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Martha McMuffins 🍁🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁
@faeriedogmother.bsky.social
Fairy DogMother, haikuist, reader of books, tarot, and political tea leaves.
October 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
September 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Her Royal Highness Queen Zuzu
#caturday
#catsofbluesky
#cats
#murdermittens
September 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Zuzu wishes glass
Didn’t separate her from
Crunchable birdzez

(No birdzez were harmed except in her #murdermittens mind)
#caturday
#catsofbluesky
#cats
Zuzu’s mom is a big fan of LOTR and Smeagol 😉
September 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I want this for my foster Hyde so much
September 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I’m living in an Agatha Christie novel. Seems there’s a m@rder afoot!
September 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Unhappy? Play with a dog.
Happy? Play with a dog.
Dog 💜
September 6, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Yeah, there are!
September 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Mine likes to watch the Blue Jays with me!
September 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Hyde, my foster puppy, is 1.5 years old. When we met, he’d lived nine months at the shelter. In three months, he went from lunging and barking during walkies to a much calmer boy on leash. He doesn’t need to sleep in the crate overnight or when I leave. He’s a cuddle muffin and a miracle. I love him
September 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
They’re looking really good this year. Even Hyde thinks so
August 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
“Your ear smells like cheese and sunshine.”
#catsofbluesky
#caturday
#cats
#murdermittens
August 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
He can’t Hyde his love for the Blue Jays. Great outing for Shane Bieber!
#bluejays #bluejaysbaseball #dogsofbluesky #dogs #foster
August 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Time to fire up the email. I do t know of it’ll do any good, but we’ve got to try to stop this bullshit
August 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
August 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Surveyed my domain
Prey awaits its fate
I’m ready for my armour
#caturday
#catsofbluesky
#murdermittens
August 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
We can all go home now. You win the internet for today.

PS: #murdermittens my cat hates you because my laugh at your comment interrupted her post-hunt nap
August 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
August 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Murder Mittens hates:
Rain - ruins hunting
Garbage trucks - LOUD
Neighbors - fence construction
Days without hunting - 🤬
Fuck this noise. I’ll just hide in Favorite Human’s favorite bag until the fence is built. But mice… just you wait. Death will return

#caturday
#catsofbluesky
#murdermittens
August 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Happy International Cat Day from Zuzu (aka Murder Mittens) and her Other Human (I am Main Human)

#caturday
#catsofbluesky
#internationalcatday
#murdermittens
August 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Man, we wish he were as powerful as the GOP has built him up to be.
August 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Deadly still, she lurks
Death on paws. Incognito
Risk her if you dare

#caturday
#catsofbluesky
#murdermittens
#dailyhaikupromts
#haiku
August 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Glad to be included and a (small) part of the fight
August 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Ew
August 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Hi BlueSky!

Love,
Hyde - Foster Puppy Extraordinaire

#dogsofbluesky
#dogs
#foster
July 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM