Geraldine
@everywhereist.bsky.social
James Beard Award-winning writer, bestselling author, and all-around weirdo behind Everywhereist.com. Author, ALL OVER THE PLACE (Hachette, 2017) and IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT (PRH, 2024)
Anyway, this was my reply:
June 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Anyway, this was my reply:
Can someone more well versed than me in EU261 confirm that the representative from American Airlines is straight up lying to me here? They're saying she's entitled to only $600, but earlier in the email they confirm she's entitled to 75% of the value of her downgraded ticket.
June 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Can someone more well versed than me in EU261 confirm that the representative from American Airlines is straight up lying to me here? They're saying she's entitled to only $600, but earlier in the email they confirm she's entitled to 75% of the value of her downgraded ticket.
What an absolute asshat. This is something a super villain says.
"Your protests mean nothing."
"Your protests mean nothing."
April 6, 2025 at 9:22 AM
What an absolute asshat. This is something a super villain says.
"Your protests mean nothing."
"Your protests mean nothing."
New Italian super villain just dropped.
March 27, 2025 at 9:16 AM
New Italian super villain just dropped.
Happy belated 1 year anniversary to the NYT saying that my husband shouldn't love me, that I was "loud and irrational," and that my reasons for not having children weren't justified. Oh, and for decapitating me (like, seriously) in the image they created, which was modeled after my author pic.
March 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Happy belated 1 year anniversary to the NYT saying that my husband shouldn't love me, that I was "loud and irrational," and that my reasons for not having children weren't justified. Oh, and for decapitating me (like, seriously) in the image they created, which was modeled after my author pic.
They are all so breathtakingly stupid. Every single day is just an exercise in how much more they can lower the bar of their own intellects.
March 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
They are all so breathtakingly stupid. Every single day is just an exercise in how much more they can lower the bar of their own intellects.
Twitter is absolute garbage, but I heard that JD Vance is there constantly and super insecure so the sole purpose of my account is now to make fun of him.
March 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Twitter is absolute garbage, but I heard that JD Vance is there constantly and super insecure so the sole purpose of my account is now to make fun of him.
Just FYI, the paperback of my book comes out in *ONE WEEK*
You can pre-order it now. There's one very special difference between the hardcover and the paperback. See if you can spot it.
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/720922...
You can pre-order it now. There's one very special difference between the hardcover and the paperback. See if you can spot it.
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/720922...
March 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Just FYI, the paperback of my book comes out in *ONE WEEK*
You can pre-order it now. There's one very special difference between the hardcover and the paperback. See if you can spot it.
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/720922...
You can pre-order it now. There's one very special difference between the hardcover and the paperback. See if you can spot it.
www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/720922...
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally
February 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally
I'm deeply concerned that with another pandemic just lurking in the wings, this man is in charge of our country's health.
I think he's going to kill a lot of people I love.
I think he's going to kill a lot of people I love.
February 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I'm deeply concerned that with another pandemic just lurking in the wings, this man is in charge of our country's health.
I think he's going to kill a lot of people I love.
I think he's going to kill a lot of people I love.
I honestly didn't expect fascism to be this stupid, frankly. Just so deeply idiotic.
February 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I honestly didn't expect fascism to be this stupid, frankly. Just so deeply idiotic.
This child is being used as a human shield and needs a nap and juice box and to be left alone.
Can someone please call CPS on this situation? (Even though I'm sure CPS is now headed by someone 18-year old named Hornee Buttz or something like that).
Can someone please call CPS on this situation? (Even though I'm sure CPS is now headed by someone 18-year old named Hornee Buttz or something like that).
February 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
This child is being used as a human shield and needs a nap and juice box and to be left alone.
Can someone please call CPS on this situation? (Even though I'm sure CPS is now headed by someone 18-year old named Hornee Buttz or something like that).
Can someone please call CPS on this situation? (Even though I'm sure CPS is now headed by someone 18-year old named Hornee Buttz or something like that).
Imagine saying "We took the Nazi site down because we were worried about fraud" and not the whole Nazi thing
February 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Imagine saying "We took the Nazi site down because we were worried about fraud" and not the whole Nazi thing
I'm in Philly right now and the vibe is a Christmas morning, but drunk.
February 10, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I'm in Philly right now and the vibe is a Christmas morning, but drunk.
We're in Philly right now and I didn't have an Eagles shirt but my "EAT FARTS" shirt was perfect
February 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
We're in Philly right now and I didn't have an Eagles shirt but my "EAT FARTS" shirt was perfect
I'm watching Hacks and Jane Adams deserves all the awards for how much anxiety and tenderness she makes me feel the second she opens her mouth, my god
February 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I'm watching Hacks and Jane Adams deserves all the awards for how much anxiety and tenderness she makes me feel the second she opens her mouth, my god
Look, everything is bad but did you know that they make hoodies for dogs and the pockets are not in a sensical place and this brings me joy.
January 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Look, everything is bad but did you know that they make hoodies for dogs and the pockets are not in a sensical place and this brings me joy.
This is how we need to be calling out everyone who said it wasn't a Nazi salute.
January 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
This is how we need to be calling out everyone who said it wasn't a Nazi salute.
Look, if The Producers taught me anything, it's that the best thing you can do to a Nazi is laugh at them, and honestly, look at this fucking nerd with his stupid loser face, he looks like he's pinching off a log that's so big it hurts his bum-bum
January 21, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Look, if The Producers taught me anything, it's that the best thing you can do to a Nazi is laugh at them, and honestly, look at this fucking nerd with his stupid loser face, he looks like he's pinching off a log that's so big it hurts his bum-bum
More memes to help you get through the end of rational thought.
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January 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
More memes to help you get through the end of rational thought.
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Just taking a reading of the online temperature and I've amassed a few memes that some of you may find useful in the coming weeks. 1/
January 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Just taking a reading of the online temperature and I've amassed a few memes that some of you may find useful in the coming weeks. 1/
