Falphat
@falphat.bsky.social
They didn’t stand a chance
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
They didn’t stand a chance
I am certainly on it.
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I am certainly on it.
I’ll be ordering these!!
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I’ll be ordering these!!
I bet he’d love that! You’d be smothered
November 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I bet he’d love that! You’d be smothered
Ok you have a death wish.
November 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Ok you have a death wish.
It’s for science buddy!!
November 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It’s for science buddy!!
Please send the link. I want to indulge too!
November 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Please send the link. I want to indulge too!
Baton down the hatches
November 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Baton down the hatches
Fingers crossed! I did have pizza for lunch
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Fingers crossed! I did have pizza for lunch
Dearly beloved we’re here to mourn the loss of Jay who died doing what he loved - being smothered and farted on by a gigantic ass.
November 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Dearly beloved we’re here to mourn the loss of Jay who died doing what he loved - being smothered and farted on by a gigantic ass.
Can’t tell if I’m just normal farting or if it’s the jellies
November 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Can’t tell if I’m just normal farting or if it’s the jellies
Cute! On first glance I thought this was a mask that I could connect a hose to for my farts
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Cute! On first glance I thought this was a mask that I could connect a hose to for my farts