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@evocadotoast.bsky.social
(she/her) 29. Midwest Princess living in D.C. Bi, trans, old soul [acoustic]. F1 fan (🐎🟥🟨). I like 🐷 & 🐌. Interested in law and old tech. Rat girl 🐀
It's getting cold out
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
It's getting cold out
I'm almost 30, educated and experienced. I shouldn't have to wake up at 5am to work on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I'm almost 30, educated and experienced. I shouldn't have to wake up at 5am to work on Black Friday
I say scaly because Shoyru my beloved:
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I say scaly because Shoyru my beloved:
"I just love beets so much!"
My response:
My response:
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
"I just love beets so much!"
My response:
My response:
That, and to cap off the national humiliation, they did it under the banner of a stale meme only funny to the world's biggest toddler
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
That, and to cap off the national humiliation, they did it under the banner of a stale meme only funny to the world's biggest toddler
Communicating with an international seller letting me know I have to cover import charges:
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Communicating with an international seller letting me know I have to cover import charges:
I'm getting Vietcong tutorial videos in my recommendeds:
November 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I'm getting Vietcong tutorial videos in my recommendeds:
My son in his oversized gender-affirming button-up
November 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
My son in his oversized gender-affirming button-up
Me too Lego Duplo, me too
November 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Me too Lego Duplo, me too
C'mon man, you have all of Wookieepedia for lore videos...
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
C'mon man, you have all of Wookieepedia for lore videos...
My therapist: "If you eat food instead of stimulants, you'll feel better"
Me:
Me:
November 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
My therapist: "If you eat food instead of stimulants, you'll feel better"
Me:
Me:
I don't know anything about Dragon Ball Z, but this just seems funny to me
November 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I don't know anything about Dragon Ball Z, but this just seems funny to me
