Wife material

I have just sort of invited myself into the bear community due to my interest in fucking bears. They seem chill about it.

Also I’m horny!!

Snow shoveling causes ~100 deaths in the U.S. every year, primarily due to heart attacks.

Nice, I’ve always assumed lag wouldn’t be a big deal for the types of games I play (Mario, Zelda, Metroid, Octopath). Guess I’m about to find out ☺️

8BitDo. I prefer the brown one that looks like Mario bricks. I didn’t even need to update the firmware to pair 🤷‍♂️ Still need to test the rumble, but otherwise it was suspiciously easy. Oh, and I think the firmware update enables wake. Will do that tomorrow. a.co/d/epSi1XY

WAIT were you too? This is my villain origin story that shocks people

We were forged in the same fire

It suuuuucked! The Wisconsin Dells Culver’s saw me on the edge today

And a Björk/Kate Bush millennial gay guy is gonna give you the best hole of your life

Also, Chicago boys: I need to see some hustle next time

your goodness is overwhelming

So you’re telling me there’s still hope to improve after one’s messy mid-thirties?