Stephen Cauldron
evencauldron.bsky.social
Stephen Cauldron
@evencauldron.bsky.social
Nonprofit comms, opinions about soccer and baseball as institutions.
Guys I think I might be bad at FPL.
August 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
July 31, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Taking the mound for your Baltimore #Orioles
July 31, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Mike Elias got us celebrating Krampusnacht instead.
July 31, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I get these alerts every night and I have no clue what is going to happen over the next three hours.
July 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
June 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I’ve seen enough, lads. We’re going to Wembley. #Orioles
May 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
With Wrexham getting promoted to the Championship, one man needs to step up and lead #NorwichCity to glory.

#NCFC
May 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Don’t worry lads, we’re definitely getting #ASRoma to the Champions League now. #HolyFather #EAFC2025
May 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Okay listening to the #Orioles game during bath time ruined the vibe of our baby’s bedtime so we switched to a station that has never let us down before. #BillEvans
April 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Jesus Christ, #Orioles.
April 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
For anyone who is tired of getting notifications about #Orioles games, I highly recommend following oriole bird watchers instead.

I’m not being sarcastic - it really is a lot more enjoyable.
April 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
An #Orioles fanbase in turmoil.
April 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
And here I was all jazzed about streaming some Friday morning football from the U.S. It's looking grim, lads. #NCFC 🟡🟢
April 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I will only buy a ticket if the #Orioles throw in a tiny Magna Carta that David can hold. 🟠⚫
April 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
No #Orioles tonight - Rachel and the baby are asleep and me and Abby just discovered the Big Inning feed on the MLB app. Nice way to end the evening.
April 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I kept Zack Littell on my fantasy team because I thought I might as well get one more start out of him today. And...

#fantasybaseball
April 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Was the thing in Severance where they made a watermelon version of John Turturro called a melon party? Because to me it looked more like a ⬇️
April 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Fox Business reports on human stupidity and misspells “stupidity.” I know it’s small but sometimes the universe just gives you a perfect moment and you have to enjoy it. #journalism
March 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I shamefully am pleading ignorance as a football fan in the US - is Sheffield Wednesday ever known by this abbreviation is or The Athletic exercising creative license here with “Sheff Wed”?
March 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
This isn't the main point but I can't believe they added a sentence to put the first data point in context and they went with "simply put, think about the total number of American life years in billions."
February 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Vivek about school funding decisions based on standardized test scores. #education
February 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I would be so interested in reading a study about the rise of adding "if true" to social media posts to avoid any accountability, introspection or homework.
February 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
There’s something calming about old TV shows that had an A plot and nothing else.
January 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
You guys have got to try out the new Meta AI chat feature on Instagram.
January 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM