Failed Whale
@failwhale01.bsky.social
A hater.
Spoutible investors getting bambouzyed again.
Spoutible investors getting bambouzyed again.
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"supports itself just fine with [...] ads"
lol
lol
October 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
"supports itself just fine with [...] ads"
lol
lol
Bots are absolutely permitted (Congressional Bill Bot?) and it relies entirely on user investment, they have no cash otherwise.
It’s a cult.
It’s a cult.
Check out Spoutible. It's bot-free and self-sustaining.
October 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Bots are absolutely permitted (Congressional Bill Bot?) and it relies entirely on user investment, they have no cash otherwise.
It’s a cult.
It’s a cult.
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I'm just disappointed that I was one of the eighteen people who signed up for Spoutible.
October 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I'm just disappointed that I was one of the eighteen people who signed up for Spoutible.
😂
catching up on all of the "this shit sucks too" takes on Blue Sky...
So why did everyone land here instead of Spoutible? The noods?
So why did everyone land here instead of Spoutible? The noods?
October 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
😂
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Christopher Bouzy, deep in a thread where people are talking about migrating to Mastodon or the comments section on a particular recipe on Food Network dot com, posting on an obvious burner account somehow doing a fake voice in text form: I say we all go to Spoutible
October 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Christopher Bouzy, deep in a thread where people are talking about migrating to Mastodon or the comments section on a particular recipe on Food Network dot com, posting on an obvious burner account somehow doing a fake voice in text form: I say we all go to Spoutible
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The Spoutible founder is pretty nuts so I can’t say that’s a huge improvement
October 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The Spoutible founder is pretty nuts so I can’t say that’s a huge improvement
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I was just remembering Spoutible. It was really buzzy and promising and it had explosive growth for its first couple of weeks. Then its publisher turned out to be a whiny baby who kept publicly shitting the bed and everyone left.
October 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I was just remembering Spoutible. It was really buzzy and promising and it had explosive growth for its first couple of weeks. Then its publisher turned out to be a whiny baby who kept publicly shitting the bed and everyone left.
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I don't think Jay and her band of God's lost bets understand the degree to which everyone not currently on Bluesky has already decided it's the Faggy App for Trans Commies. They aren't going to come here just because you run us off! We're all that's keeping you from being Spoutible.
October 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I don't think Jay and her band of God's lost bets understand the degree to which everyone not currently on Bluesky has already decided it's the Faggy App for Trans Commies. They aren't going to come here just because you run us off! We're all that's keeping you from being Spoutible.
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People are making comparisons to Twitter but I feel like Spoutible is the better lesson on what happens when heads of social media companies respond with shit posting and personal insults to knowledgeable users giving them thoughtful feedback. And if you don't remember Spoutible: exactly.
October 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
People are making comparisons to Twitter but I feel like Spoutible is the better lesson on what happens when heads of social media companies respond with shit posting and personal insults to knowledgeable users giving them thoughtful feedback. And if you don't remember Spoutible: exactly.
Spoutible hasn’t shared user data since 2023
They spent all of what they crowdfunded in 2024.
Now they’re asking for more investment, claiming they’ll be worth 28 million without a spec of data.
They makes $1500/month from Google Ads.
Be for real.
They spent all of what they crowdfunded in 2024.
Now they’re asking for more investment, claiming they’ll be worth 28 million without a spec of data.
They makes $1500/month from Google Ads.
Be for real.
There's Spoutible, which is growing and has unobtrusive ads, so it is self-sustaining.
October 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Spoutible hasn’t shared user data since 2023
They spent all of what they crowdfunded in 2024.
Now they’re asking for more investment, claiming they’ll be worth 28 million without a spec of data.
They makes $1500/month from Google Ads.
Be for real.
They spent all of what they crowdfunded in 2024.
Now they’re asking for more investment, claiming they’ll be worth 28 million without a spec of data.
They makes $1500/month from Google Ads.
Be for real.
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ohh so that's why no one is using spoutible...
September 20, 2025 at 4:43 AM
ohh so that's why no one is using spoutible...
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Meanwhile in Spoutible DMs…
September 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Meanwhile in Spoutible DMs…
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Nods. Saw the spoutible mess go down in real time, was told to promote my (rather cleanish) work on porn sites by the pearl-clutchers because they wouldn't keep their phones from their precious little grandkids.
Yeah. Riiight.
Yeah. Riiight.
September 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Nods. Saw the spoutible mess go down in real time, was told to promote my (rather cleanish) work on porn sites by the pearl-clutchers because they wouldn't keep their phones from their precious little grandkids.
Yeah. Riiight.
Yeah. Riiight.
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Hey sorry I left early. My Spoutible app kept glitching and I figured it was almost done
September 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Hey sorry I left early. My Spoutible app kept glitching and I figured it was almost done
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I haven't used Spoutible in at least several months.
September 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I haven't used Spoutible in at least several months.
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I really like Spoutible, but it needs more people.
September 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I really like Spoutible, but it needs more people.
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I haven’t been able to access my Spoutible account for 3-4 days. I’ve tried everything. There seems to be nowhere to report this to them. That’s probably why there are no people on it. I think it is a terrible platform.
September 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I haven’t been able to access my Spoutible account for 3-4 days. I’ve tried everything. There seems to be nowhere to report this to them. That’s probably why there are no people on it. I think it is a terrible platform.
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Is anyone still using Spoutible?
September 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Is anyone still using Spoutible?
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Matt, why should anyone invest if Spoutible won’t answer this very simple question?
September 23, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Matt, why should anyone invest if Spoutible won’t answer this very simple question?
Great question from a potential Spoutible investor that Christopher will never answer.
(The answer is he won’t share user and traffic data because it is very embarrassing)
📉🔻
(The answer is he won’t share user and traffic data because it is very embarrassing)
📉🔻
September 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Great question from a potential Spoutible investor that Christopher will never answer.
(The answer is he won’t share user and traffic data because it is very embarrassing)
📉🔻
(The answer is he won’t share user and traffic data because it is very embarrassing)
📉🔻
Are the journalists in the room with us now?
Are you on Spoutible? The proprietor is African American and there is a strong AA community there, including many journalists who would help spread the word.
September 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Are the journalists in the room with us now?
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I signed up with Spoutible and have just not done anything with it 😕
September 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I signed up with Spoutible and have just not done anything with it 😕
Maybe there will be more enthusiasm by Monday.
September 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Maybe there will be more enthusiasm by Monday.
When the “Friends Invest First” event lasts over a week and only gets one investor, you might have a problem.
September 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
When the “Friends Invest First” event lasts over a week and only gets one investor, you might have a problem.