Martha McMuffins 🍁🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁
@faeriedogmother.bsky.social
Fairy DogMother, haikuist, reader of books, tarot, and political tea leaves.
September 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
September 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Zuzu wishes glass
Didn’t separate her from
Crunchable birdzez
(No birdzez were harmed except in her #murdermittens mind)
#caturday
#catsofbluesky
#cats
Zuzu’s mom is a big fan of LOTR and Smeagol 😉
Didn’t separate her from
Crunchable birdzez
(No birdzez were harmed except in her #murdermittens mind)
#caturday
#catsofbluesky
#cats
Zuzu’s mom is a big fan of LOTR and Smeagol 😉
September 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Zuzu wishes glass
Didn’t separate her from
Crunchable birdzez
(No birdzez were harmed except in her #murdermittens mind)
#caturday
#catsofbluesky
#cats
Zuzu’s mom is a big fan of LOTR and Smeagol 😉
Didn’t separate her from
Crunchable birdzez
(No birdzez were harmed except in her #murdermittens mind)
#caturday
#catsofbluesky
#cats
Zuzu’s mom is a big fan of LOTR and Smeagol 😉
I want this for my foster Hyde so much
September 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I want this for my foster Hyde so much
I’m living in an Agatha Christie novel. Seems there’s a m@rder afoot!
September 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I’m living in an Agatha Christie novel. Seems there’s a m@rder afoot!
Unhappy? Play with a dog.
Happy? Play with a dog.
Dog 💜
Happy? Play with a dog.
Dog 💜
September 6, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Unhappy? Play with a dog.
Happy? Play with a dog.
Dog 💜
Happy? Play with a dog.
Dog 💜
Yeah, there are!
September 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Yeah, there are!
Mine likes to watch the Blue Jays with me!
September 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Mine likes to watch the Blue Jays with me!
Hyde, my foster puppy, is 1.5 years old. When we met, he’d lived nine months at the shelter. In three months, he went from lunging and barking during walkies to a much calmer boy on leash. He doesn’t need to sleep in the crate overnight or when I leave. He’s a cuddle muffin and a miracle. I love him
September 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Hyde, my foster puppy, is 1.5 years old. When we met, he’d lived nine months at the shelter. In three months, he went from lunging and barking during walkies to a much calmer boy on leash. He doesn’t need to sleep in the crate overnight or when I leave. He’s a cuddle muffin and a miracle. I love him
They’re looking really good this year. Even Hyde thinks so
August 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
They’re looking really good this year. Even Hyde thinks so
August 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
He can’t Hyde his love for the Blue Jays. Great outing for Shane Bieber!
#bluejays #bluejaysbaseball #dogsofbluesky #dogs #foster
#bluejays #bluejaysbaseball #dogsofbluesky #dogs #foster
August 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
He can’t Hyde his love for the Blue Jays. Great outing for Shane Bieber!
#bluejays #bluejaysbaseball #dogsofbluesky #dogs #foster
#bluejays #bluejaysbaseball #dogsofbluesky #dogs #foster
Time to fire up the email. I do t know of it’ll do any good, but we’ve got to try to stop this bullshit
August 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Time to fire up the email. I do t know of it’ll do any good, but we’ve got to try to stop this bullshit
August 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
August 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
We can all go home now. You win the internet for today.
PS: #murdermittens my cat hates you because my laugh at your comment interrupted her post-hunt nap
PS: #murdermittens my cat hates you because my laugh at your comment interrupted her post-hunt nap
August 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
We can all go home now. You win the internet for today.
PS: #murdermittens my cat hates you because my laugh at your comment interrupted her post-hunt nap
PS: #murdermittens my cat hates you because my laugh at your comment interrupted her post-hunt nap
Murder Mittens hates:
Rain - ruins hunting
Garbage trucks - LOUD
Neighbors - fence construction
Days without hunting - 🤬
Fuck this noise. I’ll just hide in Favorite Human’s favorite bag until the fence is built. But mice… just you wait. Death will return
#caturday
#catsofbluesky
#murdermittens
Rain - ruins hunting
Garbage trucks - LOUD
Neighbors - fence construction
Days without hunting - 🤬
Fuck this noise. I’ll just hide in Favorite Human’s favorite bag until the fence is built. But mice… just you wait. Death will return
#caturday
#catsofbluesky
#murdermittens
August 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Murder Mittens hates:
Rain - ruins hunting
Garbage trucks - LOUD
Neighbors - fence construction
Days without hunting - 🤬
Fuck this noise. I’ll just hide in Favorite Human’s favorite bag until the fence is built. But mice… just you wait. Death will return
#caturday
#catsofbluesky
#murdermittens
Rain - ruins hunting
Garbage trucks - LOUD
Neighbors - fence construction
Days without hunting - 🤬
Fuck this noise. I’ll just hide in Favorite Human’s favorite bag until the fence is built. But mice… just you wait. Death will return
#caturday
#catsofbluesky
#murdermittens
Happy International Cat Day from Zuzu (aka Murder Mittens) and her Other Human (I am Main Human)
#caturday
#catsofbluesky
#internationalcatday
#murdermittens
#caturday
#catsofbluesky
#internationalcatday
#murdermittens
August 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Happy International Cat Day from Zuzu (aka Murder Mittens) and her Other Human (I am Main Human)
#caturday
#catsofbluesky
#internationalcatday
#murdermittens
#caturday
#catsofbluesky
#internationalcatday
#murdermittens
Man, we wish he were as powerful as the GOP has built him up to be.
August 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Man, we wish he were as powerful as the GOP has built him up to be.
Deadly still, she lurks
Death on paws. Incognito
Risk her if you dare
#caturday
#catsofbluesky
#murdermittens
#dailyhaikupromts
#haiku
Death on paws. Incognito
Risk her if you dare
#caturday
#catsofbluesky
#murdermittens
#dailyhaikupromts
#haiku
August 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Deadly still, she lurks
Death on paws. Incognito
Risk her if you dare
#caturday
#catsofbluesky
#murdermittens
#dailyhaikupromts
#haiku
Death on paws. Incognito
Risk her if you dare
#caturday
#catsofbluesky
#murdermittens
#dailyhaikupromts
#haiku
Glad to be included and a (small) part of the fight
August 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Glad to be included and a (small) part of the fight
July 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM