laza
@fairyglosspjm.bsky.social
22, multi, propal
she/he/they
pt/eng
she/he/they
pt/eng
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Imagina no Brasil e uma mulher vai e abre o robô do café da manhã da vizinha
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
November 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Imagina no Brasil e uma mulher vai e abre o robô do café da manhã da vizinha
ele sem camisa balançando a bandeira do Palmeiras 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
ele sem camisa balançando a bandeira do Palmeiras 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
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mind you JK was in hair and makeup before this. he’s fully moisturized and pampered. by Professionals.
he went for that lip balm just to stake his claim
his greed sickens me
he went for that lip balm just to stake his claim
his greed sickens me
it was jimin’s lip balm the entire time 😭
November 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
mind you JK was in hair and makeup before this. he’s fully moisturized and pampered. by Professionals.
he went for that lip balm just to stake his claim
his greed sickens me
he went for that lip balm just to stake his claim
his greed sickens me
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this is very jikook but peak jikookism is achieved when
JM produces that one small thing JK needs but doesn’t have, seemingly out of thin air:
a cute bandaid
coins for the vending machine
a hair tie for overgrown bangs
a stick of gum to pop his ears on a flight
JK thinks it’s fate
JM knows it’s love
JM produces that one small thing JK needs but doesn’t have, seemingly out of thin air:
a cute bandaid
coins for the vending machine
a hair tie for overgrown bangs
a stick of gum to pop his ears on a flight
JK thinks it’s fate
JM knows it’s love
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
this is very jikook but peak jikookism is achieved when
JM produces that one small thing JK needs but doesn’t have, seemingly out of thin air:
a cute bandaid
coins for the vending machine
a hair tie for overgrown bangs
a stick of gum to pop his ears on a flight
JK thinks it’s fate
JM knows it’s love
JM produces that one small thing JK needs but doesn’t have, seemingly out of thin air:
a cute bandaid
coins for the vending machine
a hair tie for overgrown bangs
a stick of gum to pop his ears on a flight
JK thinks it’s fate
JM knows it’s love
fazendo uma loucura hoje indo no mercado em pleno sábado de promoção pq não posso perder a blackfriday
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
fazendo uma loucura hoje indo no mercado em pleno sábado de promoção pq não posso perder a blackfriday
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Jungkook operates like someone who might at any time, with no notice, need to wash up and sleep at hyung’s house
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Jungkook operates like someone who might at any time, with no notice, need to wash up and sleep at hyung’s house
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Q: What do you think makes Jungkook number one?
🐥: His appearance…sometimes he looks like a puppy. It’s so cute.
🐥: *makes puppy noise*
🐰: *rolls eyes*
🐥: His appearance…sometimes he looks like a puppy. It’s so cute.
🐥: *makes puppy noise*
🐰: *rolls eyes*
November 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Q: What do you think makes Jungkook number one?
🐥: His appearance…sometimes he looks like a puppy. It’s so cute.
🐥: *makes puppy noise*
🐰: *rolls eyes*
🐥: His appearance…sometimes he looks like a puppy. It’s so cute.
🐥: *makes puppy noise*
🐰: *rolls eyes*
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지민&정국의 윷놀이 대결 | [이게 맞아?! 시즌2] 비하인드 스포일러 | 디즈니+
YouTube video by Disney Plus Korea 디즈니 플러스 코리아
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November 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
ponderando o que seria pior agora tomar banho de balde ou ir tirar o ar do cano agora
November 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
ponderando o que seria pior agora tomar banho de balde ou ir tirar o ar do cano agora
a Neve meia noite tentando acordar o prédio inteiro pq eu cheguei em casa agora e até subir as escadas ela tava na janela miando desesperada
November 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
a Neve meia noite tentando acordar o prédio inteiro pq eu cheguei em casa agora e até subir as escadas ela tava na janela miando desesperada
faz mais de uma semana que mandei mensagem p mulher no marketplace de uma bota e ela não me respondeu nem visualizou 😔😔
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
faz mais de uma semana que mandei mensagem p mulher no marketplace de uma bota e ela não me respondeu nem visualizou 😔😔
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triste que minha fanfic favorita da Annie Vi só tem um extra no patreon 😭😭😭 eu queria ler sobre eles todo dia!!!!
November 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
triste que minha fanfic favorita da Annie Vi só tem um extra no patreon 😭😭😭 eu queria ler sobre eles todo dia!!!!
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Não pode mais nada agora portalcantagalo.com.br/idoso-e-mult...
Idoso é multado por fingir ser fantasma e assustar visitantes em cemitério - Portal Cantagalo
Um idoso acabou sendo multado após causar confusão em um cemitério em Portsmouth, na Inglaterra. De acordo com relatos, ele tinha bebido com amigos antes de
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November 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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afff her golden secret ta em promoção
November 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
afff her golden secret ta em promoção
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He’s just a baby
November 15, 2025 at 7:23 AM
He’s just a baby
GOT ME FEELING SO DISTANT I WILL BE GONE IN A INSTANT
November 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
GOT ME FEELING SO DISTANT I WILL BE GONE IN A INSTANT
ontem comi um chocolate c missô tão gostoso
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
ontem comi um chocolate c missô tão gostoso
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“você ficou sabendo que…” não. eu amo a paz de não saber das coisas
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
“você ficou sabendo que…” não. eu amo a paz de não saber das coisas
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Lush is doing it again!!🤩 Their watermelon soap 🍉 is back, and for a charitable initiative towards the people of Gaza! See if your local Lush is supporting it, too!
(For Italian Army, yes, Lush Italia is participating, so you can buy, even online)
www.lush.com/ie/en/p/wate...
(For Italian Army, yes, Lush Italia is participating, so you can buy, even online)
www.lush.com/ie/en/p/wate...
Watermelon | Soap | LUSH
When you buy this fresh and fruity soap, 75% of proceeds from this soap will go to funding medical services, including charities that are gearing up to provide prosthetic limb services to adults and c...
www.lush.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Lush is doing it again!!🤩 Their watermelon soap 🍉 is back, and for a charitable initiative towards the people of Gaza! See if your local Lush is supporting it, too!
(For Italian Army, yes, Lush Italia is participating, so you can buy, even online)
www.lush.com/ie/en/p/wate...
(For Italian Army, yes, Lush Italia is participating, so you can buy, even online)
www.lush.com/ie/en/p/wate...
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Em derrota de Lula Congresso condena humanidade à danação eterna
November 28, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Em derrota de Lula Congresso condena humanidade à danação eterna
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MAMA live voting for the daesang has begun! Vote from the Mnet Plus app 🗳️
November 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
MAMA live voting for the daesang has begun! Vote from the Mnet Plus app 🗳️
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How did we get the most jikook jikook ever? From mannerisms to the aesthetic... It's crazy how we got Jimin in a belt and skinny jeans with a button-up shirt, and Jungkook in baggy jeans, piercings, and a hoodie! Even the way their hair was styled. Nah, someone on that team is a koomi drug addict
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
How did we get the most jikook jikook ever? From mannerisms to the aesthetic... It's crazy how we got Jimin in a belt and skinny jeans with a button-up shirt, and Jungkook in baggy jeans, piercings, and a hoodie! Even the way their hair was styled. Nah, someone on that team is a koomi drug addict