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This is the first I'm hearing of this essay but from what I'm reading it does ring true for certain contingents of the community, both online and offline. I could see how this could be rhetorically abused but disregarding it feels like ignoring a lump in the breast.
November 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
This is the first I'm hearing of this essay but from what I'm reading it does ring true for certain contingents of the community, both online and offline. I could see how this could be rhetorically abused but disregarding it feels like ignoring a lump in the breast.
Well she's right, I did just learn what that meant. It's irrelevant but I've just learned what that meant.
November 5, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Well she's right, I did just learn what that meant. It's irrelevant but I've just learned what that meant.
Lately I frequently find myself looking for a word that means "impressed but in a bad way"
November 5, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Lately I frequently find myself looking for a word that means "impressed but in a bad way"
Nature is healing
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Nature is healing
Can we get a version of City of Saints and Madmen translated into Bowhead Whale?
October 31, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Can we get a version of City of Saints and Madmen translated into Bowhead Whale?
the updated 2025 edition talks about when the urine is masking
October 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
the updated 2025 edition talks about when the urine is masking
When I'm elected alderman of my country, I vow to anger an elder God and bring their wrath upon the tri-state area
October 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
When I'm elected alderman of my country, I vow to anger an elder God and bring their wrath upon the tri-state area
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Some time in the future, there is a time traveler asking "What do you mean that was the wrong Kennedy?"
October 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Some time in the future, there is a time traveler asking "What do you mean that was the wrong Kennedy?"
Some time in the future, there is a time traveler asking "What do you mean that was the wrong Kennedy?"
October 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Some time in the future, there is a time traveler asking "What do you mean that was the wrong Kennedy?"
I had to stop reading for a minute when I came across "none house with left grief."
October 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I had to stop reading for a minute when I came across "none house with left grief."
Is it a thong made of synthetic pubic hair or is it a synthetic thong that imitates pubic hair?
October 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Is it a thong made of synthetic pubic hair or is it a synthetic thong that imitates pubic hair?
My peepums used to always say "dig twice, revenge once"
October 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
My peepums used to always say "dig twice, revenge once"
Ultimately, I think it's the prerogative of the Diné to decide if they want to use the Whirling Log.
October 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Ultimately, I think it's the prerogative of the Diné to decide if they want to use the Whirling Log.
Did the "fentanyl laced marijuana" also come with a convenient note that said "this is for kids lol"
October 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Did the "fentanyl laced marijuana" also come with a convenient note that said "this is for kids lol"
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Neon Genesis Evangelion
October 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Neon Genesis Evangelion
I keep hoping that one day I wake up to a headline about CBS deal falling through because they thought they were getting the guy from Storage Wars instead
October 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I keep hoping that one day I wake up to a headline about CBS deal falling through because they thought they were getting the guy from Storage Wars instead
only someone who was mad at me would tell me they weren't mad
October 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
only someone who was mad at me would tell me they weren't mad
Me when I'm at McDonald's and they refuse to write Charlie Kirk on my mcdouble
October 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Me when I'm at McDonald's and they refuse to write Charlie Kirk on my mcdouble
Red Solo Cup has the same amount of syllables as Pink Pony Club and I hate that I'm now trying to make a mashup of the two in my head
October 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Red Solo Cup has the same amount of syllables as Pink Pony Club and I hate that I'm now trying to make a mashup of the two in my head