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YES, YES, YES!!!!!!!!!
Hope all of your ocs are a lot this week btw-

Fat older men………..

Oh him being a big actor guy, famous in all sorts of mostly serious roles…but when you see him in person he’s just this big boisterous guy who laughs and farts a bunch

The amount of aave terms I’ve heard from my relatives and used myself that have been butchered and turned into “funny internet terms” have given me psychic damage multiple times
Dont even get me started on the blaccents like god. Actually makes me cringe lol

Oh he will, definitely gonna drive the point home by leaning to the side , his butt pointed at you and letting that rump blast again
Followed by a chuckle and a “Thanks, I know~”

You’ll know when you end up retching from the horrible smell…and he just snickers and goes “ale’s finally movin downward…*HIC*”

Yeah…once he’s at his 10th mug and the side effects finally start to show, he hiccups and leans against you…you can feel his bushy beard against your body…
And when you ask if he’s ok, he just belches loudly and gives a thumbs up…still leaning against you

He would remove the pillow from his ass for a second and rip ass at full blast, only to swear and say that it was way too loud...while also accidentally holding the pillow up to his face and coughing at the stench

I’m imagining this as a crude adult comedy lol