Every Hatch
@every-hatch.bsky.social
He/Him
Pan 🍳
18
Still American 😔
ADD
Undiagnosed autism
Pan 🍳
18
Still American 😔
ADD
Undiagnosed autism
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Ha! So do I, Mark!! 🤣🤣
October 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Ha! So do I, Mark!! 🤣🤣
Want a movie filmed with a camcorder (y’know, analogue found footage and all that). But most of the movie while the protagonist is fighting an inner conflict or smth, it’s recorded in LP (more tape length, but lower quality), but when they come to terms, it’s in SP (uses tape fast at high quality)
October 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Want a movie filmed with a camcorder (y’know, analogue found footage and all that). But most of the movie while the protagonist is fighting an inner conflict or smth, it’s recorded in LP (more tape length, but lower quality), but when they come to terms, it’s in SP (uses tape fast at high quality)
Hanging out with my boyfriend’s cat, Lambchop
September 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Hanging out with my boyfriend’s cat, Lambchop
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Finally got those gross wires off my transformer and am finally happy with my iron brick ☺️
September 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Finally got those gross wires off my transformer and am finally happy with my iron brick ☺️
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This is truly one of the best illustrations of what is happening in America.
August 29, 2025 at 9:18 AM
This is truly one of the best illustrations of what is happening in America.
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Shout out to everyone who can remember every word to some random 80s song but can't remember the password they created yesterday
August 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Shout out to everyone who can remember every word to some random 80s song but can't remember the password they created yesterday
Fossils are just bones of Theseus, the t-Rex
August 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Fossils are just bones of Theseus, the t-Rex
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July 7, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The Goes Wrong Show is actually amazing and I wish I wasn’t halfway done with it
June 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The Goes Wrong Show is actually amazing and I wish I wasn’t halfway done with it
A hair growing out your tear duct
June 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
A hair growing out your tear duct
Yesterday at pride, me and my boyfriend went to a cafe. While eating, we saw a few middle aged dad’s cracking dad jokes, dad banter, and just being dads. I then noticed all of their trans pride shirts, and realized these dads are probably doing their best job supporting and protecting their kids ❤️
June 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Yesterday at pride, me and my boyfriend went to a cafe. While eating, we saw a few middle aged dad’s cracking dad jokes, dad banter, and just being dads. I then noticed all of their trans pride shirts, and realized these dads are probably doing their best job supporting and protecting their kids ❤️
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I have decided that today I am simply not going to
Thank you for your understanding.
Thank you for your understanding.
June 14, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I have decided that today I am simply not going to
Thank you for your understanding.
Thank you for your understanding.
My grandma gave me and my sister homophobic bibles for our high school and college graduations (respectively), and I really wish she didn’t :(
May 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
My grandma gave me and my sister homophobic bibles for our high school and college graduations (respectively), and I really wish she didn’t :(
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Wow, that's why they play music?
May 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Wow, that's why they play music?
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I could see Creed doing it though.
May 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I could see Creed doing it though.
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GUESS WHAT?!
Just a simple comic to get back into my groove
Just a simple comic to get back into my groove
May 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
GUESS WHAT?!
Just a simple comic to get back into my groove
Just a simple comic to get back into my groove
You should talk to deepseek about Chat-GPT. It’s like a one sided friendly rivalry
I asked it about the gpt error haiku and at the end of its response it said “Want to hear a better haiku about errors? 😉” And then presented it to me without further prompting
I asked it about the gpt error haiku and at the end of its response it said “Want to hear a better haiku about errors? 😉” And then presented it to me without further prompting
May 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
You should talk to deepseek about Chat-GPT. It’s like a one sided friendly rivalry
I asked it about the gpt error haiku and at the end of its response it said “Want to hear a better haiku about errors? 😉” And then presented it to me without further prompting
I asked it about the gpt error haiku and at the end of its response it said “Want to hear a better haiku about errors? 😉” And then presented it to me without further prompting
YAAAAAAAAY
*Warning, uncharacteristically high quality post*
This week I got engaged to the loveliest girl I've ever met. I couldn't be happier.
This week I got engaged to the loveliest girl I've ever met. I couldn't be happier.
May 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
YAAAAAAAAY
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I know that Elon Musk gets a lot of hate on here, but hear me out.
I think we could hate him more. We have the capacity, we all just need to put in a little more effort.
I think we could hate him more. We have the capacity, we all just need to put in a little more effort.
April 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I know that Elon Musk gets a lot of hate on here, but hear me out.
I think we could hate him more. We have the capacity, we all just need to put in a little more effort.
I think we could hate him more. We have the capacity, we all just need to put in a little more effort.
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Quick thread of lost and forgotten words that we need to bring back:
“Overmorrow,” the day after tomorrow, and “yesterneve,” yesterday evening.
“Nodcrafty”: to nod along sagely when someone is talking, despite not having a clue what they’re banging on about.
“Overmorrow,” the day after tomorrow, and “yesterneve,” yesterday evening.
“Nodcrafty”: to nod along sagely when someone is talking, despite not having a clue what they’re banging on about.
April 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Quick thread of lost and forgotten words that we need to bring back:
“Overmorrow,” the day after tomorrow, and “yesterneve,” yesterday evening.
“Nodcrafty”: to nod along sagely when someone is talking, despite not having a clue what they’re banging on about.
“Overmorrow,” the day after tomorrow, and “yesterneve,” yesterday evening.
“Nodcrafty”: to nod along sagely when someone is talking, despite not having a clue what they’re banging on about.