Blue "Monk"
@evilbluemonk.bsky.social
Anywhere but *there*.
Check this cool scar I got from Literal Hell!
[Parody account, originally a shitpost account. Will probably still mostly be a shitpost account.]
Check this cool scar I got from Literal Hell!
[Parody account, originally a shitpost account. Will probably still mostly be a shitpost account.]
What is a lawyer???
May 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
What is a lawyer???
Oh, go fuck yourself. At least I came back.
May 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Oh, go fuck yourself. At least I came back.
What the fuck? I didn't send this.
April 23, 2025 at 7:19 AM
What the fuck? I didn't send this.
Whats Up Guys I'm Back
April 23, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Whats Up Guys I'm Back
Oh, another blue slugcat- how rare!! Hello!! ^_^
April 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Oh, another blue slugcat- how rare!! Hello!! ^_^
Shame. Was worth a shot, anyways...
April 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Shame. Was worth a shot, anyways...
Who the fuck is Robert???
Also, can I be a Miros Slugcat? Sounds cool.
Also, can I be a Miros Slugcat? Sounds cool.
April 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Who the fuck is Robert???
Also, can I be a Miros Slugcat? Sounds cool.
Also, can I be a Miros Slugcat? Sounds cool.
Ugh.
I'll come save you dumbasses. Give me a few hours to get over there.
I'll come save you dumbasses. Give me a few hours to get over there.
April 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Ugh.
I'll come save you dumbasses. Give me a few hours to get over there.
I'll come save you dumbasses. Give me a few hours to get over there.
You kind of seemed a bit lost in life- Saint being your only anchor. I think having something else to occupy your time with will be healthy for you.
Sorry if that came across as rude.
Sorry if that came across as rude.
April 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
You kind of seemed a bit lost in life- Saint being your only anchor. I think having something else to occupy your time with will be healthy for you.
Sorry if that came across as rude.
Sorry if that came across as rude.
That's fascinating. I guess somewhat similar to myself and cartography- though that was planned to be my assigned role anyways.
Glad to hear that. You always kind of seemed like you needed a hobby to ground you- no offense.
Glad to hear that. You always kind of seemed like you needed a hobby to ground you- no offense.
April 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
That's fascinating. I guess somewhat similar to myself and cartography- though that was planned to be my assigned role anyways.
Glad to hear that. You always kind of seemed like you needed a hobby to ground you- no offense.
Glad to hear that. You always kind of seemed like you needed a hobby to ground you- no offense.
Oh.
That's really impressive, actually. How did you even learn to do that...?
That's really impressive, actually. How did you even learn to do that...?
April 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Oh.
That's really impressive, actually. How did you even learn to do that...?
That's really impressive, actually. How did you even learn to do that...?
Reposted by Blue "Monk"
// I AM WEEPING 😭😭
April 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
// I AM WEEPING 😭😭
You have a warranty, right??
April 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
You have a warranty, right??
//This is actually the funniest response I ever could have gotten even if its from a bot im fucking cackling like a witch
April 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
//This is actually the funniest response I ever could have gotten even if its from a bot im fucking cackling like a witch
blue robot slid past and shot the coin. malicious face exploded into gore. robot looked at me then just ran off. what
April 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
blue robot slid past and shot the coin. malicious face exploded into gore. robot looked at me then just ran off. what
oh crazy you say that i found a bunch of coins earlier hold on
April 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
oh crazy you say that i found a bunch of coins earlier hold on
Please do not monopolize gooeiducks, I was joking.
April 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Please do not monopolize gooeiducks, I was joking.