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A hater.

Spoutible investors getting bambouzyed again.
Matt, why should anyone invest if Spoutible won’t answer this very simple question?
September 23, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Great question from a potential Spoutible investor that Christopher will never answer.

(The answer is he won’t share user and traffic data because it is very embarrassing)

📉🔻
September 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Maybe there will be more enthusiasm by Monday.
September 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
When the “Friends Invest First” event lasts over a week and only gets one investor, you might have a problem.
September 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Bouzy’s going begging again.
September 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
30 minutes notice for a supposedly very important guest.

It shouldn’t be lost on anyone that he’s using Harris’s name to drum up interest.

Shame it won’t work.
August 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
While Bouzy is busy trying to get the last word in and doing a pod to draw even more negative attention to Susan, an investor by the way, she leaves him with some excellent advice that he'll never take.

No money for a comms team, so sad.
July 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
He quoted her again.
July 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Susan didn't like that. So she went to her blog and talked it out.
July 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
What happened?

A woman named Susan had the AUDACITY to leave a comment on one of his posts.

Chris didn't like that, so he did what he always does and drew attention to her.

Naturally, the Spoutible troops rallied & have been shit-talking this woman for days.

That's what he wanted. But...
July 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Once again, Bouzy is crying DRAMA on his website.

And as usual, it's entirely self-inflicted.
July 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
It literally is not.
June 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Pop Quiz: If Spoutible had $133,462 in cash at the end of the year AND supposedly it costs $20,000 a month to run the business AND they settled their prior-years tax arrears…

How much cash do they currently have?
June 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Hi @wicked-wiccan76.bsky.social what am I lying about?

I said Spoutible had investors. Which is true.

I said Bouzy lost all the cash. Which is true. That’s what he told the SEC.
June 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
@wicked-wiccan76.bsky.social called me a moron the last time I tried to answer this question for her.

She said Spoutible wasn’t a business, despite being registered as one and selling investors on the dream of future profits.

Maybe she’ll read the documents and learn it was always a grift?
June 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
You didn’t say you were pro-Spoutible, I inferred it. Much like you inferred that my posts had anything to do with Lindsay Graham. So perhaps neither was fair.

The post about your summer prediction is attached below. You’ve expressed skepticism.
June 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
For the third year in a row, Spoutible has failed to pay their tax instalment on time.

Another $65,000+ in taxes for a business hemorrhaging money and users.

Bouzy is terrible at business.
June 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Mismanaging a social media platform? That would be so embarrassing.
May 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Penalties and high franchise tax caused by the laughable 20,000,000 valuation
May 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM