Evan Sutton
@evansutton.bsky.social
Han Shot first. Making trouble @ Firekit Campaigns and baking pie. Formerly AFT, New Organizing, Obama '08. It's good to punch Nazis. firekitcampaigns.com
Ok a quick explanation of this madness with a little preview of what goes into pie day and the final results...
My parents are old hippies, the kind that gave us shit like carob. When I was a kid, we didn't have a lot of sweets... except at Thanksgiving. 🧵
My parents are old hippies, the kind that gave us shit like carob. When I was a kid, we didn't have a lot of sweets... except at Thanksgiving. 🧵
November 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Ok a quick explanation of this madness with a little preview of what goes into pie day and the final results...
My parents are old hippies, the kind that gave us shit like carob. When I was a kid, we didn't have a lot of sweets... except at Thanksgiving. 🧵
My parents are old hippies, the kind that gave us shit like carob. When I was a kid, we didn't have a lot of sweets... except at Thanksgiving. 🧵
All guests get pie on pie day, especially the very good ones. Usually fur friends just eat scraps or maybe grab a quiche when no one's looking but this year we made dedicated doggy pies thanks to a great idea from @dashdog.bsky.social. Here he is making some content and getting his pie 🥰
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
All guests get pie on pie day, especially the very good ones. Usually fur friends just eat scraps or maybe grab a quiche when no one's looking but this year we made dedicated doggy pies thanks to a great idea from @dashdog.bsky.social. Here he is making some content and getting his pie 🥰
It drives me nuts when you get a fortune cookie that's actually a proverb or an observation. It makes me way more angry when Trump Stormtroopers tear apart immigrant families. Fuck ICE. Come for a fun surprise, stay for a shout out to @immdef.bsky.social ✊
November 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It drives me nuts when you get a fortune cookie that's actually a proverb or an observation. It makes me way more angry when Trump Stormtroopers tear apart immigrant families. Fuck ICE. Come for a fun surprise, stay for a shout out to @immdef.bsky.social ✊
You'll think the worst part is Elon Musk's idea to make his ai chatbot call your guests slurs as a party trick until you get to his bleak vision for the future. What a disgusting loser. #teslatakedown
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
You'll think the worst part is Elon Musk's idea to make his ai chatbot call your guests slurs as a party trick until you get to his bleak vision for the future. What a disgusting loser. #teslatakedown
While I made a single pie crust, Elon Musk hoarded $1,928,752 thanks to his trillion dollar bonus. Billionaire greed is why your life is too hard. Happy Thanksgiving! You can be grateful knowing that no amount of pie will ever make Elon happy, and no amount of money will ever make him cool.
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
While I made a single pie crust, Elon Musk hoarded $1,928,752 thanks to his trillion dollar bonus. Billionaire greed is why your life is too hard. Happy Thanksgiving! You can be grateful knowing that no amount of pie will ever make Elon happy, and no amount of money will ever make him cool.
Elon is rigging the Twitter algorithm to shove right wing fever dreams down your throat. If you're a prominent person who's still on Twitter, you're helping him cook people's brains just by being there. Don't take my word for it, he'll tell you himself. @takedowntwitterx.bsky.social #teslatakedown
November 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Elon is rigging the Twitter algorithm to shove right wing fever dreams down your throat. If you're a prominent person who's still on Twitter, you're helping him cook people's brains just by being there. Don't take my word for it, he'll tell you himself. @takedowntwitterx.bsky.social #teslatakedown
They're at it again. Trump wants to reward his broligarch donors so he's telling Congress to sneak language into the military spending bill that would block any state or local laws regulating AI, including the laws that govern robotaxis. time to call Congress to say hell no. #teslatakedown
November 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
They're at it again. Trump wants to reward his broligarch donors so he's telling Congress to sneak language into the military spending bill that would block any state or local laws regulating AI, including the laws that govern robotaxis. time to call Congress to say hell no. #teslatakedown
6.1 million Americans will fly over Thanksgiving, and that's made possible by 223,000 cabin crew members who keep flights in the air. But those 223k professionals combined earn less than half of what Elon will bring in if he gets his trillion dollar bonus. @flyingwithsara.bsky.social #teslatakedown
November 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
6.1 million Americans will fly over Thanksgiving, and that's made possible by 223,000 cabin crew members who keep flights in the air. But those 223k professionals combined earn less than half of what Elon will bring in if he gets his trillion dollar bonus. @flyingwithsara.bsky.social #teslatakedown
MY FRENS ARE BACK!
Enjoy 75 seconds of raccoon eating popcorn ASMR. Yes, he's really about 8 inches away from me 🥰
Enjoy 75 seconds of raccoon eating popcorn ASMR. Yes, he's really about 8 inches away from me 🥰
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 AM
MY FRENS ARE BACK!
Enjoy 75 seconds of raccoon eating popcorn ASMR. Yes, he's really about 8 inches away from me 🥰
Enjoy 75 seconds of raccoon eating popcorn ASMR. Yes, he's really about 8 inches away from me 🥰
Holy shit, finally an op-ed that gets it!
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Holy shit, finally an op-ed that gets it!