"Look at me! I have no shame! Look at what I'll do to run cover for the man who pays me! That man could be YOU for the right price!"

Same as my guess with Linda Yaccarino willingly being the face of Elon's BS-- Because there's a specific type of rich person who wants or needs someone with no sense of shame as a representative, and is willing to pay good money for it. The debasing and humiliation are an audition:

Pedocon theory undefeated.

I remember at one point years ago the picture on the "penis" page was clearly just a pic some dude took in the mirror.

Wasn't a bad looking one either.