundmusk.bsky.social and @troublemakers.bsky.social ✊ #NoTrillionaires #teslatakedown
Literally could not be less interested, LinkedIn. Great work.
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Literally could not be less interested, LinkedIn. Great work.
MY FRENS ARE BACK!
Enjoy 75 seconds of raccoon eating popcorn ASMR. Yes, he's really about 8 inches away from me 🥰
Enjoy 75 seconds of raccoon eating popcorn ASMR. Yes, he's really about 8 inches away from me 🥰
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 AM
MY FRENS ARE BACK!
Enjoy 75 seconds of raccoon eating popcorn ASMR. Yes, he's really about 8 inches away from me 🥰
Enjoy 75 seconds of raccoon eating popcorn ASMR. Yes, he's really about 8 inches away from me 🥰
No matter how many times I report Trump emails as spam and unsubscribe, they somehow keep making it into my primary Gmail inbox. It's almost as if Google is actively trying to force feed me this garbage.
The topper of this latest one was worth seeing tho, so I guess there's that.
The topper of this latest one was worth seeing tho, so I guess there's that.
November 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
No matter how many times I report Trump emails as spam and unsubscribe, they somehow keep making it into my primary Gmail inbox. It's almost as if Google is actively trying to force feed me this garbage.
The topper of this latest one was worth seeing tho, so I guess there's that.
The topper of this latest one was worth seeing tho, so I guess there's that.
Gee I wonder why Mike Johnson has been so desperate to keep the House out of session
![Email from Jeffrey Epstein dated 4/2/2011 that reads
"i want you to realize that that dog that hasn't barked is trump...[redacted victim's name] didn't hours at my house with him ,, he has never once been mentioned. police chief, etc. im 75% done there"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lzcbpquo423usgnfqyujjazu/bafkreibu4v3o2uw75dpe5jveokprgwsvl2fuq7n764nytw4uyn2yhuijba@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Gee I wonder why Mike Johnson has been so desperate to keep the House out of session
Holy shit, finally an op-ed that gets it!
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Holy shit, finally an op-ed that gets it!
A real thing that happened in our guillotine league this week. And it was working until the other team found out and bought an emergency hex nullification spell at halftime lol #fantasylife #fantasyfootball
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
A real thing that happened in our guillotine league this week. And it was working until the other team found out and bought an emergency hex nullification spell at halftime lol #fantasylife #fantasyfootball
Someone turned on (or didn't turn off) AI prompts in one of my Facebook mountain biking groups. This is how the people are responding so far 🤘
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Someone turned on (or didn't turn off) AI prompts in one of my Facebook mountain biking groups. This is how the people are responding so far 🤘
Imagine being Gavin Newsom and thinking the way you win the Democratic nomination in 2028 is to get on stage and yuk it up with all these straight up fascists.
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Imagine being Gavin Newsom and thinking the way you win the Democratic nomination in 2028 is to get on stage and yuk it up with all these straight up fascists.
Even the dude who thinks we should try to win Elon back gets it. #SchumerGottaGo
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Even the dude who thinks we should try to win Elon back gets it. #SchumerGottaGo