Blue "Monk"
@evilbluemonk.bsky.social
Anywhere but *there*.
Check this cool scar I got from Literal Hell!
[Parody account, originally a shitpost account. Will probably still mostly be a shitpost account.]
Check this cool scar I got from Literal Hell!
[Parody account, originally a shitpost account. Will probably still mostly be a shitpost account.]
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Blue "Monk"
@evilbluemonk.bsky.social
· Jan 21
John
I wonder how that draconic Five Pebbles is doing. Surely better without any opportunities for us to mess with him! >:P
May 1, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I wonder how that draconic Five Pebbles is doing. Surely better without any opportunities for us to mess with him! >:P
// Hello, I can't believe I have to reiterate this for... what, a fourth time, over all my accounts?
But please *DO NOT FOLLOW ME* if you have adult or suggestive content readily available on your account. Follow from a SFW account or DNI.
Thank you! <3
But please *DO NOT FOLLOW ME* if you have adult or suggestive content readily available on your account. Follow from a SFW account or DNI.
Thank you! <3
April 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
// Hello, I can't believe I have to reiterate this for... what, a fourth time, over all my accounts?
But please *DO NOT FOLLOW ME* if you have adult or suggestive content readily available on your account. Follow from a SFW account or DNI.
Thank you! <3
But please *DO NOT FOLLOW ME* if you have adult or suggestive content readily available on your account. Follow from a SFW account or DNI.
Thank you! <3
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I woke up and immediately started choking on smog then had to run through a fire. I am not having a very good morning.
April 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I woke up and immediately started choking on smog then had to run through a fire. I am not having a very good morning.
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malicious face. help
April 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
malicious face. help
For the second time in my entire life, I am wholeheartedly genuinely *lost*. Does anyone know how to leave this... What was it called, "LAYER I: LIMBO" place?
April 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
For the second time in my entire life, I am wholeheartedly genuinely *lost*. Does anyone know how to leave this... What was it called, "LAYER I: LIMBO" place?
Angry Survivor is scary.
April 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Angry Survivor is scary.
I wonder how this new Artificer would fare against *THAT* scav.
//referencing to that one scavenger id with max stats in EVERYTHING
//referencing to that one scavenger id with max stats in EVERYTHING
April 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I wonder how this new Artificer would fare against *THAT* scav.
//referencing to that one scavenger id with max stats in EVERYTHING
//referencing to that one scavenger id with max stats in EVERYTHING
I went on vacation, what's happening?
April 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I went on vacation, what's happening?
What the fuck were in those bluefruit.
April 2, 2025 at 5:57 AM
What the fuck were in those bluefruit.
Whats good
happy april 1st im kinda sick so imma just sit this one out byee
April 1, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Whats good
happy april 1st im kinda sick so imma just sit this one out byee
April 1, 2025 at 5:42 AM
happy april 1st im kinda sick so imma just sit this one out byee
You are AWKWARD like Monk.
You are CRIPPLED like Spearmaster.
You are FAT like Gourmand.
You are BLACK like Watcher.
To me? You're not even a PARODY GUY...
You are CRIPPLED like Spearmaster.
You are FAT like Gourmand.
You are BLACK like Watcher.
To me? You're not even a PARODY GUY...
You're smooth like Survivor...
You're brave like Artificer...
You're funny like Gourmand...
You're black like Watcher...
You are our favourite PARODY GUY.
You're brave like Artificer...
You're funny like Gourmand...
You're black like Watcher...
You are our favourite PARODY GUY.
March 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
You are AWKWARD like Monk.
You are CRIPPLED like Spearmaster.
You are FAT like Gourmand.
You are BLACK like Watcher.
To me? You're not even a PARODY GUY...
You are CRIPPLED like Spearmaster.
You are FAT like Gourmand.
You are BLACK like Watcher.
To me? You're not even a PARODY GUY...
And now there is *actual* clones of our main little cast here. Fascinating.
March 27, 2025 at 7:02 AM
And now there is *actual* clones of our main little cast here. Fascinating.
I have made it through a sizable portion of this "The Bible" book. I'm quite a fan- the plotline details an undiscovered ancient civilization and plenty of fascinating concepts to ponder on. I'm liking this "God" fella, too.
March 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I have made it through a sizable portion of this "The Bible" book. I'm quite a fan- the plotline details an undiscovered ancient civilization and plenty of fascinating concepts to ponder on. I'm liking this "God" fella, too.
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March 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why are we even getting involved with the Iterators? They're far beyond us- I think we might just be better off leaving them to their own devices...
March 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Why are we even getting involved with the Iterators? They're far beyond us- I think we might just be better off leaving them to their own devices...
Just found this really old book, titled "The Bible". Going to read it, I'll report back when I'm done.
March 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Just found this really old book, titled "The Bible". Going to read it, I'll report back when I'm done.
I just learned what "Basketball" is. I'm pretty good at this game.
March 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I just learned what "Basketball" is. I'm pretty good at this game.
Please stop using so many drugs. I don't think our bodies are meant for this much substance abuse.
March 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Please stop using so many drugs. I don't think our bodies are meant for this much substance abuse.