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Kris
@fastchickens.bsky.social
Fastest chicken on Blue Sky.
Occasional writer.
Stuck in the 90s
Pinned
After leading Bournemouth to Premier League glory, it’s time to go on the road in my new save on #CM0102 #writingcommunity

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The A-Z of football management: Part 1
A CM0102 journeyman story
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A Greggs breakfast today
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October 16, 2025 at 8:16 AM
October 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Richard Hughes #LFC
September 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I see Newcastle fans are pulling out the Klopp clip about spending again.
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September 1, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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#LFC spending money in the transfer window.
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July 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
At this point we might be going on for an ice age with the number of sequels we are getting. #thinkupsomenewideas
‘Ice Age 6’ is officially titled ‘Ice Age: Boiling Point’

In theaters February 5, 2027
August 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Can I shock you. I like the League Cup.
#Grimsby
August 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Jerry Adler, who played Hesh in ‘The Sopranos’, has passed away at age 96
August 24, 2025 at 10:35 AM
August 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Skittles Chewies taste like out of date Skittles
August 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
August 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I just don’t get the popcorn bucket thing …
July 24, 2025 at 6:58 AM
#LFC spending money in the transfer window.
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July 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Michael Madsen (1957-2025)
July 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
“He’s better than Figo don’t you know?” RIP Diogo #Jota

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Jamie Webster - Diogo Jota Song (Official Music Video)
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July 3, 2025 at 9:12 AM
When your 5 year old randomly sings the theme to #StarWars
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June 30, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Games gone.
Premier League broadcasts will feature interviews with substituted players, as well as more on-pitch and dressing room camera access from next season.

Broadcasters will also be allowed to enter the pitch in order to capture close-up footage of goal celebrations.
June 28, 2025 at 11:11 AM