The face of a guy who goes to parties and says things like “whatever you think of Hitler, you have to admit…”

Every semester, 20-50% of my college students turn in AI slop and it bums me out so much to see them just fully outsource their brains so readily that I now have a zero tolerance policy. You give me AI slop, you insta-fail the whole fucking class because you didn’t learn dick about shit.

Both sides!

I remember friends “dating” professors in college, but since I started teaching undergrads a few years ago, I honestly can’t fathom how anyone could be attracted to 20 year olds. You want to hang out with someone who watches brain rot videos and doesn’t know how to upload a file? Pass.

This man had autocorrect and he was like “no I like mine better.”

A full page of notes on social and emotional growth…so “the good news is your son can count. The bad news is he’s starting fires and pushing other kids down the stairs.”

How did he know what my grandma’s bathroom looked like in 1989?

*hotdog man “we’re all looking for the guy who did this” meme*