Fake Edge
@fakeedge.bsky.social
I write the DearBaE column on achtoonbaby.com with my esteemed colleague, Fake Bono. Please feel free to ask us any questions you may have, and we will answer them here:
https://www.achtoonbaby.com/dearbae
https://www.achtoonbaby.com/dearbae
We mainly think about soil regeneration, etc.
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
We mainly think about soil regeneration, etc.
Happy to be of service!
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Happy to be of service!
Yes! They’re trying to make us seem, well, prurient. When we are as pure as the driven snow!
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Yes! They’re trying to make us seem, well, prurient. When we are as pure as the driven snow!
I can imagine Larry calling PJ “oul’ wagon,” but you? When she clearly loves you so much? On her birthday?
Go sit in the corner and think about your actions.
Go sit in the corner and think about your actions.
November 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I can imagine Larry calling PJ “oul’ wagon,” but you? When she clearly loves you so much? On her birthday?
Go sit in the corner and think about your actions.
Go sit in the corner and think about your actions.
On behalf of my esteemed colleague and myself*, happy birthday to you, dear PJ. @pjdegenaro.bsky.social
*We would love to join you at Achtoon Tower, but we’re currently trapped in some kind of sub-basement…? Long story.
*We would love to join you at Achtoon Tower, but we’re currently trapped in some kind of sub-basement…? Long story.
November 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
On behalf of my esteemed colleague and myself*, happy birthday to you, dear PJ. @pjdegenaro.bsky.social
*We would love to join you at Achtoon Tower, but we’re currently trapped in some kind of sub-basement…? Long story.
*We would love to join you at Achtoon Tower, but we’re currently trapped in some kind of sub-basement…? Long story.
That little cringe-face was made in the hopes of mollifying our esteemed colleague.
But you will always have permission to speak freely in my DMs.
But you will always have permission to speak freely in my DMs.
June 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
That little cringe-face was made in the hopes of mollifying our esteemed colleague.
But you will always have permission to speak freely in my DMs.
But you will always have permission to speak freely in my DMs.
I think I'd enjoy you working under me, yes.
June 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I think I'd enjoy you working under me, yes.
I mean, that was clearly the plan all along.
June 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I mean, that was clearly the plan all along.
Thank you, sweetheart.
June 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Thank you, sweetheart.
Happy birthday, my dear friend. ❤️😎
May 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Happy birthday, my dear friend. ❤️😎
*whispers* It's not even that big of a mess.
January 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
*whispers* It's not even that big of a mess.
*adopts The Pose™️*
Okay, boss.
Okay, boss.
January 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
*adopts The Pose™️*
Okay, boss.
Okay, boss.
We thought we had people who do that. Certainly the architectural triumph that is Achtoon Tower has a maintenance staff, yes?
January 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
We thought we had people who do that. Certainly the architectural triumph that is Achtoon Tower has a maintenance staff, yes?
Sorry about that, B. I was feeling myself, what can I say?
January 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Sorry about that, B. I was feeling myself, what can I say?
I realize that you felt the need to acknowledge everyone who helped you, so the length of that section was understandable. But it lacked a certain amount of lip-smacking innuendo, as Mother Achtoon would say.
January 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I realize that you felt the need to acknowledge everyone who helped you, so the length of that section was understandable. But it lacked a certain amount of lip-smacking innuendo, as Mother Achtoon would say.
There, there. Our esteemed colleagues are known far and wide for their overactive imaginations. If you’d engaged in shenanigans, surely you would have written about it in your book. Instead of that big activism section.
January 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
There, there. Our esteemed colleagues are known far and wide for their overactive imaginations. If you’d engaged in shenanigans, surely you would have written about it in your book. Instead of that big activism section.